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  • EujjaEujja Member Posts: 7 ✭
    Who even is this guy?!
  • KhizanKhizan Member Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Some failure.

    "On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."

  • RaykelRaykel Member Posts: 67 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2013
    Khizan said:
    Some failure.
    That's quite "Hursh" of you. Also #insidejoke @ Eujja.
  • AhkanAhkan Member Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    From my perspective


    You enter a fiery portal.
    At a broken cart beside the path.
    Lytharose, Seraphyne, Leighanna, Khizan, Ferriter, Vaughn, Bellentine, Raya, Tikal, Gurn, Lionas, Kryss, Hiramius, Sadey. <--Whole lotta nope
    You enter a fiery portal. <--Nope, nope, nope.
    Before a circle of Giant Redwood. (road).
    Kryss outfoxed Lionas. <-- I felt sort of bad right here.
    You pour out the contents of a thick mug of Jackal's Bile on the ground. <-- For my fallen homie

  • KhizanKhizan Member Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭✭✭
    tbh, when I saw how many people we had I tabbed out and went back to reading. I think my golem was aggro against him? idk.

    "On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."

  • AzefelAzefel Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2013
    image

    quickly!
  • LionasLionas Member, Historian Posts: 765 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Killing" was perhaps an overstatement, as at that point "You are suffering from low city affinity" amounted to a 3% drop.
    I am the righteous one... 
    the claims are stated - it's the world I've created 
  • AulaniAulani Member Posts: 199 ✭✭✭
    I assume he's fixing the problem with Celidon's newbie area and making sure the other ones don't have the same problem. The intro tasks were just stopping before sending you to learn from your tutor, speaking up on the channels, etc.
  • TaqjaTaqja Member, Immortal Posts: 83 mod

    Aleutia said:
    I'm pretty sure he had you kick him out because he doesn't remember how to quit an org.
    @Jeremy just prioritizes his time in such a way to allow for the minions to shine. Menial tasks like quitting orgs are below him.

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    Jeremy sings, "Sugar how you get so fly?"
  • ZarokZarok Member Posts: 5 ✭
    Magick train here we come! Choo choo!!


    17:56:49 Magick flows out of your crystal, soothing your body and mind.

    17:56:49 H:606 M:669 <eb db>

    17:56:49 Lady Rosalie Vladin says, "Ready when you are."

    17:56:49 H:606 M:669 <eb db>

    17:56:50 (Ring): You say, "We ready?"

    17:56:50 H:606 M:669 <eb db>

    17:56:51 Khizan nods his head.

    17:56:51 H:606 M:669 <eb db>

    17:56:52 (Ring): Khizan says, "Go."

    17:56:52 H:606 M:669 <eb db>

    17:56:52 Apoloc touches a cloak tattoo.

    17:56:52 H:606 M:669 <eb db>

    17:56:56 A light rain wets your surroundings.

    17:56:56 H:606 M:669 <eb db>

    order couatl track septus

    17:56:57 You whisper briefly to a monstrous cloudy-eyed couatl.

    17:56:57 Equilibrium Taken: 4.45s

    17:56:57 H:606 M:669 <-b db>

    17:57:00 Apoloc's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

    17:57:00 H:606 M:665 <-b db>

    17:57:00 Apoloc takes a long drag off his pipe, exhaling a thick, white haze.

    17:57:00 H:606 M:665 <-b db>

    t septus

    Targeted: septus

    17:57:00 H:606 M:665 <-b db>

    17:57:01 You have regained your mental equilibrium.

    17:57:01 H:606 M:665 <eb db>

    17:57:04 A determined screech escapes the deadly jaws of a cloudy-eyed couatl as he

    17:57:04 beats his massive wings and propels his weight to the south, leaving a cloud of

    17:57:04 dust in his wake.

    ...See you later couatl


  • SeptusSeptus Member, Beta Testers Posts: 781 ✭✭✭✭✭

    http://pastebin.com/xhfvmv3u

    I was about half a second from saying my prayers and braving engage when the dominos got knocked over.

