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Zoroaster · February 2014

Hp:100; Mp:92; (db --) [Septus: Fishing.]
Azefel secures his previously wielded items and instantly draws a strong broadsword into his left hand, with a strong broadsword flowing into the right.
With a lightning-quick motion, Azefel slashes you with a strong broadsword.
As Azefel attacks, the swirling iceshroud seeps into his lungs, causing him to cough violently.
Your hearing is suddenly restored.
Azefel viciously slashes you with a strong broadsword!
As Azefel attacks, the swirling iceshroud seeps into his lungs, causing him to cough violently.
A prickly, stinging sensation spreads through your body.
Azefel dashes at you, leaps into the air and strikes you in the chest before falling to the ground himself.
You have been slain by Azefel.
You have nothing that can be stored in the Rift.
As Azefel attacks, the swirling iceshroud seeps into his lungs, causing him to cough violently.
<dead>
(Ring): Vivianne says, "[BATS]: Zoroaster has been killed!"

...

I have my health displayed as a percentage, so... ouch.

Iniar · February 2014

Zoroaster said:

Hp:100; Mp:92; (db --) [Septus: Fishing.]

???

Zoroaster · February 2014

My system is incomplete, I can't turn off the fishing tag and Septus was my target... so it said I was fishing for Septus I guess.

Iniar · February 2014

Or Septus was in fishing mode. Which he was.

Iniar · February 2014

Couldn't stop laughing after;

(Ring): Azefel says, "Hey djen."
(Ring): Azefel says, "Djen - 293h [90% m:87%]."
(Ring): You say, "Dude. When Khizan sneezed I died :<."
(Ring): Azefel says, "So like."
Azefel quickdraws a strong broadsword and a strong broadsword.
Azefel slashed you.
Damage Taken: 103 cutting, physical (raw damage: 115)
Your hearing is suddenly restored.
Azefel slashed you.
Damage Taken: 106 cutting, physical (raw damage: 118)
A prickly, stinging sensation spreads through your body.
You are afflicted with sensitivity.
Azefel dashes at you, leaps into the air and strikes you in the chest before falling to the ground himself.
def- insomnia.
Your faith decreases as you fall to the might of Azefel.
You have been slain by Azefel.
Damage Taken: 136 blunt (raw damage: 109)
(Ring): Septus says, "Omg."
(Ring): Azefel says, "..."
(Ring): You say, "Hahaha."
(Ring): Celestine says, "Damnit."
(Ring): Airamaya says, "Hahaha."
(Ring): You say, "Oh god."
(Ring): Airamaya says, "Damage?"
(Ring): Celestine says, "I knew I should stayed at the Shuk! ."

Sarrius · February 2014

This is why we don't have an owned thread. It is just a montage of Azefel accidentally killing his teammates.

Verexa · February 2014

Sarrius said:

accidentally

Iniar · February 2014

For your enjoyment;

R/V vs S/K/A/B, (I'm R) got dunked, watch the affliction patterns, effect of blackout, and my oopsie at the end for not resetting prios. (Q: Is mirroring intelligent or does it duplicate existing afflictions on occasion?)

Legend:

Attacker:Defender :: toxins

-> [ Known afflictions ]

User -- Action

S:V :: rsl + toxin
-> V [toxin]
V -- juniper -undeaf
S -- linseed
R -- linseed

S:V :: rsl + numbness
-> V [numbness]
V -- maidenhair -numbness
V -- linseed

S:V :: metrazol + hemotoxin
-> V [metrazol, hemotoxin]
V -- kelp -hemotoxin
S -- linseed
V -- purge -metrazol

V:S :: numbness + hemotoxin
-> S [numbness, hemotoxin]
S -- maidenhair -numbness
S -- tree -hemotoxin

R:S :: nausea + sunallergy + addiction
-> S [nausea, sunallergy, addiction]
R -- linseed
S -- purge -sunallergy (definitely)
S -- focus -addiction

