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  • MathiausMathiaus Member Posts: 1,039 ✭✭✭✭

    Dianos says, "As soon as she logs in."
    Dianos says, "Erm, wakes."

    I don't know why things like this are amusing!

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  • AhkanAhkan Member Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Mathiaus said:

    Dianos says, "As soon as she logs in."
    Dianos says, "Erm, wakes."

    I don't know why things like this are amusing!

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  • AzefelAzefel Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
    xxxxxx says, "Some don't seem to or are really good at RP."

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  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    After piddling around for about 5 minutes between Shou and I
    You have been slain by Shou.
    19:29:27 
    You gasp with the realization that Shou has reached the pk level of Metamortal.
    Shou has fulfilled a city bounty against you.
    Damage Taken: 84 psychic, physical (raw damage: 126)
     <dead> T: 

    19:29:30
    Celestine tells you, "Unfortunately, there is no cure for your stupidity."
    Serendipity.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • SappSapp Member Posts: 27 ✭✭
    edited August 2013
    Septus said this....soooo true.

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  • CelestineCelestine Member Posts: 244 ✭✭✭
    Iniar said:
    After piddling around for about 5 minutes between Shou and I
    You have been slain by Shou.
    19:29:27 
    You gasp with the realization that Shou has reached the pk level of Metamortal.
    Shou has fulfilled a city bounty against you.
    Damage Taken: 84 psychic, physical (raw damage: 126)
     <dead> T: 

    19:29:30
    Celestine tells you, "Unfortunately, there is no cure for your stupidity."
    Serendipity.
    You forgot to add that you had sent me the stupidity tell (Der...) before you died. <3
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  • AhkanAhkan Member Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Some days there's just not enough orphine.
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2013
    Never enough orphine for me :(
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • AulaniAulani Member Posts: 199 ✭✭✭
    2013/08/27 20:54:43 - Cassius kicked out Tavion.
    2013/08/27 20:54:45 - Cassius declared Tavion to be a formal enemy. Reason: Murder charges pending for the murder of Insinyan over a dispute on the city aether.
    2013/08/27 21:01:04 - Cassius > There are murder charges pending against Tavion, he murdered Insinyan with several in the city. I'll write up something further and post a log of what I saw. Temporarily, I've kicked him out and enemied him as he would not remove himself willingly.
    2013/08/27 21:03:54 - Tavion slew Braylith, a Mage of Kinsarmar that was loyal to you.
    2013/08/27 21:04:14 - Tavion slew a retired Lorekeeper Knight that was loyal to you.
    2013/08/27 21:05:10 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
    2013/08/27 21:05:41 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
    2013/08/27 21:06:06 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
    2013/08/27 21:06:38 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
    2013/08/27 21:06:49 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
    2013/08/27 21:07:17 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
    2013/08/27 21:07:54 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.

    Kinsarmar - Has gone 0 amount of days without any drama.

    Also Cassius, you're awesome.

    And a quote from Keldoran:

    Keldoran: The way to dispute murder charges is to commit more murder.
    Aulani: Yup
    Keldoran: I wish more lawyers knew of that defence.
    Aulani: Haha
    Keldoran: It'd do wonders.

  • KhizanKhizan Member Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Aulani said:

    And a quote from Keldoran:

    Keldoran: The way to dispute murder charges is to commit more murder.
    Aulani: Yup
    Keldoran: I wish more lawyers knew of that defence.
    Aulani: Haha
    Keldoran: It'd do wonders.

    I've always been fond of that method, myself.

    "On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."

  • GurnGurn Member Posts: 789 ✭✭✭✭
    Aulani said:
    2013/08/27 20:54:43 - Cassius kicked out Tavion.
    2013/08/27 20:54:45 - Cassius declared Tavion to be a formal enemy. Reason: Murder charges pending for the murder of Insinyan over a dispute on the city aether.
    2013/08/27 21:01:04 - Cassius > There are murder charges pending against Tavion, he murdered Insinyan with several in the city. I'll write up something further and post a log of what I saw. Temporarily, I've kicked him out and enemied him as he would not remove himself willingly.
    2013/08/27 21:03:54 - Tavion slew Braylith, a Mage of Kinsarmar that was loyal to you.
    2013/08/27 21:04:14 - Tavion slew a retired Lorekeeper Knight that was loyal to you.
    2013/08/27 21:05:10 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
    2013/08/27 21:05:41 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
    2013/08/27 21:06:06 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
    2013/08/27 21:06:38 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
    2013/08/27 21:06:49 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
    2013/08/27 21:07:17 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
    2013/08/27 21:07:54 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.

