Somewhere in the middle of this, a certain drunk Imperator and his fearless sidekick tried to stage a daring (extremely inebriated) rescue when I died to crawlers. I spent like 5 minutes trying to fi… (View Post)
Seriously though. @Myfanwe, @Urzog, and @Ahkan, that was super fun. 10/10 would Orc Mischief again. MVP goes to messenger woodling with the assist. (View Post)
The first time I played DayZ, I was attacked by a crazed shirtless guy who tried to punch me to death while singing "This is the Ultimate Showdown" on his mic. I killed him with a shovel. … (View Post)