  • SelthisSelthis Member Posts: 526 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oh nice, popped an achievement in there too. 
  • AzefelAzefel Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
    Magick's incompetence makes up 80% of your PK XP :(
  • EldrethEldreth Member Posts: 430 ✭✭✭✭
    I give the MVP on the losing team to Tsing
    “We abjure labels. We fight for money and an indefinable pride. The politics, the ethics, the moralities, are irrelevant."
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  • MathiausMathiaus Member Posts: 1,039 ✭✭✭✭

    I normally target nothing when deliverance activates and yell it out on ring to everyone else. Too bad no one else there was able to yell it out for them.

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  • ApolocApoloc Member Posts: 241 ✭✭✭

    Thems some mighty big shoes to fill, not sure if we can find someone to do that.

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  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2013
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:05.404]: The sun has rendered you too weak to move a muscle.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:05.406]: You are afflicted with paralysis.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:05.406]: 434 543 | 591 637 <-b > 0 92.54 0 
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:05.408]: You may eat another toadstool.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:05.409]: 434 543 | 591 637 <-b > 0 92.54 0 
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:05.693]: Autocuring: apply mass
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:05.695]: You quickly rub some mass salve on your skin.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:05.697]: Your body grows extremely dense and heavy as the mass salve infuses your skin.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:05.699]: You have gained the density defence.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:05.699]: 434 543 | 591 637 <-b > 0 92.54 0 
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:05.701]: You have lost the shield defence.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:05.703]: Septus razes your translucent shield with a blackened steel sabre.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:05.704]: Septus viciously slashes you with a blackened steel sabre!
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:05.705]: Damage Taken: 31 cutting, physical (raw damage: 69)
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:05.707]: You feel a brief numbness in your limbs, but it quickly fades.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:05.708]: 403 543 | 591 637 <-b > 2 92.54 0 
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:05.710]: You may drink another healing elixir.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:05.710]: 403 543 | 591 637 <-b > 2 92.54 0 
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:06.004]: Autocuring: sip health
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:06.006]: You take a drink of an elixir of health from a ruby vial.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:06.007]: Health Gain: 100
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:06.008]: The elixir heals your body.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:06.009]: 503 543 | 591 637 <-b > 2 92.54 0 
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:06.010]: Autocuring: eat toadstool
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:06.011]: You quickly eat a toadstool.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:06.012]: Health Gain: 39
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:06.012]: Mana Gain: 46
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:06.014]: You feel your health and mana replenished.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:06.014]: 543 543 | 637 637 <-b > 2 92.54 0 
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.032]: You have regained your mental equilibrium.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.033]: The paralysis of your muscles prevents you from doing that.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.034]: 543 543 | 637 637 <eb > 2 92.54 0 
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.341]: You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Septus.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.342]: 543 543 | 637 637 <eb > 2 92.54 0 
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.344]: You may eat another herb or plant.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.344]: 543 543 | 637 637 <eb > 2 92.54 0 
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.345]: Autocuring: eat maidenhair
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.347]: You quickly eat a maidenhair leaf.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.348]: Your paralysis fades and you can move once more.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.350]: You have cured paralysis.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.351]: 543 543 | 637 637 <eb > 2 92.54 0 
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.650]: Autocuring: curseward
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.651]: Mana Lost: 31
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.653]: You concentrate briefly and a shimmering curseward appears around you.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.654]: You have gained the curseward defence.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.655]: 543 543 | 605 637 <eb > 2 92.54 0 
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.657]: Septus's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.659]: Septus swings a blackened steel sabre at your right arm with all his might.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.661]: With a wry grin you parry the attack with a deft maneuver.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.662]: Septus slashes into your right arm with a blackened steel sabre.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.664]: With a wry grin you parry the attack with a deft maneuver.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.665]: 543 543 | 605 637 <eb > 2 92.54 0 
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.964]: Septus takes a long drag off his pipe, exhaling a thick, white haze.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:07.965]: 543 543 | 605 637 <eb > 2 92.54 0 
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:08.344]: You touch the tattoo and a shimmering translucent shield forms around you.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:08.345]: You have gained the shield defence.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:08.347]: Equilibrium Taken: 3.60s
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:08.347]: 543 543 | 605 637 <-b > 0 92.54 0 
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:08.671]: You may apply another salve.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:08.672]: 543 543 | 605 637 <-b > 0 92.54 0 
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:09.214]: You may eat another herb or plant.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:09.215]: 543 543 | 605 637 <-b > 0 92.54 0 
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:09.524]: Autocuring: eat maidenhair
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:09.526]: You quickly eat a maidenhair leaf.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:09.528]: You feel a tingling sensation run through your limbs as the paralysis fades.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:09.529]: You have cured metrazol.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:09.530]: 543 543 | 605 637 <-b > 0 92.54 0 
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:09.835]: You have lost the shield defence.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:09.836]: Septus razes your translucent shield with a blackened steel sabre.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:09.837]: Septus viciously slashes you with a blackened steel sabre!
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:09.839]: Damage Taken: 31 cutting, physical (raw damage: 69)
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:09.841]: As the weapon strikes you, the runes on your body burn you painfully.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:09.842]: Damage Taken: 41 fire, mental (raw damage: 62)
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:09.844]: A numbness seizes you, and your left arm and left leg goes limp.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:09.845]: You are afflicted with metrazol.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:09.846]: 470 543 | 605 637 <-b > 2 92.54 0 
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:10.307]: The sun has rendered you too weak to move a muscle.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:10.308]: You flex your muscles and drive off the effects of paralysis.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:10.310]: Your bandages staunch a good portion of your bleeding.
    [29/10/2013 - 09:58:10.312]: Your tree tattoo can be used again.
    Can I just say, if you're really going to have a kelp-cured killing mechanism deliver a top level maidenhair hinder, can you at least make sure it doesn't stymie itself by timing into the internal cooldown?