S:R :: numbness + undeaf
-> R [numbness, undeaf]
R -- maidenhair -numbness

V:S :: toxin + butisol
-> S [nausea, toxin, butisol]
S -- kelp -butisol
V -- linseed
(Guards): asthma + butisol
R -- juniper -undeaf

S:R :: metrazol + hemotoxin
-> R [metrazol, hemotoxin]

V:S :: rebound! toxin + butisol (bad luck)
-> S [nausea, (asthma)]
-> V [toxin, butisol]
(Guards): strychnine + butisol
V -- kelp -butisol
R -- maidenhair -metrazol
K -- linseed

R:S :: sunallergy + addiction
-> S [nausea, (asthma), sunallergy, addiction] // [(asthma), sunallergy, addiction]
S -- nightshade -sunallergy
R -- tree -hemotoxin

S:R :: asthma + butisol
-> R [metrazol, asthma, butisol]
R -- purge -asthma
S -- focus -addiction
S -- linseed -asthma ?where did he cure this

A:V :: butisol + hemotoxin
-> V [undeaf, butisol, hemotoxin]
V -- kelp -butisol
V -- tree -hemotoxin

V:S :: rsl + toxin (didn't track defiler raze, V)
-> S [nausea, (asthma)] // [(asthma)]
R -- kelp -butisol
(Guards): rsl + asthma
S -- kelp -asthma

S:R :: rsl + numbness
-> R [metrazol, numbness]
R -- linseed

<blackout>
A:V :: rebound! butisol + hemotoxin
-> V [undeaf]
-> A [butisol, hemotoxin]
V -- juniper -undeaf (I cured a random aff here, bad, bad)
A -- kelp -hemotoxin
A -- purge -butisol
R -- maidenhair -numbness
S -- tentacled V

A:V :: rsl
V -- linseed
K:?R :: ???
K -- linseed
S:R :: metrazol + hemotoxin
-> R [metrazol, hemotoxin]
V -- tumbling

K:R :: ???
-> R [metrazol, hemotoxin]

A:V :: opium + opium
-> V []
<end blackout>

S:R :: slickness + anorexia
-> R [metrazol, hemotoxin, slickness, anorexia]
R -- focus -anorexia
R -- maidenhair -metrazol

A:V :: rsl
-> V []
V -- linseed
V -- tumbling

?:R :: fear + hallucinations
-> R [hemotoxin, slickness, fear, hallucinations]

A:V :: parried!
-> V []
R -- compose -fear
S -- linseed

S:R :: anorexia + stupidity
-> R [hemotoxin, slickness, hallucinations, anorexia, stupidity]
K -- linseed
R -- transmission -anorexia
S -- -transmission +anorexia
R -- maidenhair -slickness
S -- salve -anorexia

B:R :: benzene
-> R [hemotoxin, hallucinations, stupidity, crippled left arm]
R -- mending -crippled left arm

A:V :: parried!
-> V []
R -- purge -hemotoxin
R -- tree -stupidity

S:R :: slickness + anorexia
-> R [toxin, hallucinations, slickness, anorexia]
R -- mirroring +metrazol
R -- focus -anorexia
R -- concentrate -disruption
R -- maidenhair -metrazol
V -- tumbled

A:V :: braziered
-> V []
R -- attempted smoke, +asthma

S:R :: anorexia + undeaf
-> R [toxin (asthma), hallucinations, slickness, anorexia, undeaf]

K:R :: peace
-> R [(asthma), hallucinations, slickness, anorexia, undeaf, peace]

B:V :: noctec
-> V [noctec]
V -- lovage -noctec
V -- tumble
R -- focus -anorexia
R -- maidenhair -slickness
S -- linseed

S:R :: anorexia + stupidity
-> R [(asthma), hallucinations, undeaf, peace]
R -- epidermal -anorexia
V -- linseed
R -- prone (hallucinations)
R -- -prone

A:V :: opium + opium
-> V []

