Most people have never had really good coffee and it makes me sad.
Edit - Also making sugar-cookie-crust fruit pizzas for a pizza-themed potluck tonight -and- I found a new board game store with lots of tables within walking distance of my new(ish) digs. All kinds of social today.
Checking my freelancing site for some idle work, and an Accident Advice Hotline wants a crap post about "Can I claim for an injury at a medieval banquet?"
Whirling about in the crystalline depths of a heart-shaped bowl, this tiny shark pup hunts for minnows amidst the seed pearls and broken heart-shaped pebbles of her glistening habitat. From her nose-tip to tail-tip she measures just shy of nine inches, minuscule by any oceanic standard, but nonetheless fierce if the bits of silvery fish scales that float at the top of her bowl are any indication. With the distinctive conformation of a hammerhead shark, this tiny oceanic murderess boasts a striking hue of bone-white ivory with whimsical smattering's of heart-shaped red speckles dotting her sandpapery hide. Her wide-set eyes are opalescent pink, and she searches the depths of the bowl for potential prey - and on occasion any passersby.
@Celosyi says, "Well done, you heartless Prophetess."
Celosyi gives a pale opalescent cobra to you.
Celosyi says, "Keep it secret. Keep it safe."
A mass of writhing, buzzing hornets swirls and dissipates in all directions as the presence of Celosyi vanishes, the sudden silence becoming overbearing.
(Ring): Shou says, "Sync the Love Psychic says, "I think you should ask your friends to teach you how to flirt, otherwise, according to my lovely ball, you will never find a mate that will wish to stick with you.""
[10 seconds later ]
(Ring): Shou says, "Sync the Love Psychic says, "Welp, looks like you're going to be sidled up to the bar, drinking whiskey alone for the rest of your life. Though I could think of worse things to be sidled up to in my old age.""
(Ring): Shou says, "God."
(Ring): Shou says, "I am not that bad."
(Ring): You say, "Hahaha."
(Ring): You say, "Yes you are."
(Ring): Shou says, "D:."
[ 5 seconds later ]
(Ring): Shou says, "Sync the Love Psychic exclaims, "You're definitely not going to win a throne in the Love Festival!""
(Ring): Shou says, "Jesus ****."
[ 5 seconds later ]
(Ring): Shou says, "Sync the Love Psychic says, "You are marked for death, Shou, and to never be happy, and to never find love. It is alright, though, because you will find plenty to satisfy your deepest desires."
(Ring): Shou says, "Let me be happy."
[ 5 seconds later ]
(Ring): Shou says, "Sync the Love Psychic exclaims, "You'll end up betraying your city and cast out. But it's alright, you're going to live in a real nice
Sync the Love Psychic exclaims, "Oh, Mercer, Xuli is going to destroy you. Well, at least it will provide me with some entertainment. That is the most exciting thing in your future!"
Sync the Love Psychic says, "You are marked for death, Theophilus, and to never be happy, and to never find love. It is alright, though, because you will find plenty to satisfy your deepest desires."
(Ring): Lartus says, "I heard Theophilus once threw a grenade and killed ten people." (Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."
(Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
I heart @Aleutia and @Myfanwe for organizing tonight's RP session. I had a lot of fun and I'm really happy to feel part of a sect and its storyline even if it means having an unsightly red botch on my hand I can't wait to see what's in store for us all.
You raise your hand in greeting to Shou and say "Hi!"
Shou greets Sync the Love Psychic with a sincere smile.
Sync the Love Psychic says, "What can I do for you, Shou?"
Shou Agarwaen says, "What is my future like?"
Sync the Love Psychic blinks several times as she gazes into the ball, then looks up at you slowly.
Sync the Love Psychic exclaims, "Oh, Shou, Narakis is going to destroy you. Well, at least it will provide me with some entertainment. That is the most exciting thing in your future!"
You pat Shou in a friendly manner.
Shou Agarwaen says, "What is my future like?"
Sync the Love Psychic runs her claws over the table, leaving a few scratch marks before settling before the crystal ball to peer into your future.
Sync the Love Psychic says, "You are marked for death, Shou, and to never be happy, and to never find love. It is alright, though, because you will find plenty to satisfy your deepest desires."
[R] Celestine: Ahahaha.
[R] Celestine: Oh Shou .
Shou sniffles softly.
Shou Agarwaen says, "What is my future like?"
Sync the Love Psychic scratches her ear slightly before she taps a claw against the crystal ball.
Sync the Love Psychic exclaims, "This thing must not be working, according to this, you will live the rest of your life with riches and all the mates you could dream for. Oh, there it is, you sell your soul to the Legion!"