    Kinsarmar - Has gone 0 amount of days without any drama.

    Also Cassius, you're awesome.

    And a quote from Keldoran:

    Keldoran: The way to dispute murder charges is to commit more murder.
    Aulani: Yup
    Keldoran: I wish more lawyers knew of that defence.
    Aulani: Haha
    Keldoran: It'd do wonders.

    Came into Celidon to try and kill more people, quickly ran away when he realized he would be attacking people in front of a bunch of others. Told person "You're lucky to be alive" and left.


    Enemied shortly after, and he sends me a tell demanding why he's enemied, and he honestly has no idea why there's any reason to enemy him and we're stupid for doing it and that's why he's going to demonic.


    What.
  • SarriusSarrius Member, Beta Testers Posts: 1,682 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Is it any wonder that somebody from that crowd is causing unnecessary amounts of trouble?
    <div>Message #2062&nbsp; Sent By: (imperian)&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Received On: 1/20/2018/2:59</div><div>"Antioch has filed a bounty against you. Reason: Raiding Antioch and stealing Bina, being a right</div><div>****, and not belonging anywhere near Antioch till he grows up."</div>
  • AhkanAhkan Member Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2013
    Sarrius said:
    Is it any wonder that somebody from that crowd is causing unnecessary amounts of trouble?
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  • SarriusSarrius Member, Beta Testers Posts: 1,682 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I guess so. For real, though - I'm amused that he came to Antioch begging us for citizenship not 19 hours after helping Ruga stir up trouble.
    <div>Message #2062&nbsp; Sent By: (imperian)&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Received On: 1/20/2018/2:59</div><div>"Antioch has filed a bounty against you. Reason: Raiding Antioch and stealing Bina, being a right</div><div>****, and not belonging anywhere near Antioch till he grows up."</div>
  • MathiausMathiaus Member Posts: 1,039 ✭✭✭✭
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  • LinsletLinslet Member Posts: 155 ✭✭✭
    11) (2013/08/28 13:52) Raykel: "Really?"
    12) (2013/08/28 13:52) Linslet: "Yep."
    13) (2013/08/28 13:52) Linslet: "It amuses me."
    14) (2013/08/28 13:52) Vivianne: "Hehe."
    15) (2013/08/28 13:52) Raykel: "Linslet pets a massive umbral condor of Stavenn named Astamouthe."
    16) (2013/08/28 13:52) Lionas: "Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFMrBldVk0s."
    17) (2013/08/28 13:54) Lartus: "I don't get it."
    18) (2013/08/28 13:54) Lartus: "Who is astamouth."


    Oh Lartus.  Never change.
    Today we shall die.
  • MenochMenoch Member Posts: 594 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2013
    @Linslet you -never- go Astamouthe.

    E: I was going to put the exact same video that Lio linked, until I clicked it. Thanks reddit, I always wanted to know what Patrick Stewart's gf's feet look like.
  • IluvIluv Member Posts: 703 ✭✭✭✭
    When it comes to Astamouthe, two heads are better than one.
  • LartusLartus Member Posts: 487 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2013

    10) (2013/08/28 20:18) Linslet: "Do you think they would let me use one to make
    a churata with custom smoke messages?"
    11) (2013/08/28 20:18) Ahkan: "After astamouth."
    12) (2013/08/28 20:19) Ahkan: "You need to be punched in the face until
    unconscious."
    13) (2013/08/28 20:19) Ahkan: "And denied the ability to design/submit things."

