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  • CelestineCelestine Member Posts: 244 ✭✭✭
    @Septus shouts, "For the scourge king!"

    @Salish has been slain by Shou.
    @Jules has been killed by Shou.
    @Kristos has been killed by Shou.
    @Ultrix has been slain by Shou.
    @Khizan has been slain by Shou.
    Septus has been slain by Shou.
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  • VerexaVerexa Member Posts: 132 ✭✭✭
    Spotified. I'm so late to this party but the service is amazing! I don't have to listen to 50 million commercials for the same 10 songs during my commute to work anymore!!! It's so good that I am actually tempted to pay for the subscription. I highly recommend it if you're like me and haven't tried it yet.
  • KhizanKhizan Member Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Septus gives the corpse of Zenigra to Urzog's Head Engineer.
    Urzog's Head Engineer says, in Orcish, "You have done well, Septus. I will make a note of your contribution."
    Urzog's Head Engineer takes hold of the corpse and places it on the strange bed on the side of the contraption. After
    hooking up a few tubes to the body, he flicks a switch, allowing the machine to pump the blood from the corpse. Once the
    body has been drained completely he tosses the corpse to the giant standing behind the machine, who feeds on it eagerly.

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

    "On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."

  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    In the latest version of Imperian...

    Stavenn turns into a Republic of Knaves.
    The Empire of Antioch turns into a modern-day Stavenn.

    Next up - Kinsarmar turns into fighting force denouncing the ways of and combating the blood lust of the new Empire.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • KhizanKhizan Member Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭✭✭
    We can't be a modern day Stavenn, we have an active population and leaders who can talk.

    "On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."

  • TheophilusTheophilus Member Posts: 784 ✭✭✭✭
    So hurtful.
    (Ring): Lartus says, "I heard Theophilus once threw a grenade and killed ten people."
    (Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."

    (Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
  • MereisMereis Member Posts: 229 ✭✭✭
    omg that is adorable

    omg
    currently tentatively active
    (may vanish for periods of time)
  • KhizanKhizan Member Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I just want to hug it. :(

    "On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."

  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I adore Tikal. @Baasche
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2015
    I <3@Fensrun

    You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
    Invoice for Services Rendered

    Mercenary service (Summoner and Wytch): 1500 gold
    Curing and offensive supplies: 500 gold
    Inks for starburst: 800 gold.
    Subtotal: 2800 gold.

    This invoice is payable to Fensrun, of Khandava.



    You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
    Amount paid: 2800 gold
    Remaining balance: 0 gold

    Your patronage is appreciated.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • DiceneDicene Member Posts: 913 ✭✭✭✭
    E3!
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  • ArioArio Member Posts: 171 ✭✭✭
    Salish's eyes light up as the Lust card hits.
    *~*~*~* Salish LUSTED! *~*~*~*
    *~*~*~* Salish LUSTED! *~*~*~*

    Fensrun throws a tarot card at the ground and it quickly grows into a portal through which Salish 
    quickly appears.
    +=+=+=+=+=+SALISH IS HERE+=+=+=+=+=+
    +=+=+=+=+=+SALISH IS HERE+=+=+=+=+=+
    Salish's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    A look of pain crosses Salish's face as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at him.
    A look of pain crosses Salish's face as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at him.
    A look of pain crosses Salish's face as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at him.
    A look of pain crosses Salish's face as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at him.
    A look of pain crosses Salish's face as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at him.
    A look of pain crosses Salish's face as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at him.
    Fensrun concentrates briefly and a terrifying visage of Pyradius, the Demon Firelord appears briefly 
    in front of Salish, wreathed in flames.
    [here - Salish (1)]

    Salish takes a drink from a blackthorn dryad vial.

    Salish quickly eats a toadstool.

    Salish quickly eats a juniper berry.

    (Ring): Fensrun says, "EMPRESSED Salish to Tangle of brush and scree (660, the Gongen Mountains)"

    get hazeward
    queue eqbal fling empress at Salish
    You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Fensrun.
    You must regain balance first.

    ==========QUEUE:Fling empress at Salish==========
    ==========QUEUE:Fling empress at Salish==========

    Salish quickly eats some hyssop stem.

    Fensrun steps aboard the chariot and firmly grasps the reins.
    Fensrun's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    Fensrun's hands briefly turn yellow.
    Fensrun makes a tapping motion in front of Salish. Salish is enveloped briefly in a cocoon of 
    rapidly blinking light.