[R] Shou: Noooo.
[R] Celestine: AHAHAHA.
You stroke Shou's head in consolation.
Toma Ashtear, Lightning Breaker smiles impishly and says, "The Antioch legion more like it."
Shou sticks his tongue out in playful defiance.
Shou leaves to the out. [Lifevision]
[AL] Shou - A heart-lined pathway between costume shops.
I got some good cards at the carnival this morning that had me cracking up:
"If I was taken prisoner by the horde, I would think of 'Baasche waiting in a heart-shaped bathing tub for me' to help me survive it."
"The prize I want for winning the Love Festival is 'Spankings by Ugagi'."
"The most romantic night ever would be to sit under the stars cuddling with 'A naked portrait of Verexa laying on a bed of flowers'."
And then there was this:
Sync the Love Psychic exclaims, "Ohhhh, a chance to win the favour of Myfanwe, but you end up failing miserably and they disfavour you, then it looks as though they cut off your arms and feed it to the sharks. Huh, oh, well...I don't think I should reveal that. Wait what is this? Who is that? Well I have never. Verexa I think you should go!"
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(Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."
(Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
(Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."
(Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
Most people have never had really good coffee and it makes me sad.
Edit - Also making sugar-cookie-crust fruit pizzas for a pizza-themed potluck tonight -and- I found a new board game store with lots of tables within walking distance of my new(ish) digs. All kinds of social today.
(Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."
(Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
(Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."
(Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
an eburnean shark pup in a heart-shaped bowl
Whirling about in the crystalline depths of a heart-shaped bowl, this tiny shark pup hunts for minnows amidst the seed pearls and broken heart-shaped pebbles of her glistening habitat. From her nose-tip to tail-tip she measures just shy of nine inches, minuscule by any oceanic standard, but nonetheless fierce if the bits of silvery fish scales that float at the top of her bowl are any indication. With the distinctive conformation of a hammerhead shark, this tiny oceanic murderess boasts a striking hue of bone-white ivory with whimsical smattering's of heart-shaped red speckles dotting her sandpapery hide. Her wide-set eyes are opalescent pink, and she searches the depths of the bowl for potential prey - and on occasion any passersby.
It weighs about 3 pounds and 2 ounces.
(Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."
(Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
(Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."
(Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
Celosyi gives a pale opalescent cobra to you.
Celosyi says, "Keep it secret. Keep it safe."
A mass of writhing, buzzing hornets swirls and dissipates in all directions as the presence of Celosyi vanishes, the sudden silence becoming overbearing.
Mwee
You rock on with your bad self, @Svorai, I love it so much!
/flail
(Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."
(Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
[R] Celestine: Shou.
[R] Celestine: Come get your fortune again.
Shou enters from the out. [Lifevision]
[AL] Shou - A love psychic's tent.
You raise your hand in greeting to Shou and say
"Hi!"
Shou greets Sync the Love Psychic with a sincere smile.
Sync the Love Psychic says, "What can I do for you,
Shou?"
Shou Agarwaen says, "What is my future like?"
Sync the Love Psychic blinks several times as she gazes into
the ball, then looks up at you slowly.
Sync the Love Psychic exclaims, "Oh, Shou, Narakis is
going to destroy you. Well, at least it will provide me with some
entertainment. That is the most exciting thing in your future!"
You pat Shou in a friendly manner.
Shou Agarwaen says, "What is my future like?"
Sync the Love Psychic runs her claws over the table, leaving
a few scratch marks before settling before the crystal ball to peer into your
future.
Sync the Love Psychic says, "You are marked for death,
Shou, and to never be happy, and to never find love. It is alright, though,
because you will find plenty to satisfy your deepest desires."
[R] Celestine: Ahahaha.
[R] Celestine: Oh Shou
.
Shou sniffles softly.
Shou Agarwaen says, "What is my future like?"
Sync the Love Psychic scratches her ear slightly before she
taps a claw against the crystal ball.
Sync the Love Psychic exclaims, "This thing must not be
working, according to this, you will live the rest of your life with riches and
all the mates you could dream for. Oh, there it is, you sell your soul to the
Legion!"
[R] Shou: Noooo.
[R] Celestine:
AHAHAHA.
You stroke Shou's head in consolation.
Toma Ashtear, Lightning Breaker smiles impishly and says,
"The Antioch legion more like it."
Shou sticks his tongue out in playful defiance.
Shou leaves to the out. [Lifevision]
[AL] Shou - A heart-lined pathway between costume shops.
Fortune Teller: 2; Shou: 0