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  • AzefelAzefel Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2013
  • DiceneDicene Member Posts: 913 ✭✭✭✭
    It'd have been funnier if they didn't end up coming back later and sniping our boss mob. =(
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  • DiceneDicene Member Posts: 913 ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2013
    It's been 12 hours, don't think this constitutes a double post anymore.

    Shou has bad timing.
    http://www.logsty.com/logs/N2ry7

    Edit: Take extra note of the timestamps.
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  • TaqjaTaqja Member, Immortal Posts: 83 mod
    edited May 2013
    We all had a good chuckle at that after scrambling to find out that what gave you my fail-multiplication-estimate of between 20 million and 20 billion xp 45 billion xp.

    It was a good ten minutes to be @Devim, that's for sure!
    Post edited by Taqja on
    Jeremy sings, "Sugar how you get so fly?"
  • LalitanaLalitana Member Posts: 208 ✭✭✭
    House of Chytovil Imports.
    (Long shop description is long)
    Soft violet eyes sparkling with humour, Arymaire the Merchant is here, mounted
    upon her roan mare. There are 3 mesmerized zombies lumberjack here. A
    disgruntled enchanted zombie is here, pounding his fist in the direction of an
    unseen point.
    You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to
    see what is for sale.

    Zombies need pants too, I guess.
  • AzefelAzefel Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
    I almost feel bad for Lionas :(

  • SarriusSarrius Member, Beta Testers Posts: 1,682 ✭✭✭✭✭
    As the corpse of a mangled zombie lands on the ground, lifeless, it slowly
    begins to twitch and change. The alterations are coming slowly at first, but
    soon enough, what is left of it opens the eyes again and rises as a disgruntled
    enchanted zombie, all semblance of its former form lost.
    <div>Message #2062&nbsp; Sent By: (imperian)&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Received On: 1/20/2018/2:59</div><div>"Antioch has filed a bounty against you. Reason: Raiding Antioch and stealing Bina, being a right</div><div>****, and not belonging anywhere near Antioch till he grows up."</div>
  • CaelyaCaelya Member Posts: 383 ✭✭✭✭
    [18:38]<H:500(100%) M:363(100%) D:100% XP:90.16%><eb db> 
    Sidartha has been cut in half by Rynar's spinning scythe.
    You sense this death occuring at the Necropolis.
    Risca has been cut in half by Rynar's spinning scythe.
    You sense this death occuring at the Necropolis.
    Kliko has been cut in half by Rynar's spinning scythe.
    You sense this death occuring at the Necropolis.
    Dukkha has been cut in half by Rynar's spinning scythe.
    You sense this death occuring at the Necropolis.
    Jacee has been cut in half by Rynar's spinning scythe.
    You sense this death occuring at the Necropolis.
    Sadey has been cut in half by Rynar's spinning scythe.
    You sense this death occuring at the Necropolis.
    [18:38]<H:500(100%) M:363(100%) D:100% XP:90.16%><eb db>

    Just when I thought the vicious undead rabbit was the worst of our troubles.

  • AzefelAzefel Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2013

  • AzefelAzefel Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2013
    Xeron bows his head in prayer.
    Septus departs, summoned by the might of Xeron.
    Septus arrives in answer to the summons.
    Your faith increases as Septus falls by your hand.
    You have slain Septus.


    gg icestorm
  • AzefelAzefel Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2013
    Hastati howls in pain as the bomb she is holding explodes.
    Stretching her dark wings around her form, Hastati, Oracle of Conquest fades into their shadow before disbursing in a burst of gold and crimson light.
    Detecting movement on one of the threads on the ground, you reach down and give a mighty pull.
    Golden motes coalesce into a doorway of light, which opens to reveal Hastati, Oracle of Conquest. The door dissolves as she steps through, the motes settling within the feathers of her dark wings.



    Hastati leans down to pick your body up from the ground and you leap to your feet, sitara ready to slice her open.
    You rip a gaping gash in Hastati's throat with the razor-sharp edge of your sitara.

    :(
  • SuralinaSuralina Member Posts: 86 ✭✭✭
    edited May 2013
    Xeron was consumed in the explosion of Rynar's deadly scythe.
    Septus was consumed in the explosion of Rynar's deadly scythe.
    Nyoka was consumed in the explosion of Rynar's deadly scythe.
    Susser was consumed in the explosion of Rynar's deadly scythe.
    Shou was consumed in the explosion of Rynar's deadly scythe.
    446/446h 290/317m <ebpdb> -0- 62.06%  09:05:12.109

    Rynar PENTA KILL.

    Shou was consumed in the explosion of Rynar's deadly scythe.
    Nyoka was consumed in the explosion of Rynar's deadly scythe.
    Xeron was consumed in the explosion of Rynar's deadly scythe.
    Susser was consumed in the explosion of Rynar's deadly scythe.
    Septus was consumed in the explosion of Rynar's deadly scythe.
    446/446h 290/317m <ebpdb> -0- 62.06%  09:11:24.265

    Two pentas in 10 minutes, OP.
  • AhkanAhkan Member Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You enter a fiery portal.
    Aleutia follows you to the ether.
    An underground guard post.


    The cruel black iron of Yagduth's primitive fauchard whistles harmlessly over the heads of Katalina and Saivash.
    Captain Yagduth says, in Orcish, "Ha ha, fleshies. Yagduth got you now."
    The cruel black iron of Yagduth's primitive fauchard slices deeply into Aleutia's neck, blood spraying as her head goes flying.
    Captain Yagduth has slain Aleutia.
    The cruel black iron of Yagduth's primitive fauchard slices deeply into Lionas's neck, blood spraying as his head goes flying.
    Captain Yagduth has slain Lionas.
    The cruel black iron of Yagduth's primitive fauchard slices deeply into your neck, blood spraying as your head goes flying.
    You have been slain by Captain Yagduth.