    Fensrun takes a long drag off her pipe, exhaling a thick, white haze.

    Salish takes a long drag off his pipe, exhaling a thick, musty smoke.

    Kanthari points an imperious finger at Salish.
    The Mark of Cadmus on Salish's body flares briefly.
    Kanthari throws some red bone dust straight into Salish's face, causing him to choke on it as he 
    inhales.
    A distant look in his eyes, Kanthari points a finger at Salish and utters a terrible prophecy.
    Salish swoons for a moment then rises again, flushed but strong.

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    ++++++++++++BALANCE++++++++++++
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    You shuffle a card out of your deck and the image of the Empress appears on its surface.
    You throw the card at the ground and it quickly grows into a portal through which Salish is drawn.

    *~*~*~* Salish EMPRESSED! *~*~*~*
    *~*~*~* Salish EMPRESSED! *~*~*~*
    Salish's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    A look of pain crosses Salish's face as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at him.
    A look of pain crosses Salish's face as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at him.
    A look of pain crosses Salish's face as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at him.
    A look of pain crosses Salish's face as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at him.
    A look of pain crosses Salish's face as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at him.
    A look of pain crosses Salish's face as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at him.
    Salish has been slain by a mystical rune tuned to defend Kanthari.
    Kanthari has slain Salish.
    ++++++++++++ TARGET DEAD! ++++++++++++
    ++++++++++++ TARGET DEAD! ++++++++++++

    Fensrun steps aboard the chariot and firmly grasps the reins.
    Fensrun takes a lovage leaf from an ordinary sinn pipe.
    Fensrun picks up the corpse of Salish.

    This was completely accidental, and totally bad, but it made me laugh.
  • ElokiaElokia Member, Moderator, Immortal Posts: 137 mod
    I heart Hockey, I heart Hossa, I heart the Blackhawks, I heart the Cup being won in Chicago for the first time since 1938, I heart that this team has hoisted the cup for 3 out of 6 years. I'm a nerd for himageockey, so I'm kind of in Heaven right now.
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  • TheophilusTheophilus Member Posts: 784 ✭✭✭✭
    2015/06/17 18:36:46 - Mykael guildfavoured Theophilus for: The first Emperor left to be known as a Dark Ember (gr3)? 
    Please...
    (Ring): Lartus says, "I heard Theophilus once threw a grenade and killed ten people."
    (Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."

    (Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
  • KryssKryss Member Posts: 426 ✭✭✭✭
    All the duels with Septus. As a Wardancer he fights a little something like this.

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  • AakrinAakrin Member Posts: 84 ✭✭
    Actually had a fun, long, back and and forth fight for the first time in months. @garryn thank you

  • DreacorDreacor Member Posts: 112 ✭✭✭
    **********************************[ Antioch ]**********************************
    Member Name         City Rank           Positions           Profession         
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Khizan              Hamini                                       Outrider
    Septus              Hamini                                       Outrider
    Shou                Hamini                                        Predator
    Jules               Hamini                                 Outrider
    Chani               Sandstorm                                   Outrider
    Ayanna              Sandstorm                                 Wardancer
    Ulynt               Sandstorm                                    Outrider
    Dreacor             Shamali                                      Outrider
    Maitreya            Felah                                          Outrider
    Ristani             Grain of sand                                Priest
    Klaryssa            Grain of sand                              Outrider
    *******************************************************************************

    So many Outriders<3
  • TheophilusTheophilus Member Posts: 784 ✭✭✭✭

    **********************************[ Stavenn ]**********************************
    Member Name         City Rank           Positions           Profession         
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Kryss               Consul              Empress             Wytch
    Theophilus          Patrician           Senator             Summoner
    Mikah               Stavennite                              Deathknight
    Amoriel             Stavennite                              Diabolist
    Soma                Proletarian                             Assassin
    Kalcer              Plebian                                 Summoner
    Kaywinett           Plebian                                 Assassin
    Rostov              Plebian             City Aide           Assassin
    Ninira              Plebian                                 Deathknight
    Aysari              Plebian                                 Wytch
    Soldu               Plebian                                 Deathknight
    *******************************************************************************

    People!
    (Ring): Lartus says, "I heard Theophilus once threw a grenade and killed ten people."
    (Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."