S:R :: slickness + anorexia
-> R [(asthma), hallucinations, undeaf, peace, slickness, anorexia]
R -- mirroring +asthma

B:V :: lowhooks
-> V []
V -- orphine -stupidity
R -- focus -stupidity
K -- linseed

A:V :: butisol + hemotoxin
-> V [butisol, hemotoxin]

S:R :: numbness + stupidity
-> R [hallucinations, undeaf, peace, slickness, anorexia, numbness, stupidity, asthma]
V -- tree -butisol
V -- tumbling
R -- failed cure of branched arm (slickness)
V -- kelp -hemotoxin
R -- transmission -stupidity
S -- -transmission +stupidity
S -- orphine -stupidity

A:V :: opium + opium
-> V []

B:V :: lowhooks
-> V []

S:R :: penance + nausea
-> R [hallucinations, undeaf, peace, slickness, anorexia, numbness, asthma, penance, nausea]
V -- focus -stupidity
S -- linseed
V -- salve legs ?
R -- focus -anorexia
R -- nightshade -nausea (Forgot to reset my prios!)

A:V :: rsl
-> V []
R -- +stun
R -- +epilepsy (penance)

S:R :: anorexia + stupidity
-> R [hallucinations, undeaf, peace, slickness, numbness, asthma, penance, stun, epilepsy, anorexia, stupidity]

B:V :: lowhooks
-> V []
R -- +paralysis
R -- -numbness
R -- -stun
K -- linseed

A:V :: opium + opium
-> V []
V -- orphine -stupidity

S:R :: disloyalty + recklessness
-> R [hallucinations, undeaf, peace, slickness, numbness, asthma, penance, stun, epilepsy, anorexia, stupidity, disloyalty, recklessness]
R -- focus -peace

B:V :: lowhooks
A:V :: butisol + hemotoxin
-> V [butisol, hemotoxin]
R -- +confusion (penance)
R -- mirroring +asthma

K:V :: headkicks
S:R :: sensitivity + strychnine
-> R [hallucinations, undeaf, slickness, numbness, asthma, penance, stun, epilepsy, anorexia, stupidity, disloyalty, recklessness, confusion, sensitivity]
S -- linseed

A:V :: opium + opium
-> V [butisol, hemotoxin] ?? blackout, didn't cure? 4-5s elapsed since last herb
V -- kelp -butisol

B:V :: lowhooks
-> V [hemotoxin]
V -- focus -stupidity
V -- salve legs ?
R -- focus -epilepsy
R -- +stun

A:V :: opium + opium
-> V [hemotoxin]
R -- +dizziness (penance)
R -- transmission -disloyalty
S -- -transmission +disloyalty
S -- focus -disloyalty
V -- kelp -hemotoxin
R -- -stun
R -- death

http://nogfx.org/logs/1797 for the full smashing

Septus · February 2014

It duplicates (thankfully).

Azefel · February 2014

mirroring -only- duplicates – it basically relapses a random aff after 4 secs.

Ahkan · February 2014

Yeah, duplicate seems like it would be amazing for blindly spamming maidenhair affs as buffer afflictions

Azefel · February 2014

more like mirroring blackout over and over

Ahkan · February 2014

Hahah, that's a thing? God damnit.

Ahkan · March 2014

104H20 241M62 *aA 0B [eb db][T:Kalcer|0|Khizan=0|11|b1]

At Shou's order, a brown bear lifts you high into the air with its massive paws. Despite your best efforts to free yourself, the bear slams you violently against the ground.

aff+ prone

H -103b [20.1%] [208]

Iceshroud hit Shou.

1H0 241M62 *aA 20B [eb pdb][T:Kalcer|0|Khizan=0|11|b1]

Kryss's keen-eyed falcon is attacking you.

Kryss drew a claymore.

Kryss slashed you with a claymore.

Your faith decreases as you fall to the might of Kryss.

The final blow is too much for you, and you fall to the floor a broken, bloody mess.

You have been slain by Kryss.

