I heart receiving my first paycheck (it is not great, but still) as a writer. I am now a professional writer, and I'm sure I owe a lot of it to all the time I've wasted on Imperian over the years.
In celebration, business cat:
‘Least I won’t have to carry it no more. You see how bloody heavy it is?’
‘Every sword’s a weight to carry. Men don’t see that when they pick ’em up. But they get heavier with time.”
'Uh, Mr. Wing, there appears to have been some kind of irregularity with the order. We requested product descriptions pertaining to camping equipment and you sent us eight pages talking about how much the Prophetess is not your real mom, and how it was **** that you had to go to bed at 10PM. Please contact us ASAP.'
‘Least I won’t have to carry it no more. You see how bloody heavy it is?’
‘Every sword’s a weight to carry. Men don’t see that when they pick ’em up. But they get heavier with time.”
'Uh, Mr. Wing, there appears to have been some kind of irregularity with the order. We requested product descriptions pertaining to camping equipment and you sent us eight pages talking about how much the Prophetess is not your real mom, and how it was **** that you had to go to bed at 10PM. Please contact us ASAP.'
The parents of this plastic monstrosity were butchered in a terrible recycling accident, leading this poor tentling to be raised in the wild under the tutelage of the Maleficient XL (also for sale on our website). Years of torment and agony have galvanized this rugged outdoor dwelling, rendering it immune to intense heat, frigid disinterest and accustomed to the tears of the sky.
Not gonna lie, I would totally purchase and write a review for a tent like that.
Finished one of the 11x14's for my client of her kids. Feels good to draw so much again.
Also managed to moradeim to baneward to kill Mereis, and got lucky killing Iroth who "mysteriously" disconnected before the the third tick of the first attempted Kantae and got him on the second attempt.
Then I pulled a mission to purge a waymark. I went mage, windbraced into Stavenn, got the hazeward on the second attempt, switched to bard, waymarked, and was able to purge my waymark out of the foundry before anyone knew what I was doing. Overall, successful night :P
@Bathan, what did you write? Can you PM me so I can support it (and if good) suggest it to people?
I'm actually doing product descriptions for a company, these days. I'm basically playing Imperian Tradeskills the job, only there's a distinct lack of underwear being described. It's awful.
‘Least I won’t have to carry it no more. You see how bloody heavy it is?’
‘Every sword’s a weight to carry. Men don’t see that when they pick ’em up. But they get heavier with time.”
@Bathan, what did you write? Can you PM me so I can support it (and if good) suggest it to people?
I'm actually doing product descriptions for a company, these days. I'm basically playing Imperian Tradeskills the job, only there's a distinct lack of underwear being described. It's awful.
Keep the skills honed though - you want to be primed for that lucrative Victoria's Secret contract
“We abjure labels. We fight for money and an indefinable pride. The politics, the ethics, the moralities, are irrelevant."
Learning more about family history. Apparently my grandpa's nickname in the Chinese navy was the "Avalanche" because he "swept away his enemies as fast as an avalanche".
Learning more about family history. Apparently my grandpa's nickname in the Chinese navy was the "Avalanche" because he "swept away his enemies as fast as an avalanche".
Today, I learned Gurn is related to a dude who sounds like a complete badass.
<div>Message #2062 Sent By: (imperian) Received On: 1/20/2018/2:59</div><div>"Antioch has filed a bounty against you. Reason: Raiding Antioch and stealing Bina, being a right</div><div>****, and not belonging anywhere near Antioch till he grows up."</div>
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Man, I'm going to miss this op thing when it's not so op anymore.
1. No armour
2. Poor holding skills.
The rest of it is a massive trololol.
the make-up bait the frog game
‘Every sword’s a weight to carry. Men don’t see that when they pick ’em up. But they get heavier with time.”
Love you, buddy.
‘Every sword’s a weight to carry. Men don’t see that when they pick ’em up. But they get heavier with time.”
The parents of this plastic monstrosity were butchered in a terrible recycling accident, leading this poor tentling to be raised in the wild under the tutelage of the Maleficient XL (also for sale on our website). Years of torment and agony have galvanized this rugged outdoor dwelling, rendering it immune to intense heat, frigid disinterest and accustomed to the tears of the sky.
Also managed to moradeim to baneward to kill Mereis, and got lucky killing Iroth who "mysteriously" disconnected before the the third tick of the first attempted Kantae and got him on the second attempt.
Then I pulled a mission to purge a waymark. I went mage, windbraced into Stavenn, got the hazeward on the second attempt, switched to bard, waymarked, and was able to purge my waymark out of the foundry before anyone knew what I was doing. Overall, successful night :P
(may vanish for periods of time)
‘Every sword’s a weight to carry. Men don’t see that when they pick ’em up. But they get heavier with time.”
Keep the skills honed though - you want to be primed for that lucrative Victoria's Secret contract
‘Every sword’s a weight to carry. Men don’t see that when they pick ’em up. But they get heavier with time.”