    Cause that makes all kind of lol sense.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • AzefelAzefel Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2013
    *nightshade





    that's why you suck at DK :(
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2013
    lolwhoops  :D
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • MercerMercer Member Posts: 220 ✭✭✭


    A hay-filled scarecrow says, "My my, you have found all of us. You have earned
    yourself a special prize."
    A hay-filled scarecrow hands you a scarecrow replica.

     

     

    Finally!

  • ZarokZarok Member Posts: 5 ✭
    (Celidon): Brewsky says, "Hello, I'm new to this council and am going through my newbie tasks."

    About time you got here Brewsky, I was feeling a bit parched.
  • KryssKryss Member Posts: 426 ✭✭✭✭
    Reminds me of Red Dwarf.

    Thankski verski muchski budski!

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  • SarriusSarrius Member, Beta Testers Posts: 1,682 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Zarok said:
    (Celidon): Brewsky says, "Hello, I'm new to this council and am going through my newbie tasks."

    About time you got here Brewsky, I was feeling a bit parched.


    Ancient joke, but you always need beer with your pizza.
    <div>Message #2062&nbsp; Sent By: (imperian)&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Received On: 1/20/2018/2:59</div><div>"Antioch has filed a bounty against you. Reason: Raiding Antioch and stealing Bina, being a right</div><div>****, and not belonging anywhere near Antioch till he grows up."</div>
  • ZarokZarok Member Posts: 5 ✭
    Trouble is afoot, time to gaze!

    You gaze around you, desire filling your eyes.

    What the!?

    Monoliths are controlled by the following people.

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    A monolith at Before a crooked tree is controlled by nobody

    A monolith at Amongst rugged terrain is controlled by Iyrandar

    A monolith at Tangle of brush and scree is controlled by nobody

    A monolith at A clearing in the Renfrewshire Swamp is controlled by nobody

    A monolith at A barren rock glade is controlled by nobody

    A monolith at An underground cliff is controlled by Iluv

    A monolith at A fern grove is controlled by nobody

    A monolith at Where the trail ends is controlled by Therian

    A monolith at Beneath a large tree is controlled by nobody

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