God damnit, Shou. You had one job to do.

Gotta love beast mastery, tho.

Azefel · March 2014

you screwed up the defiler script as the prompt shows

Verexa · March 2014

H: 580/580 M: 286/310 -- XP: 9.01 0 [T:Kliko|C]
Screaming out a warcry of pure strength, Kliko brings his claymore crashing straight down on your head. Blackness fills your vision and the screams of pain exploding in your head find no outlet as your entire body is clove asunder.
Your faith decreases as you fall to the might of Kliko.
You have been slain by Kliko.
<dead> RESET BLIND/DEAF WHEN YOU REZ
The blackvines collapse into a puddle of tainted blood that quickly soaks into the ground.
[ACHIEVEMENT]: You have completed the 'On The Ropes' Achievement! You have earned Double Experience for 12 Hours - see ACHIEVEMENT BONUS LIST.
Your faith increases as Kliko falls by your hand.
You have slain Kliko.

Apoloc · March 2014

H:580/580 M:291/310 E:*e/*E W:0/*W db eb 19.98 unwield tower||wield 259140

envenom broadsword with strychnine||blade spin me||queue eqbal combo strike strychnine strike strychnine suicidedrop me

You aren't wielding that.

You are already wielding a strong broadsword in your right hand.

H:580/580 M:291/310 E:*e/*E W:0/*W db eb 19.98

You rub some strychnine on a strong broadsword.

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

With a lightning-quick motion, you slash yourself with a strong broadsword.

Damage Taken: 115 cutting, physical (raw damage: 116)

Your hearing is suddenly restored.

Balance Taken: 5.20s

Combo strike strychnine strike strychnine suicidedrop me added to your EQBAL queue.

H:464/580 M:291/310 E:*e/*E W:0/*W b e- 19.98

Autocuring: sip health

You take a drink of an elixir of health from a glass vial of a hamster in a ball.

Health Gain: 92

The elixir heals your body.

H:556/580 M:291/310 E:*e/*E W:0/*W b e- 19.98

Autocuring: eat juniper

You take 1 juniper berry, bringing the total to 1981.

You quickly eat a juniper berry.

Silence engulfs you as your hearing fades.

H:556/580 M:291/310 E:*e/*E W:0/*W db e- 19.98

You may eat another herb or plant.

H:556/580 M:291/310 E:*e/*E W:0/*W db e- 19.98

Your bandages staunch a good portion of your bleeding.

Loaded with your blood, your bandages have become useless.

Your wounds cause you to bleed 2 health.

H:554/580 M:291/310 E:*e/*E W:0/*W db e- 19.98

Health Gain: 25

H:580/580 M:291/310 E:*e/*E W:0/*W db e- 19.98

You feel your density return to normal.

H:580/580 M:291/310 E:*e/*E W:0/*W db e- 19.98

Autocuring: apply mass

You quickly rub some mass salve on your skin.

Your body grows extremely dense and heavy as the mass salve infuses your skin.

H:580/580 M:291/310 E:*e/*E W:0/*W db e- 19.98

You may drink another healing elixir.

H:580/580 M:291/310 E:*e/*E W:0/*W db e- 19.98

Spinning off the momentum of your last blow, you whip your blade at yourself once again.

You swing a strong broadsword at yourself with a powerful strike.

Damage Taken: 115 cutting, physical (raw damage: 116)

You have recovered balance.

You rub some strychnine on a strong broadsword.

You slash viciously into yourself with a strong broadsword.

Damage Taken: 136 cutting, physical (raw damage: 134)

Your hearing is suddenly restored.

Left Hand Balance Taken: 5.08s

You rub some strychnine on a strong broadsword.

You swing a strong broadsword at yourself with a powerful strike.

Damage Taken: 136 cutting, physical (raw damage: 134)

A prickly, stinging sensation spreads through your body.

You are afflicted with sensitivity.

Right Hand Balance Taken: 5.32s

You dash at Yourself, leap into the air striking you in the chest as you painfully fall to the

ground.

