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Bathan

Delrayne said:

Well every class does need to be viable in 1v1. Should they have their strengths/weaknesses against other classes? Sure, but they shouldn't be horrible against 80% of the professions out there. That in my mind constitutes a redesign. Which I'm sure you'd agree on.

I 100% do not feel that each class needs to be viable in 1v1, but I'm old and ornery. I'd love to see stuff like support tanks (something I tried to do last classlead with Templars but had shot down) and other interesting niche stuff as opposed to more timebomb classes or hit/bleed + hit/bleed more + hit/bleed more and more or you didn't kill me in 45 seconds now I've got a hypnosis stack on you enjoy but again, I realize I'm absolutely in the minority and biased by my extensive MOBA career.

Gurn

After the big monoliths fight today:

A handful of mud comes speeding in from the west and strikes Ziat!

A handful of mud comes speeding in from the west and strikes Delarn!

A handful of mud comes speeding in from the west and strikes Ziat!

A dill pickle comes speeding in from the west and strikes Ziat!

An extremely large chicken's egg comes speeding in from the west and strikes 

you.

p egg

This is the biggest chicken's egg you've ever seen. Huge, white, and very 

heavy, what will hatch from it is undoubtedly nothing other than an equally 

large chicken!

It weighs 3 ounces.

A large brown coconut comes speeding in from the west and strikes you.

A small round acorn comes speeding in from the west and strikes you.

A pair of silk panties comes speeding in from the west and strikes you.

We talked a bit, I did my usual overly long emotes, and then...

Delarn Leatherwing, Wyvern of Shadow says, "There's nothing there."

A sneaky little voice says, "Oh yes, there is!"

You say, "Reveal yourself, voice."

The sneaky little voice says, "No".

The sneaky little voice says, "I hope something hits you in the face and you 

cry, Gurny."

More talk.

The sneaky little voice says, "Gurn-y Gurn-y he's so wormy".

The sneaky little voice says, "Delarny Delarny full of balarney".

The sneaky little voice says, "I really want to make fun of Ziat but I cannot 

think of any good rhyming words".

Panties were spoken about and inspected.

Later, at Celidon Council...

With a sinister little giggle, a Boo enters from the down.

This minuscule puffball of intangible spirit material is a strange-looking 

little ghost indeed. It's vaguely round, with stubby arms and a sharp-toothed 

red mouth. His beady black eyes are hardly scary, as you just know he's making 

a ridiculous face everytime you turn your back on him.

A fluffy white Boo looks relatively helpless.

It is strangely weightless.

You see nothing in it.

You blink incredulously at a fluffy white Boo.

'Boo!' a fluffy white Boo screams happily at you.

A fluffy white Boo drifts out to the down.

It came back later to yell at Ziat and Wynnd, too. Little things like this make the game awesome.

Ahkan

Victor moves to escape, but Selthis easily slices into his exposed back with a Souledge Sabre, stopping him cold as he arches in pain.

Victor moves to escape, but Antrax easily slices into his exposed back with a Souledge Sabre, stopping him cold as he arches in pain.

Victor moves to escape, but you easily slice into his exposed back with a Souledge Sabre, stopping him cold as he arches in pain.

Victor moves to escape, but Lionas easily slices into his exposed back with a mithril sabre, stopping him cold as he arches in pain.

Lionas has slain Victor.

One of these kids is not like the others!

Lionas

My poor L2 sabre just wants to fit in

Ragnar

Next you should tease Selthis about his level 2 shield. Huehuehuehuehue.

Gurn

(Newbie): Hei says, "Why are there so many of the person Selthis?"

<553/553h 353/353m 2536e 1581w 59x <ebpp> <bd>> who sel

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       Selthis - Lord Selthis Greyjoy, the Kraken                            

       Selthis - A sulphurous bank in a p   (15722) - Mavitt Woods.

       Selthis - Lord Selthis Greyjoy, the Kraken                            

       Selthis - The Jousting Lists                 - (unknown)

       Selthis - Curious Wanderer            (5944) - City of Antioch.

       Selthis - Antioch Shuk                 (605) - City of Antioch.

       Selthis - Upon a crude wooden plat    (6152) - Ssyra.

       Selthis - Lord Selthis Greyjoy, the Kraken                            

       Selthis - A sequestered path benea   (14164) - Ithaquan Council.

       Selthis - Lord Selthis Greyjoy, the Kraken                            

       Selthis - Lord Selthis Greyjoy, the Kraken                            

       Selthis - Aryana's Spring                (1) - ruins of Caanae.

