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  • SarriusSarrius Member, Beta Testers Posts: 1,682 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I wish we had a 'gross' button.
    <div>Message #2062&nbsp; Sent By: (imperian)&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Received On: 1/20/2018/2:59</div><div>"Antioch has filed a bounty against you. Reason: Raiding Antioch and stealing Bina, being a right</div><div>****, and not belonging anywhere near Antioch till he grows up."</div>
  • SuralinaSuralina Member Posts: 86 ✭✭✭
    Probably better that you didn't know.
  • AhkanAhkan Member Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    1     Active      Ithaqua        ---         Ahkan       Trespass and murder wi
    4     Active      Kinsarmar      ---         Ahkan       tresspassing, Nuisance
    11    Active      Antioch        ---         Ahkan       Trespassing within Anh
    18    Active      Avengers       ---         Ahkan       Trespass within the Mo

    Khandava did it first, bitches. R.I.P. Lionas.

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  • AhkanAhkan Member Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Somehow, the conversation went from courtesan rp bards to Kim Jong Il. Don't ask, I have no idea.

    13:40 Antrax: They are such an open friendly country.
    13:40 Antrax: Dennis rodman knows how to rock that place.
    13:40 Ahkan: He went to rehab when he got back.
    13:41 Antrax: Kim jong knows how to throw a party.
    13:41 Antrax: If only kim jong played a girl-bard :/.
    13:42 Ahkan: They'd tell stories too.
    13:42 Ahkan: God.
    13:42 Ahkan: Antrax, you're a genius.
    13:42 Ahkan: Wren was Kim Jong bard.
    13:42 Ahkan: "WE WON THE WAR!"
    13:42 Ahkan: Kinsarmar = best city.
    13:42 Antrax: Hahahhaa.
    13:42 Antrax: You didn't hear it from me.
    13:42 Antrax: I don't like to spoil alts.
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2014
    Talking about promo wands.
    (Ring): You say, "It's alright I guess."
    (Ring): Antrax says, "I mean, keeping someone from defending an obelisk doesn't mean that much."
    (Ring): Antrax says, "Keeping someone from being able to win an event."
    (Ring): Antrax says, "That's derp."
    (Ring): You say, "Yeah."
    (Ring): Antrax says, "Imo."
    (Ring): You say, "What did Jeremy say."
    (Ring): Antrax says, "Going to msg him today."
    (Ring): Antrax says, "Several more should."
    (Ring): Iluv says, "To be fair, what the hell else you gonna use them for."
    (Ring): Antrax says, "So he knows its an issue."
    (Ring): Antrax says, "For what I mentioned?"
    (Ring): Antrax says, "Obelisks."
    (Ring): Antrax says, "Raids."
    (Ring): You say, "(it's not really that ok, because, if I have an hour to play, an obelisk comes up, you derp me by casting your wand at me, I have no choice but to log out)"
    (Ring): Antrax says, "Yes."
    (Ring): Antrax says, "I know."
    (Ring): You say, "(i.e. you just took my fun away)"
    (Ring): Antrax says, "Its an overall bad thing."
    (Ring): Iluv says, "I'd still show up."
    (Ring): Iluv says, "And baah at people."
    (Ring): Antrax says, "As a flamingo."
    <3@Iluv
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    She hit starburst after, so.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • ApolocApoloc Member Posts: 241 ✭✭✭

    Yes, tyrrany. I'll call it what it is.  When you threaten a citizen not to contest for power, when you stamp out anyone who speaks in dissent, when you milk the city entrusted to you for your own benefit and profit, putting the needs of the citizenry aside, it is tyrrany.
    Nepotism. Cronyism. These have paved a path for one to have more power than was ever intended by thefounders of Antioch.  The laws have been rewritten in a way that bodes ill, but not nearly as much as Antioch has become lawless, with citizens slaying citizens in the streets and nobody held accountable for missing funds.

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  • SarriusSarrius Member, Beta Testers Posts: 1,682 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The best part about that last line is she made off with an entire prize pot collected from every guild of Antioch, for a cultural event. :(
    <div>Message #2062&nbsp; Sent By: (imperian)&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Received On: 1/20/2018/2:59</div><div>"Antioch has filed a bounty against you. Reason: Raiding Antioch and stealing Bina, being a right</div><div>****, and not belonging anywhere near Antioch till he grows up."</div>
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    With a final tug, you gasp in shock as you pull a bit of fishing net out of the water.

