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  • GarrynGarryn Member, Administrator Posts: 527 admin
    Mandrake cures insomnia if eaten while off herb balance.
  • SeptusSeptus Member, Beta Testers Posts: 781 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Near a large city. (road).
    An ornately inscribed sign has been hung upon a black lacquered post. A small silvery stone is here, surrounded in haze. A medal from an old war lies forgotten upon the ground.
    You see exits leading northeast, east, southeast, southwest, and northwest.
    543/543h 525/543m 100e 100w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0
    You cannot move that fast, slow down!
    543/543h 536/543m 100e 100w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0
    Outside the gates of Stavenn. (road).
    A small silvery stone is here, surrounded in haze. The shrunken head of Antrax has been staked into the ground here, the last torments of life still visible upon his face. With a wild look in his eye, a feral paint stallion stands heatedly here as he stomps and paces recklessly.
    You see exits leading northeast, southeast, and the ominous gates of Stavenn lie to the west (gate open).
    You spring a trap!! A loop of rope entwines around you, pulling you off your feet.
    543/543h 533/543m 100e 99w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0
    You begin to struggle free of your entanglement.
    Balance Taken: 1.00s
    543/543h 533/543m 100e 99w bals:e- status:db arms: pp Kai: 0
    A cannon ball races in from the west, rips through your body, and crashes into the ground.
    Damage Taken: 185 unblockable (raw damage: 185)
    A massive wooden bolt flies in from the west, impales you directly through the chest and slams into the ground, pinning you beneath it.
    Damage Taken: 79 unblockable (raw damage: 79)
    A cannon ball races in from the west, rips through your body, and crashes into the ground.
    Damage Taken: 185 unblockable (raw damage: 185)
    A cannon ball races in from the west, rips through your body, and crashes into the ground.
    You have been slain by an elite Diavlous Knight.

    ... fml. Needs to lrn to redef celerity

  • AzefelAzefel Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
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  • BathanBathan Member Posts: 1,056 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2013
    A tiny brown moth emerges from the ether, unseen by others and alights upon

     your shoulder. You hear faint whispers of a remembered friendship, of dreams

     not to be realized, and of a lost hope. With a slight flutter of wings you

     recall oaths made, and you are reassured that you instill hope in others.


    :(

    ‘Least I won’t have to carry it no more. You see how bloody heavy it is?’

    ‘Every sword’s a weight to carry. Men don’t see that when they pick ’em up. But they get heavier with time.”

  • AhkanAhkan Member Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2013
    Bathan: diag me
    You are:
    blind
    deaf
    an insomniac
    tripping hard
  • AzefelAzefel Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
    yeah that **** did the same thing to me first time, but I got it now :(
  • GurnGurn Member Posts: 789 ✭✭✭✭
    Please tell me you probed them.
  • AzefelAzefel Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2013
    A pallid stallion frantically flounders about in the water.
    Inhaling water, A pallid stallion succumbs to the depths and dies.
    A black leather and bone saddle tumbles out of the corpse of a pallid stallion.

    first time seeing something actually die from that
  • CaelyaCaelya Member Posts: 383 ✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2013
    I guess it's time to stop telling people your pets can't die from that...

    Whoops.

  • SarciossisSarciossis Member Posts: 163 ✭✭✭
    I hope you got my saddle, punk. :(
  • AzefelAzefel Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
    I actually do! :D
  • LionasLionas Member, Historian Posts: 765 ✭✭✭✭✭
    <RP>What is a dollar?</RP>

    RUINING MY IDLE-AT-THE-GENERATOR IMMERSION
    I am the righteous one... 
    the claims are stated - it's the world I've created 
  • AzefelAzefel Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Kaichi Saa'Zios (Male Akrabi).
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
    He is 93 years old, having been born on the 21st of Ultio, 593 AD.
    He is a member of the Saa'Zios bloodline.
    He is ranked 202nd in Imperian.
    He is ranked 369th in Questing.
    He is ranked 213th in Bashing.
    He is ranked 208th in Player Killing.
    He has earned 172 Achievement Points.
    He is ranked 528th in Achievements.
    He is the 231st ranked combatant with a rating of 967.
    He is the 493rd ranked arena combatant with 5 wins.
    He is a Trailblazer in the Fellowship of Explorers.
    He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
    His warcry is known to be, 'Ill always love you Azefel...'
    He is considered to be approximately 35% of your might.
    He has 1 lines of special honors.
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------


    Should I be worried?
  • EldrethEldreth Member Posts: 430 ✭✭✭✭
    Azefel said:

    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Kaichi Saa'Zios (Male Akrabi).
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
    His warcry is known to be, 'Ill always love you Azefel...'
    He is considered to be approximately 35% of your might.
    He has 1 lines of special honors.
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------