     

    Ring): You say, "Vivianne is in a human?"
    H:374 M:315 <eb db>
    (Ring): Dringle says, "Shes in everybody."
    H:374 M:315 <eb db>
    (Ring): Lionas says, "Generator is at 69%."
    H:374 M:315 <eb db>

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  • DiceneDicene Member Posts: 913 ✭✭✭✭
    Saw first Astamouth post at like, 10am. Google it because I was confused like Lartus. Nothing but like, runescape and LoL profiles named Astamouth. 5pm rolls around and and I'm on the phone with a patient at work when it finally hit me.
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  • MenochMenoch Member Posts: 594 ✭✭✭
    Best part was him empressing Curran into siege right after that 'on accident'. Straight up told him it was issuable offense and that if he did it again I'd kick him. Cue OOC apologies.
  • AhkanAhkan Member Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2013
    It's the Imperial initiation.

    Could be rough. AM doesn't have empress.
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  • KryssKryss Member Posts: 426 ✭✭✭✭
    Iluv deals a six of Hearts, a five of Diamonds and a three of Diamonds onto the
    table.
     _______   _______   _______
    |H ___ H| |D ___ D| |D --- D|
    | |     | | |     | |     | |
    | |___  | |  ---  | |  ---  |
    | |   | | |     | | |     | |
    |H --- H| |D --- D| |D --- D|
     -------   -------   -------
    You have a High card.

    Iluv Bialystone, the Crux Shade says, in Hanyou, "Here's the flop."

    You say, in Hanyou, "Action Maglust."

    Iluv Bialystone, the Crux Shade says, in Hanyou, "Comes with detachable limbs."

    Maglust throws the cards away with a silent sigh.

    Iluv Bialystone, the Crux Shade says, in Hanyou, "Essence not included."
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2013

    (Ring): Vivianne says, "Blyth is not on qw...she must have got disconnected, 
    because we know she didn't log out herself."
    (Ring): Kryss says, "Blyth must of lost her uplink to the Matrix."
    (Ring): Kryss says, "She's been set free."


    (Ring): Raykel says, "Not enough to animate this kraken."


    Mykael tells you, "//I need to catch one of these new entities asap."
    Mykael tells you, "//I R impatient."

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    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • SeptusSeptus Member, Beta Testers Posts: 781 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Kira begins to follow you.
    619/619h 493/548m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0
    Kira urges you onwards.
    619/619h 490/548m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0
    Kira Ael'ahir, the Relict of Justice says, "Back to Xeron! I got you a present."
    619/619h 489/548m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0
    "Oh?" you exclaim quizzically.
    619/619h 484/548m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0
    You must dismount from what you are currently riding before you can mount anything else.
    (Ring): You say, "Tracking to xer."
    You whisper briefly to a hulking velociraptor.
    Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    619/619h 492/548m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0
    Kira Ael'ahir, the Relict of Justice says, "Oh, he's nowhere."
    619/619h 492/548m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0
    You take a long drag off your pipe, filling your lungs with linseed smoke.
    619/619h 492/548m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0
    Your mount tracks to Xeragoth.
    Crossroads of The Imperial Parade and Via Efferus.
    A sewer grate looms darkly beneath your feet. There are 2 hazeward stones here. An elegant, ebony marble statue depicts a tall, lithe Ssylsin woman here. There are 2 elegant white letters here. An elite elegantly dressed Noctusari is manning a cannon here. She has seventy-five cannon balls. Eyeing you defiantly, a brown brawny stallion exhibits its large body. Its body shuddering in anticipation, this twisted treant warps the very land about it here. Xeragoth is here, giving off a truly ghastly stench. He wields a wicked looking flail in his left hand and a kite shield in his right.
    Exits: northeast (closed door), southeast, southwest, and northwest.
    Equilibrium Taken: 3.60s

    This is the price of laziness, children.

  • CaelyaCaelya Member Posts: 383 ✭✭✭✭
    Classic Septus.

  • DiceneDicene Member Posts: 913 ✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2013
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    Just saw this while installing a million mods for Skyrim. After the above failed tracking log, felt like this was appropriate. This is Septus to me from now on.
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  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    (Ring): Linslet says, "I need his body."
    Completely taken out of context, but yes. :)
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
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