    Looks clear.
  • XeronXeron Member Posts: 83 ✭✭✭
    OK COAST IS CLEAR

    H:472 M:309 [eb] 0 [db] 84 0
    You pray to receive support during your trials within the land of Imperian. Your devout soul is
    blessed as you feel power rush into your being. Your soul is entirely safe from harm, fortified in a
    cage of radiant strength.
    Equilibrium Taken: 12.20s
    H:472 M:309 [-b] 0 [db] 29 0
    A war call is heard throughout the area as a wight juggernaut marches into battle.
    A wight juggernaut snarls angrily at you and moves in for the kill.
    H:472 M:309 [-b] 0 [db] 29 0
    A wight juggernaut thrusts his leg into your leg, snapping it in half.
    You are afflicted with crippled left leg.
    Damage Taken: 108 blunt (raw damage: 200)
    H:363 M:309 [-b] 3 [db] 29 0

    fuuuuuuuuuu
  • SuralinaSuralina Member Posts: 86 ✭✭✭
    With a lightning-quick motion, you slash a macabre wight with a bewintered nymph-engraved sabre.
    You have scored a hit on the vitals of your enemy!
    Damage dealt: 152 Remaining: 14.90%
    With a lightning-quick motion, you slash a macabre wight with a bewintered nymph-engraved sabre.
    You have scored a staggering blow!
    Damage dealt: 73 Remaining: 0.00%
    The final blow proves too much for a macabre wight.
    You have slain a macabre wight.
    [ACHIEVEMENT]: You have completed the 'Vampire Hunter' Achievement! You have earned a bone statuette.
    You bend down and pick up the corpse of a macabre wight.
    Balance Taken: 2.45s
    369/476h 257/320m <e-db> -11- 16.28%  03:16:56.468

    Gods that took awhile... Onto Exterminator!
  • LixanLixan Member Posts: 78 ✭✭✭
    H:309 M:496 <eb db> t chur
    stand;dsl chur
    You are already standing.
    You slash viciously into Chur, the Ogre Captain with a curved sabre.
    You have scored a surprisingly effective hit!
    Damage dealt: 297 Remaining: 56.34%
    Adrenaline flows in your veins and your wounds hurt less.
    Health Gain: 29
    You swing a curved sabre at Chur, the Ogre Captain with a powerful strike.
    You have scored an awe inspiring hit to your target!!!
    Damage dealt: 384 Remaining: 0.00%
    Adrenaline flows in your veins and your wounds hurt less.
    Health Gain: 38
    The final blow proves too much for Chur, the Ogre Captain.
    You have slain Chur, the Ogre Captain.

    *flex*
  • AzefelAzefel Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
    You step in quickly with a slash across a young rat's torso.
    You have scored a hit on the vitals of your enemy!
    Damage dealt: 21 Remaining: 0.00%
    Adrenaline flows in your veins and your wounds hurt less.
    The final blow proves too much for a young rat.
    You have slain a young rat.
    You bend down and pick up the corpse of a young rat.
    You quickly flow into the Ein-Fasit stance.
    bal:1.78
  • LixanLixan Member Posts: 78 ✭✭✭
    Pfft show off!
  • LabilLabil Member Posts: 355 ✭✭✭
    There are few things that I hate most than an awe inspiring crit to deliver an amazing amount of less than 10 damage for the KB.

    Except if it is a boss. Then it is a THIS IS SPARTA moment.
  • DiceneDicene Member Posts: 913 ✭✭✭✭
    Wish I'd logged one-hitting Magglix' last form. His attacks were doing more than my max health, sp when I walked in and hit with a 64x and killed him with damage to spare, I was more than a little excited.
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  • LixanLixan Member Posts: 78 ✭✭✭
    Labil said:
    There are few things that I hate most than an awe inspiring crit to deliver an amazing amount of less than 10 damage for the KB.

    Except if it is a boss. Then it is a THIS IS SPARTA moment.
    Isn't all Mena's life one long THIS IS SPARTA moment?
  • LabilLabil Member Posts: 355 ✭✭✭
    Mena's like it is like 'I DO THIS FOR AUIR'

    Except, you know, without the psychic shield or the HP.

    *weep*
  • KhizanKhizan Member Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dicene said:
    Wish I'd logged one-hitting Magglix' last form. His attacks were doing more than my max health, sp when I walked in and hit with a 64x and killed him with damage to spare, I was more than a little excited.

    It goes x2, x4, x8, x16, x32.

    There is no x64 crit.

    "On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."

  • KalonKalon Member Posts: 124 ✭✭✭
    Khizan said:

    There is no x64 crit.

    Why do you think his kill was so amazing? It was a hit the likes of which have never been seen before or since.
  • LionasLionas Member, Historian Posts: 765 ✭✭✭✭✭
    x64 crit is clearly two x32 crits in one dsl. Or maybe it's a 32-bit crit ported onto a 64-bit os.
    I am the righteous one... 
    the claims are stated - it's the world I've created 
  • DiceneDicene Member Posts: 913 ✭✭✭✭
    32x, yeah, that. For a Hunter with Runes, Benevolence, and Str Mod, it would be 3200+ damage, I'm thinking Magglix has something like 1200-1600 health.
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  • LixanLixan Member Posts: 78 ✭✭✭
    Labil said:
    Mena's like it is like 'I DO THIS FOR AUIR'

    Except, you know, without the psychic shield or the HP.

    *weep*
    I want a comfort button, just for Mena please :(
  • AzefelAzefel Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
    A flick of the wrist, a flash of your blade, and you take Septus hostage with your knife to his throat.

    Septus is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, his soul safe until he returns to Imperian.

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