You have slain yourself.

You have nothing that can be stored in the Rift.

Damage Taken: 274 blunt (raw damage: 197)

You are afflicted with prone.

Welp.

Azefel · March 2014

approve

Iniar · March 2014

Now -that- is what you call a damage class.

Septus · March 2014

Envenom strychnine twice on the bladespin for even more hilarious nonsense.

Eldreth · March 2014

And here I thought the sky was saved from falling when Incinerate was changed.

Apoloc · March 2014

Leikara · March 2014

A black-eyed orc utters a curse, invoking dark magicks. As he points a gnarled finger at you, pain rips through your soul.

You have been slain by a black-eyed orc.

You have nothing that can be stored in the Rift.

The corpse of a large armoured orc falls out of your inventory.

The corpse of a black-eyed orc falls out of your inventory.

The corpse of a large armoured orc falls out of your inventory.

All your golden sovereigns fall out of your hands.

A black-eyed orc grins slyly, reaches down, and takes a Token of the Creator from the corpse of Leikara.

Hax

Aleutia · March 2014

Leikara said:

A black-eyed orc utters a curse, invoking dark magicks. As he points a gnarled finger at you, pain rips through your soul.
You have been slain by a black-eyed orc.
You have nothing that can be stored in the Rift.
The corpse of a large armoured orc falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a black-eyed orc falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a black-eyed orc falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a black-eyed orc falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a black-eyed orc falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a large armoured orc falls out of your inventory.
All your golden sovereigns fall out of your hands.
A black-eyed orc grins slyly, reaches down, and takes a Token of the Creator from the corpse of Leikara.

Hax

Hahah. Don't worry, it will reset

Kalon · March 2014

You got lucky. That token should reset to you after an hour or so. He'll be there biting on it feeling all proud of himself, and suddenly it'll *pop* back into your hand, still covered in orc slobber.

Edit: ninja'd by someone on internet faster than my crappy office guest network

Leikara · March 2014

Actually I went back and killed him and looted him to show him how it feels!

Iniar · March 2014

Leikara said:

Actually I went back and killed him and looted him to show him how it feels!

You're in the right circle.

Azefel · March 2014

Beckon artifacts

Clark · March 2014

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

Your action causes the shimmering translucent shield around you to fade away.

You call upon your dark power, and instantly a black wind descends upon you. Your body

begins to dissipate.

Equilibrium Taken: 4.80s

H:47 M:283 <-b b>

H:47 M:273 <eb b> n

You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Mathiaus.

You move to escape, but a sketch of a Runeguard easily slices into your exposed back with

her sword, stopping you cold as you arch in pain.

You drop back and ease the engagement.

The Song of Geis echoes in a quick crescendo, capturing the songs before they can be lost.

You have been slain by Mathiaus.

You are OUT of the Team Free-For-All!

Ahkan · March 2014

Iniar raises a claymore over his head and begins to swing it in a wide circle, gaining speed as he goes.

Iniar Nullheart, Inquisitor is here surrounded by wayward leaves upon an ethereal breeze. He is rapidly swinging a sword above his head.

Ander enters from the west following Kryss, riding an august burnished stallion.

Ander calls out, amassing all of his power to converge around him.

Iniar begins to bear down on Ander with a claymore.

Ander frowns in concentration and you see a glazed look momentarily cross Maglust's face.

Screaming out a warcry of pure strength, Iniar brings his claymore crashing straight down on the head of Ander. With unbelievable power, Iniar's claymore rips through Ander's entire body, cleaving it asunder and killing him instantly.

Iniar has slain Ander.

Iniar lashes out at Kryss as she turns to flee.

Maglust lashes out at Kryss as she turns to flee.

Kryss, riding an august burnished stallion leaves to the west.

Kryss Miyumae yells, "Is that all you can do?"

Turns out...that's all he needs to do.

Iniar · March 2014

Been dying to cleave someone for days.

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