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  • AhkanAhkan Member Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Suggest buying artifact fingers. What could go wrong?
  • ApolocApoloc Member Posts: 241 ✭✭✭
    There just aren't enough toe rings in this game.
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  • MercerMercer Member Posts: 220 ✭✭✭

    Svorai, the Spirit of Preservation says, "Dating Manticores Offer
    French-kisses."

    no need for context

  • SvoraiSvorai Member, Moderator, Immortal Posts: 293 mod
    Mercer said:

    Svorai, the Spirit of Preservation says, "Dating Manticores Offer
    French-kisses."

    no need for context

    This isn't even one of the funniest ones being thrown out there. :(  
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2013
    You lost rebounding.
    def- anti-weapon field.
    You rub some hemotoxin on a curved sabre.
    Lightning-quick, you jab Iluv's right arm with a curved sabre.
    You notice several bruises forming on Iluv's right arm.
    Justice is dealt out and your attack rebounds onto you.
    Damage Taken: 10 cutting, physical (raw damage: 18)
    Your attack causes Iluv to glow a vibrant violet, and a lash of energy whips back at you.
    Damage Taken: 8 unblockable (raw damage: 7)
    Damage Taken: 2 cutting, mental (raw damage: 2)
    Iluv pales suddenly and slumps perceptibly.
    You rub some ciguatoxin on a curved sabre.
    You slash into Iluv's right arm with a curved sabre.
    Justice is dealt out and your attack rebounds onto you.
    Damage Taken: 10 cutting, physical (raw damage: 18)
    Your attack causes Iluv to glow a vibrant violet, and a lash of energy whips back at you.
    Damage Taken: 8 unblockable (raw damage: 7)
    Damage Taken: 2 cutting, mental (raw damage: 2)
    Iluv's body ceases to move as his body stiffens into paralysis.
    Balance Taken: 2.91s
    20 lines. </3 
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IluvIluv Member Posts: 703 ✭✭✭✭
    I love being a porcupine!
  • IluvIluv Member Posts: 703 ✭✭✭✭
    Icsellom Mjollnir, Claw of Song says, "I do not like to spar dirty tricks."

    If there's anything I've learned from Imperian, it's that arrogance is directly proportional to how broken your profession is.
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Iluv said:
    Icsellom Mjollnir, Claw of Song says, "I do not like to spar dirty tricks."

    Enter an option or enter your character's name. 'dirtytricks'
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • AzefelAzefel Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
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  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    readlog khandava
    2013/11/17 04:06:27 - Omanyte was incitizened in the introduction.
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    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IluvIluv Member Posts: 703 ✭✭✭✭
    Abigail tells you, "Right. The classic "I can't kill this person in a straight fight, so I'm going to wait until they're daydreaming, kill them and then spend the rest of my life hiding from their wrath" tactic. Flawless one, that."

    From after I devoured her in Celidon for champion. Funny because I had just killed Abigail in a straight fight last night when she was abusing Market and then altered her Market tell to say "Except Iluv."
  • AzefelAzefel Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2013
    Her wrath

    Don't make her use bigger fonts again
  • AmbroseAmbrose Member Posts: 197 ✭✭✭
    edited November 2013
    - Three levels of vialbelt upgrades are now available:
    - a vialbelt of mithril kegs - 2 tokens - holds up to 8000 sips
    - a vialbelt of crystehl kegs - 5 tokens - holds up to 12000 sips
    - a vialbelt of quicksilver kegs - 10 tokens - holds up to 20000 sips


    In other news, I'm sad I missed out on getting my last token pipe by a week. :(

    EDIT: Though, this does mean that it's time for me to start saving up for a Vial of Perpetuity....

  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That's a nice idea - creds to buy, tokens to upgrade.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    readlog noctusari 0 1

    2013/11/23 05:19:45 - Lyrica was inguilded in the introduction.
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    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • MereliiMerelii Member Posts: 8
    Health:314 Mana:293 (e-)
    Grabbing his bow by the grip, a Nagirian archer slips behind you and chokes you with his bowstring.
    You have been slain by a Nagirian archer.
    You have nothing that can be stored in the Rift.
    Damage Taken: 117 asphyxiation (raw damage: 130)


    Wai, archer, wai?
  • KhizanKhizan Member Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cause you don't heal recklessness, probably. ;)

    "On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."