    [ACHIEVEMENT]: You have completed the 'Master Fisher' Achievement! You have earned Double Experience for 18 Hours - see ACHIEVEMENT BONUS LIST.

    Achievement: Master Fisher                                       Points: 5
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Reach Transcendent Fishing Rank.

    :O
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • CelestineCelestine Member Posts: 244 ✭✭✭
    Azefel said:
    With a snap of his pinchers, the crab form of Xaarin waddles in from the southwest.

    A crab named Xaarin frantically clicks its claws at you in an attempt to communicate.

    Celestine rolls on the floor, laughing.

    Sirinae giggles happily.

    Ambassador Sirinae Aelinelda, The Frosted Lyke says, "I like boiled crab meat."

    Xaarin flips the bird.

    Ayanna gnaws intently on Xaarin.

    Ayanna Veliryan says to Celestine, "Can we keep him? I could get the Cook to start preparing for a lovely feast."

    Ambassador Sirinae Aelinelda, The Frosted Lyke says, "I claim dibs on the claws."

    Xaarin scuttles around spelling words in the sand, as he moves away, you read..I hate all of you, this isn't funny, I'm going to kill you all.

    You drew a Cloudpiercer Bow.
    You will now use incendiary arrows.
    You draw an explosive arrow from your quiver, lighting the fuse.
    You shoot an incendiary arrow at Xaarin.
    Incendiary arrow hit Xaarin.

    Xaarin better do something about the arrow.

    Ayanna gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

    Xaarin writes...f***. (edit)

    Your faith increases as Xaarin falls by your hand.
    BOOM! Xaarin exploded.
    You have slain Xaarin.

    You say, "Crab meat everywhere."

    Ayanna gives a mutilated leg to Sirinae.
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  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2014
    Iluv maidenhair.
    543[100] 559[92] e- db 0 0 93.07 0 [0] T: Iluv [L!H!0.21!4!1] [++++++++++]
    You must regain balance first.
    543[100] 559[92] e- db 0 0 93.07 0 [0] T: Iluv [L!H!F!3!1] [++++++++++]fling emperor combustion at Iluv intensify|


    I must say, it's fun trying to line up the pieces of the enlighten puzzle. When the prompt lights up like a Christmas tree, it's time to hit the kill button.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • BathanBathan Member Posts: 1,056 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Eldreth said:

    Opening

    300: Rise of an Empire

    Welp..best start tailoring a cape @Aleutia, for we have about 2 1/2 weeks of Bathan running around active again, leading his imaginary armies to glory (while cleaving in the shade).
    I've been playing Anarion for like the last two days, so, uh, yah. :(
    ‘Least I won’t have to carry it no more. You see how bloody heavy it is?’

    ‘Every sword’s a weight to carry. Men don’t see that when they pick ’em up. But they get heavier with time.”

  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    (Ring): Wysrias says, "I'm not sure I can make flails faster than 180."

    (Ring): Ahkan says, "Try harder."
    Lol
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    (Ring): Khizan says, "Eating people is awesome."

    <3
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • KhizanKhizan Member Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2014

    Eating player corpses is triggered to play this sound.

    "On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."

  • AhkanAhkan Member Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2014
    Message #1163  Sent By: Leikara         Received On: 3/08/2014/13:36
    "I went athletic. I AM A BASH MONSTER OMG. Ty for the advice."

    Message #1164  Sent By: Leikara         Received On: 3/08/2014/13:37
    "I haven't died for like...30 minutes. I'm pro now."

    Message #1165  Sent By: Leikara         Received On: 3/08/2014/13:53
    "Oops. Nevermind.

     13:53 - Leikara was slain by a wight juggernaut.

    Best series of messages to log on to.
  • CelestineCelestine Member Posts: 244 ✭✭✭
    Khizan said:

    Eating player corpses is triggered to play this sound.

    'This sound' made my two year old cry.
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  • CelestineCelestine Member Posts: 244 ✭✭✭
    This is a stab in the dark...but I'm fairly certain this is much more adorable than Brishi.

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    (Ignore the clothes on the ground - his favorite past time is taking everything out of the dressers and throwing them around the room. To be included with sleeping on the floor.)
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  • IluvIluv Member Posts: 703 ✭✭✭✭
    You will now attempt to parry attacks to your right arm.