       Selthis - Victory Circle               (590) - City of Antioch.

       Selthis - Lord Selthis Greyjoy, the Kraken                            

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Quit confusing the newbies, guys.

Ozreas

A Boo? Seriously? Was this before or after the pizza party?

(just kidding, I have a bomb bag)

Caelya

Dot picks up the corpse of a furious demon.

A bright pink baby bunny trades a bundle of corpses to a tattooed demonhunter in exchange for a bit of gold.

A tattooed demonhunter shakes his head sadly.

A tattooed demonhunter says, "Poor creatures."

I'm not sure if I want to bug this.

Eusto

Caelya said:

Dot picks up the corpse of a furious demon.

A bright pink baby bunny trades a bundle of corpses to a tattooed demonhunter in exchange for a bit of gold.

A tattooed demonhunter shakes his head sadly.

A tattooed demonhunter says, "Poor creatures."

I'm not sure if I want to bug this.

I sort of feel guilty for fixing it.

Ragnar

Holy balls she's back.


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          Arke - The Mounted Cephyreid        (953) - Ithaquan Council.
        Azefel - A sequestered path benea     (949) - Ithaquan Council.
         Blyth - Shining Huntress, Blyth Shinpachi, Eternal Heart
        Callie - Open wilderness behind P   (12094) - Celidon Council.
       Caridan - Chamber of the Righteous           - (unknown)
         Daine - Childe of the Sands, Daine Azaharel
        Danius - Curious Wanderer            (9340) - City of Antioch.
        Dicene - The north side of a stee    (4406) - Demon's Pass.
         Ellen - Open wilderness behind P   (12094) - Celidon Council.
         Floyd - Scavenger Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon
      Greggory - Curious Wanderer            (9340) - City of Antioch.
           Hei - Within the great Library      (98) - ruins of Caanae.
      Insinyan - Insinyan Virs the Innocent Sinner
        Jealin - Chamber of the Righteous           - (unknown)
        Justus - The Soaring Kestrel        (14886) - City of Kinsarmar.
        Karina - Rampart above the Kinsar    (9363) - City of Antioch.
      Katalina - Lady Katalina Dios, Lord of the Storm
        Lixan - Imperial Parade nearing    (11620) - City of Stavenn.
       Maglust - High Judge Maglust Argyle, Death Incarnate
       Mantlus - Incinerator Mantlus Rhuidean, Dragon Bane
        Menoch - Imperial Parade nearing    (11620) - City of Stavenn.
     Miichelle - Curious Wanderer            (9340) - City of Antioch.
       Naticia - An expansive white room            - (unknown)
        Ragnar - A junction of Wendigo ca   (2 rms) - (multiple areas matched)
      Riselith - Riselith Shinohara, the Twisted Heart
        Septus - A sequestered path benea     (949) - Ithaquan Council.
      Sharatar - Open wilderness behind P   (12094) - Celidon Council.
        Velion - Antioch Runners tent        (9296) - City of Antioch.
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There are 30 players in this world.

Lixan

Scared?

Ragnar

Happy!

Labil

I saw her first!

Menoch

Man you guys are behind the times.

Lionas

Olanre says, "Ah, if I did not loathe you I would be charmed by you."

Abigail

You say, "Do xiur live a sedimentary lifestyle?"

You say, "You know. Taking everything for granite?"

You say, "It's just a hypothetical question, of quartz."

You say, "It'd mica good thought experiment if you were topaz the question on."

You say, "Maybe they just citrine their house all day?"

Primal Guardian, Gurn Tellaris, Woodland's Vindication looks skeptical and says to you, "You've gotten your rocks off, you should pebbly stop now."

You say to Gurn, "I have no idea what you're talcing about. Jet wait a minute before resorting to basalt insults like that."

You say to Gurn, "Gneiss try, though."

Wildling Valkyrie, Aislygn Covante, Phoenix Echo says to Gurn, "Sometimes you make me sad."

Primal Guardian, Gurn Tellaris, Woodland's Vindication says to Aislygn, "Come on, that was good!"

You say to Gurn, "Marble I'll clear the slate and chalk it up to laziness."

Wildling Valkyrie, Aislygn Covante, Phoenix Echo says to Gurn, "You're encouraging it."

Primal Guardian, Gurn Tellaris, Woodland's Vindication says to Aislygn, "I am not. I'm just responding in a language she'll understand."

You say to Gurn, "Anyway, does Celidon use coal to light up the caverns?"