    Should I be worried?
    Your penchant for power bashing romantic partners across all circles is legendary. Dude probably just wants a little Aspect lovin'
    :(
    “We abjure labels. We fight for money and an indefinable pride. The politics, the ethics, the moralities, are irrelevant."
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  • AzefelAzefel Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
         Samanthia - A cystalline laboratory    


    typo, or a lab of cysts? :(
  • SusserSusser Member Posts: 17
    A Tale of Two Deliverances; or, The Noble Art of the GTFO (and leaving your teammate to die).

    http://pastebin.com/uXQM1BF0
    Officially a villain since 7 AM.
  • SeptusSeptus Member, Beta Testers Posts: 781 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The end of that from my pov:

    132/512h 270/543m 100e 90w bals:eb status:b arms: pp Kai: 57
    kai banish khizan
    Aulani's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    Aulani lashes out with her wicked talons, drawing slices across your body.
    A surge of rejuvenating energy floods your system, healing your wounds.
    Health Gain: 204
    Damage Taken: 64 cutting, physical (raw damage: 94)
    Terror takes hold, as a numb sensation overcomes your body.
    You flex your muscles and drive off the effects of paralysis.
    Aulani directs a basilisk of molten quartz to unleash a massive surge of psychic energy towards you. You wail and writhe in agony as the invisible assault relentlessly melts connections within your weakened brain.
    Your paralysis fades and you can move once more.
    Damage Taken: 61 psychic (raw damage: 81)
    210/512h 270/543m 100e 90w bals:eb status:b arms: pp Kai: 69
    Khizan secures his previously wielded items and instantly draws a mercurial battleaxe into his right hand, with a flame inlaid runic tablet flowing into the left.
    Khizan swings a mercurial battleaxe at you powerfully.
    Damage Taken: 71 cutting, physical (raw damage: 97)
    A prickly, stinging sensation spreads through your body.
    With a lightning-quick motion, Khizan slashes you with a mercurial battleaxe.
    Damage Taken: 94 cutting, physical (raw damage: 97)
    A prickly, stinging sensation spreads through your body.
    Khizan concentrates, and a searing image of the sowulu rune suddenly flares on your skin.
    You slump to the ground, slain by a mystical rune tuned to defend Khizan.
    You have been slain by Khizan.
    Damage Taken: 63 unblockable (raw damage: 47)

    I say banish, Khizan says no :(

  • SelthisSelthis Member Posts: 526 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Susser reinventing to Dregbus.
  • JuranJuran Member Posts: 909 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I have taken to using CTS sometimes in teams just for that extra 5% chance to proc BDB over DRS, when I know I'm exclusively going to be doing things other than hammering out limb attacks.
  • EldrethEldreth Member Posts: 430 ✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2013

    Primal Guardian, Gurn Tellaris, Woodland's Vindication says, "Don't."(18:07:37.09)

    H:250 M:314 E:1296 W:1560 <eb db> (18:07:37.10)

    You may drink another healing elixir.(18:07:37.11)

    H:250 M:314 E:1296 W:1560 <eb db> (18:07:37.12)goad gurn

    Septus turns to face Mercer, eyes glowing ominously. Two radiant arcs of white lightning dart forth

    from them, enveloping Mercer who screams and slowly dies as he is burned alive.(18:07:37.43)

    Septus has slain Mercer.(18:07:37.44)

     

    Gurn's been the Rodney Dangerfield of magick for like six years

     

       
      “We abjure labels. We fight for money and an indefinable pride. The politics, the ethics, the moralities, are irrelevant."
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    1. GurnGurn Member Posts: 789 ✭✭✭✭
      edited January 2013
      Unfortunately, I haven't gotten my shiny attack stuff set for deliverance yet. I swear I was aiming for Susser, though. :(


      EDIT: I'm even more confused by the Eihwaz rune flaring, because nowhere in my sabre attacks do I have a Eihwaz flare anywhere.
    2. AulaniAulani Member Posts: 199 ✭✭✭
      H:250 M:314 E:1296 W:1560 <eb db> (18:07:37.12)goad gurn
      Septus turns to face Mercer, eyes glowing ominously. Two radiant arcs of white lightning dart forth
      from them, enveloping Mercer who screams and slowly dies as he is burned alive.(18:07:37.43)
      Septus has slain Mercer.(18:07:37.44)
      H:250 M:314 E:1296 W:1560 <eb db> (18:07:37.45)
      Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.(18:07:37.54)
      You have lost the anti-weapon field defence.(18:07:37.54)
      You begin moving in and out of range of Gurn, confounding and frustrating him with your footwork.(18:07:37.55)
      Balance Taken: 3.40s(18:07:37.55)
      H:250 M:314 E:1295 W:1560 <e- db> (18:07:37.56)

      You probably were, as Khizan said afterwards, goad makes you attack random people in the room. You were unlucky enough to hit Septus.
    3. SelthisSelthis Member Posts: 526 ✭✭✭✭✭
      You carefully harvest a group of 250 ginger roots and a group of 250 nightshade roots.
      Balance Taken: 67.70s

      Apparently when you type harvest all plants from terrarium instead of harvest all nightshade, you can be cleaved 4 times or so.
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