    (Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I heart @Alvetta, @Baasche, @Tikal, @Skye, @Rali, @Argentum, @Wynnd, @Ninian for being such champs... Considering most of us didn't have a clue what was happening, we only copped these few deaths:

    2015/06/23 05:18:29 - Alvetta was pulled underground and slain by the skeletal minions of the High Lich.
    2015/06/23 05:18:30 - Iniar was pulled underground and slain by the skeletal minions of the High Lich.
    2015/06/23 05:18:31 - Ninian has been slain by an apish zombie lumberjack.
    2015/06/23 05:20:36 - Argentum has been slain by High Lich Silantor.
    2015/06/23 05:21:46 - Alvetta has been slain by High Lich Silantor.
    2015/06/23 05:23:01 - Samiel has been slain by a skeletal archer.
    2015/06/23 05:23:41 - Argentum has been slain by High Lich Silantor.
    2015/06/23 05:23:57 - Wynnd was pulled underground and slain by the skeletal minions of the High Lich.
    2015/06/23 05:24:37 - Alvetta was pulled underground and slain by the skeletal minions of the High Lich.
    2015/06/23 05:24:38 - Iniar was pulled underground and slain by the skeletal minions of the High Lich.
    2015/06/23 05:25:02 - Tikal has been slain by High Lich Silantor.
    2015/06/23 05:26:44 - Tikal has been slain by High Lich Silantor.
    2015/06/23 05:28:44 - Rali has been slain by High Lich Silantor.
    2015/06/23 05:29:54 - Tikal has been slain by High Lich Silantor.
    2015/06/23 05:30:32 - Rali has been slain by High Lich Silantor.
    2015/06/23 05:31:20 - Argentum has been slain by High Lich Silantor.
    2015/06/23 05:32:46 - Rali has been slain by High Lich Silantor.
    2015/06/23 05:40:49 - Tikal has been slain by High Lich Silantor.
    2015/06/23 05:44:24 - Alvetta has been slain by High Lich Silantor.
    2015/06/23 05:45:14 - Rali has been slain by High Lich Silantor.
    2015/06/23 05:46:30 - Wynnd was pulled underground and slain by the skeletal minions of the High Lich.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • ShouShou Member Posts: 205 ✭✭✭
    @iniar now try Lhortae:D
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  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yeah I heard he's x 100 worse. :(
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • RaliRali Member Posts: 7 ✭
    I heart group activities! I also "I Heart" @Iniar, @Alvetta, @Wynnd, @Tikal, @Argentum, @Ninian, @Baasche - huge fun!! I even "I Heart" those that left before we completed the quest... you know who you are. More fun please.
  • TheophilusTheophilus Member Posts: 784 ✭✭✭✭
    I heart Lana del Rey. Lord Theophilus Aracelia, the Ultraviolent. No shame.

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    (Ring): Lartus says, "I heard Theophilus once threw a grenade and killed ten people."
    (Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."

    (Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
  • RayaRaya Member Posts: 8 ✭
    edited June 2015
    HI! Your friendly forum moderator. Please keep things like this off the forums. You can talk about killing people, but tagging them after you "caught" them, then posting over the forums is a bit much. Thank you! -Elokia
    Post edited by Elokia on
  • TheophilusTheophilus Member Posts: 784 ✭✭✭✭
    HH = HANGEDMAN. GOD.

    TARGET: ALONZE.
    (Ring): Lartus says, "I heard Theophilus once threw a grenade and killed ten people."
    (Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."

    (Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
  • ShouShou Member Posts: 205 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2015
    Raya said:
    You gain 5,120 (pk) experience. You need 478,636,190 more for level 109.
    You gain 17 faith.
    Not even a good kill:(

    Wait, best part:
    Raya said:
    Theophilus picks up some gold sovereigns.

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  • ArioArio Member Posts: 171 ✭✭✭
    Shou said:
    Wait, best part:
    Raya said:
    Theophilus picks up some gold sovereigns.

    'Dignity be damned, we can't let them take our gold!'
  • EllarynthEllarynth Member Posts: 28 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2015
    Ario said:
    Shou said:
    Wait, best part:
    Raya said:
    Theophilus picks up some gold sovereigns.

    'Dignity be damned, we can't let them take our gold!'


    Better question is where was that gold being put? Darn, Imperian needs bills instead of sovereigns for this occasion.

  • EllarynthEllarynth Member Posts: 28 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2015
    Oh, my... this is now @theophilus
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