You say to Gurn, "Because it seems a bitluminous."

Wildling Valkyrie, Aislygn Covante, Phoenix Echo says to Gurn, "And you see where that's gotten you?"

You say to Aislygn, "Hey. My puns are statistically funny. Don't believe me? Graphite."

Primal Guardian, Gurn Tellaris, Woodland's Vindication says, "Right. That's probably enough rock puns."

Wildling Valkyrie, Aislygn Covante, Phoenix Echo says, "Dead Dead Gods that was horrible."

Primal Guardian, Gurn Tellaris, Woodland's Vindication says, "You're not very punny anymore."

You say to Gurn, "That's not the ferrous assumption."

Primal Guardian, Gurn Tellaris, Woodland's Vindication says, "...I don't even know what that was supposed to mean."

You say, "Okay, well, maybe I got a little rusty with that one."

You say to Gurn, "But stop trying to stehl the spotlight! I've almost rahnse out of puns..."

Wildling Valkyrie, Aislygn Covante, Phoenix Echo says to you, "Take a cuhpfehr me, and shut up?"

You say to Aislygn, "I didn't realize that casual discussion was a sinn."

You say, "Okay, I think I ran out of puns."

Wildling Valkyrie, Aislygn Covante, Phoenix Echo says to you, "Ori you sure you're done?"

Primal Guardian, Gurn Tellaris, Woodland's Vindication looks skeptical and says, "Too many that didn't make sense. I think you need to iron them out some more."

You say to Aislygn, "Veritum sure I'm done."

You say to Gurn, "Whether my puns make sense or not is none of your bismuth."

Wildling Valkyrie, Aislygn Covante, Phoenix Echo says to you, "Good. That's a Lode off my mind."

You say to Aislygn, "I'm surprised you're still being lead on like this."

Wildling Valkyrie, Aislygn Covante, Phoenix Echo says to you, "Sandstone still, I'll make you stop."

You say to Aislygn, "That one was horrible. You should probably bauxite back up."

You say to Aislygn, "Actually, olivine are horrible."

Primal Guardian, Gurn Tellaris, Woodland's Vindication says to Aislygn, "I think I'm growing jaded."

Wildling Valkyrie, Aislygn Covante, Phoenix Echo says, "Fair anoff, my Opalagies."

You say to Aislygn, "For someone living in a cave, you sure are igneous of different types of rocks... I think you should grab a journal and phyllite out, so you're chert you can have some material."

You say, "Ore not."

Wildling Valkyrie, Aislygn Covante, Phoenix Echo says, "Alright, I'm headed out to the shop for a few more minutes, try to sort some things out."

Wildling Valkyrie, Aislygn Covante, Phoenix Echo says to you, "Ruby good now."

You tell Wildling Valkyrie, Aislygn Covante, Phoenix Echo, "I shale!"

Taqja

I laughed for far too long at that.

Gurn

Khizan grabs Aulani and twirls her about in utter glee.

You blink.

You say to Khizan, "Hmm. I never figured you to be the twirling type."

Khizan whirls about like a mad whirly thing.

Aulani Kith'Vahni says, "Eh, there's a lot of things people don't know about 

Khizan. And they don't need to know."

This scares me. I don't know why. It just does. It's like I'm 5 and told Santa doesn't exist. It's like they told me Lionas became a brony.

I won't be sleeping well tonight.

Abigail

Gurn said:

It's like they told me Lionas became a brony.

All I could think of.

Khizan

You mean Lionas isn't a brony?

Azefel

Abigail

Labil

I'm not sure I want to find out what means brony

Hold me, Lixan

Lixan

Labil said:

I'm not sure I want to find out what means brony

Hold me, Lixan

*holds you*

I had to look it up IT IS NOT PRETTY

Bathan

It's basically the worst.

Labil

[quote](Ring): Selthis says, "Oh god."
(Ring): Selthis says, "Forgot to put back on my gloves."
(Ring): Selthis says, "Balance Taken: 60.20s."[/quote]

Cleaning those tentacles takes time and requires protection.

Abigail

Bathan said:

It's basically the worst.

It's worse than that.

(NSFW)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUcjKln4zhc

Susser

H:286 M:328 E:1333 W:1541 <eb pdb> (03:17:22.26)'you're both looking at me funny
You say, "Xou're both look *hic* iNg at mme Fanny."(03:17:22.57)

Abigail

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Iluv

I died and got disconnected and came back alive to be ganked.