  • AmbroseAmbrose Member Posts: 197 ✭✭✭
    2 spars with Vox. Lose? (Ffs he was doing a lot of damage)
    Brishi tells you, "Really!?"
    -facepalm- My armour decayed while I was logged in and I didn't notice it
    Buy armour, wear armour
    3 spars with Vox later. Win
    Brishi tells you, "You've ruined his hopes."
  • MercerMercer Member Posts: 220 ✭✭✭

    You finish unearthing a partially buried blue shard. Satisfied, you pick it up
    and the shard glows dimly upon your touch.
    [ACHIEVEMENT]: You have completed the 'Shard Machine' Achievement! You have
    earned 25 Bound Credits.

     

    Alright!

  • LartusLartus Member Posts: 487 ✭✭✭
    1. The air around you is suddenly filled with the crackling of Moradeim energy.
    2. [3:21]<H:554(100%) M:363(100%) E:100% XP:30.35%><eb db Vote>
    3. The crackling of Moradeim energy stops.
    4. [3:22]<H:554(100%) M:363(100%) E:100% XP:30.35%><eb db Vote>
    5. With a shoulder planted against the wall a mangled zombie crawls sluggishly out to the west.
    6. [3:22]<H:554(100%) M:363(100%) E:100% XP:30.35%><eb db Vote>
    7. The air around you is suddenly filled with the crackling of Moradeim energy.
    8. [3:22]<H:554(100%) M:363(100%) E:100% XP:30.35%><eb db Vote>
    9. Menoch, riding a winsome verdant mare, suddenly appears in front of you, accompanied by violent crackling of Moradeim energy.
    10. [3:23]<H:554(100%) M:363(100%) E:100% XP:30.35%><eb db Vote>
    11. A cannon ball races in from the northwest, rips through Menoch's body, and streaks southeastward.
    12. A massive net flies in from the west, entangling itself about Menoch and he falls to the ground unable to move.
    13. A cannon ball races in from the west, rips through Menoch's body, and streaks eastward.
    14. A massive wooden bolt flies in from the northwest, impaling Menoch directly through the chest, lifting him off his feet.
    15. Impaled on a massive wooden bolt, Menoch sails away to the southeast.
    16. [3:23]<H:554(100%) M:363(100%) E:100% XP:30.35%><eb db Vote>
    17. A sulphurous stench fills the air momentarily.
    18. [3:23]<H:554(100%) M:363(100%) E:100% XP:30.35%><eb db Vote>
    19. A cannon ball races in from the northwest and streaks southeastward.
    20. Menoch has been killed by an elite elegantly dressed Noctusari.
  • MenochMenoch Member Posts: 594 ✭✭✭
    celerity blessing, I will get the hang of you soon. And thank you, kind and benevolent coders, who have presented us with the serverside separator.
  • RenniRenni Member Posts: 11
    It could be worse. They could make it like DotA2, where unbalanced things get 'balanced' out by more unbalanced things... If everything is OP, then nothing is!
  • LartusLartus Member Posts: 487 ✭✭✭


    (Market): You say, "30,000 gold coins for the capture of the criminal Shaheen
    the V."

    Shaheen tells you, "Do you have a problem?"

    You tell Shaheen Vaz'rias, "30,000 gold for the capture of this wicked

    Gwidion has been bludgeoned to death by a grizzly bear.

    Shaheen tells you, "I havent done anything. What are you acusing me of?"

    You tell Shaheen Vaz'rias, "You have been accused of defiling the young and
    crimes against the natural order of this world."
     


    You tell Shaheen Vaz'rias, "May you be punished and burned in the fires of
    Stavenn you wicked creature."

    Shaheen tells you, "That is crazy. I havent done anything, and I will issue
    anyone who attacks me."

    You tell Shaheen Vaz'rias, "Issue?"

    Shaheen tells you, "HELP ISSUES."

    I can't tell if I am in the wrong for attempting out of the blue roleplay.

     

  • KhizanKhizan Member Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Yes, you are.

    You're basically putting a hit out on somebody for what's categorized as "shits and grins". 

    "On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."

  • TahirahTahirah Member Posts: 102 ✭✭✭
    I think that could depend on the context and nature of @Lartus' character, as we cannot define ICly what Lartus does or does not know. I think even if it was for 'shits and grins', not trying any form of resolution and resorting straight to issuing is a bit dramatic.
    (Only if we keep voting!)
  • AmbroseAmbrose Member Posts: 197 ✭✭✭
    Your Argh Pee was also combat oriented, directed at a non-combatant. Expect him to get a little bristly.
  • CassiusCassius Member, Beta Testers Posts: 607 ✭✭✭
    Something about this feels like RaPe.
  • AhkanAhkan Member Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Having shared a ring with Lartus, he has no established rp.

    He dsls with opium and rides a cow. --> Lartus.
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