    Brishi gives a hunter's spear a quick flourish before driving it forcefully into your right arm.
    Painful bruises are forming on your right arm.

    No broken arms, no paralysis.

    Do Outriders really just ignore parrying (mistake like keeping balance stealing pet) or is this another bug Brishi has been exploiting?
  • AzefelAzefel Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
    for the longest time, stab also didn't give kai (maybe it still doesn't? Don't monk, don't know)
  • CelestineCelestine Member Posts: 244 ✭✭✭
    H:321/472 M:198/336 <e- db> B:0 T:23:08 X:21.89  stand<<touch amnesia<<dsl Xaarin aconite bromine
    Xaarin slashed your left leg with a sabre.
    Rebounding. Durr.
    Xaarin slashed your left leg with a sabre.
    Rebounding. Durr.
    Xaarin backs away and eases off.
    The final blow proves too much for Xaarin, who falls to the floor a broken, bloody mess.
    Xaarin has slain himself.
    HIMSELF died!!!
    HIMSELF died!!!
    HIMSELF died!!!
    Xaarin has slain himself.
    HIMSELF died!!!
    HIMSELF died!!!
    HIMSELF died!!!
    Xaarin leaves to the ether.
    **********************************************************
    You have been victorious and leave the Arena in triumph!
    **********************************************************
    def- engage
    A dimly lit waiting room.
    This has been marked as holy ground. Vindicator Xaarin Zaridiux is here. He wields a smooth obsidian and ruby shield in his left hand and a curved sabre in his right.
    e: n · e
    In Room: Xaarin.
    def- blocking
    You see a bright light shine on you as all your afflictions are cured.
    H:472/472 M:336/336 <eb db> B:0 T:23:09 X:21.89  
    From Kliko: You would prob kick my butt too.

    Moments later....

    Kliko drew a claymore.
    H:129/500 M:185/336 <e- b> B:0 T:0:19 X:21.93  
    You must regain balance first.
    You must regain balance first.
    H:129/500 M:185/336 <e- b> B:0 T:0:19 X:21.93  stand<<touch amnesia<<dsl Kliko aconite bromine
    Kliko slashed you with a claymore.
    H -64c [12.8%] [122]
    A prickly, stinging sensation spreads through your body.
    aff+ sensitivity
    Kliko slashed you with a claymore.
    You drop back and ease the engagement.
    def- engage
    def- blocking
    You dismounted.
    def- insomnia
    The final blow is too much for you, and you fall to the floor a broken, bloody mess.
    You have been slain by Kliko.
    autocuring priority sunallergy 4<<
    You are OUT of the Team Free-For-All!
    A tidy entryway.
    This has been marked as holy ground. A glass-paneled case stands here, displaying the household's trophies.
    e: e · s
    i: w (door)
    You see a bright light shine on you as all your afflictions are cured.
    ia
    Kliko stands triumphant, the winner of the Team Free-For-All in the Coliseum.
    H -85c [17.0%] [122]
    To Kliko: And you said I could beat you.

    Someday, Kliko. Someday.
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  • KhizanKhizan Member Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The thought that Kliko is somebody's nemesis is rather saddening. :(


    "On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."

  • CelestineCelestine Member Posts: 244 ✭✭✭
    Khizan said:

    The thought that Kliko is somebody's nemesis is rather saddening. :(


    He's not a nemesis...just hope to one day be actually able to beat him. Or any of you, for that matter.
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  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If he was just using claymores you're not tanky enough. Should not die to straight claymore dsls
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • CelestineCelestine Member Posts: 244 ✭✭✭
    Iniar said:
    If he was just using claymores you're not tanky enough. Should not die to straight claymore dsls
    That was just the end of it...My health is around 470-480 with nothing, up and over 600 with bloodsworn. I'll have to go back and read my logs to see what he was doing. It lasted about five minutes, and I really didn't want to post the entire log.
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  • BathanBathan Member Posts: 1,056 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A dwarven ironworker begins to grumble under his breath, swearing to himself 
    about cuts, booze, and women.

    Preaching to the choir there brother. :(
    ‘Least I won’t have to carry it no more. You see how bloody heavy it is?’

    ‘Every sword’s a weight to carry. Men don’t see that when they pick ’em up. But they get heavier with time.”

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