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  • BathanBathan Member Posts: 1,056 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bathan is trying to learn 'BE A CREDIT TO TEAM WITH SABERS', but Bathan can't learn more than four moves. Forget another move so Bathan can learn 'BE A CREDIT TO TEAM WITH SABERS'?

    > NO.
    ‘Least I won’t have to carry it no more. You see how bloody heavy it is?’

    ‘Every sword’s a weight to carry. Men don’t see that when they pick ’em up. But they get heavier with time.”

  • JuranJuran Member Posts: 909 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Menoch said:
    I had no idea it was all coincidental, I totally suspected that was your guys plan from get go. Either way it was pretty funny.
    Don't get me wrong, I'm one of the founders of the team based FFA. I just had no intention of joining the FFA this year until I saw that you'd grouped people up.
  • BathanBathan Member Posts: 1,056 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Basically the end of the Drinking Contest: 

    ‘Least I won’t have to carry it no more. You see how bloody heavy it is?’

    ‘Every sword’s a weight to carry. Men don’t see that when they pick ’em up. But they get heavier with time.”

  • AhkanAhkan Member Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2014

    [C] Aleutia: You good?

    [C] Bathan: Nah, dead.

    Khandava forest: Bathan has been hacked to death by a frost behemoth.


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    [C] Bathan: OH GOD.

    [C] Bathan: This is not doable alone now.

    [C] Bathan: I HAVE MADE MISTAKES.

    [C] Bathan: WHAT HAVE I DONE.

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  • AleutiaAleutia Member, Historian Posts: 363 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • AhkanAhkan Member Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    While Aleutia is raging, Bathan, Ahkan, and Kasdeya are like


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  • AhkanAhkan Member Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    perspective:


    "giant175499"             a stone giant
    "giant222041"             a stone giant
    "giant213797"             a stone giant
    "scorpion198342"        a gigantic mutated scorpion
    "behemoth21143"        a frost behemoth
    "soldier249917"           a troll soldier


    A massive knee finds your midsection before a stony foot follows, kicking you into the air. A fist follows as a stone giant bashes you into the ground. You hear, rather than feel, your bones crunching.
    H -51b [8.4%] [145]
    aff+ prone
    aff+ crippled right leg
    As if in slow motion, a massive stone fist slams into the side of your head, knocking you senseless.
    H -50b [8.3%] [128]
    aff+ stupidity
    bal:1.20
    eq:1.05
    A massive knee finds your midsection before a stony foot follows, kicking you into the air. A fist follows as a stone giant bashes you into the ground. You hear, rather than feel, your bones crunching.
    H -46b [7.6%] [116]
    aff+ crippled left arm
    A troll soldier steps in towards you as he brings the flail crashing forward and allows the chains to strike you in the side before each of the heads wrap around and strike you in the back, forcing you forward into his waiting elbow.
    H -38b [6.3%] [98]
    H -35c [5.8%] [85]

    +concussion
  • MercerMercer Member Posts: 220 ✭✭✭

    Lytharose and I used one of the giant horns, the first time went really bad.  We didn't realize the giants were that strong, health wise.

     

    Thankfully we only used one, and the next time we were better prepared for it and didn't die

  • BathanBathan Member Posts: 1,056 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I had used two orc horns and was like, okay, cool, last horn, let's get crazy.

    Those giants were crazier than I wanted them to be, long story short. :(
    ‘Least I won’t have to carry it no more. You see how bloody heavy it is?’

    ‘Every sword’s a weight to carry. Men don’t see that when they pick ’em up. But they get heavier with time.”

  • AhkanAhkan Member Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Those giants were awesome, shut up.
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2014
    Bathan said:
    I had used two orc horns and was like, okay, cool, last horn, let's get crazy.

    Those giants were crazier than I wanted them to be, long story short. :(
    A chance to be a hero and the mighty Bathan is afraid?
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2014

     (Ring): Bathan says, "I SUMMONED 30 HORNS WORTH OF THINGS."

    (Ring): Aleutia says, "Bathan I will f****** end you >>:(."
    Approve.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • AhkanAhkan Member Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭✭✭


    ANNOUNCE NEWS #2627
    Date: 4/21/2014 at 4:51
    From: Jesse
    To  : Everyone
    Subj: Frog-Baiting Bugs
    Please allow me to apologize to all of the participants of Monday's Bait-the-Frog game, which was afflicted by a horrendous bug. Technically, I guess it was afflicted by a horrendous amphibian which rampaged through the arena with reckless abandon, ignoring its directives to only consume the people who had the bait.
    The bug should be fixed now, and we're going to have to reschedule the first frog-baiting entertainment of the Tournament of Ages. Since the tournament schedule is Jeremy's precious and he's spent hours and hours carefully crafting it to his exact specifications, I'm going to plan the replacement game with him and one of us will post the new date/time later today.
    Again, I'm really sorry for the inconvenience. The tournament rankings will not be influenced by the results of the bugged game, but I will be giving all of the participants of the earlier game 2 bound credits in hopes that they will forgive and forget.

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  • MenochMenoch Member Posts: 594 ✭✭✭

    You scream, "THIS IS MY STICK!"
    H:490/490 M:460/460 db|eb {XP:38.21%} scream there are many like it but this one is mine
    You scream, "THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!"
    H:490/490 M:460/460 db|eb {XP:38.21%} scream without me, my stick is useless
    You scream, "WITHOUT ME, MY STICK IS USELESS!"
    H:490/490 M:460/460 db|eb {XP:38.21%} scream without my stick, i am useless
    You scream, "WITHOUT MY STICK, I AM USELESS!"
    H:490/490 M:460/460 db|eb {XP:38.21%} 
    Baasche takes a drink from a cylindrical sinn vial.
    H:490/490 M:460/460 db|eb {XP:38.21%} 
    Kinji Dios says, "And with it?"
    H:490/490 M:460/460 db|eb {XP:38.21%} 
    Sharatar smiles wryly, a look of amusement passing over her features.
    H:490/490 M:460/460 db|eb {XP:38.21%} 
    Kinji rubs his hands together as an evil grin creeps across his face.
    H:490/490 M:460/460 db|eb {XP:38.21%} shout together, my stick and I are the masters of our destiny
    You shout, "Together, my stick and I are the masters of our destiny."
    H:490/490 M:460/460 db|eb {XP:38.21%} 
    Baasche opens a black suede pouch.
    Baasche gets some gold sovereigns from a black suede pouch.
    Baasche puts some gold sovereigns in a black suede pouch.
    Baasche closes a black suede pouch.
    H:490/490 M:460/460 db|eb {XP:38.21%} scream i didn't mean to shout that
    You scream, "I DIDN'T MEAN TO SHOUT THAT!"
    H:490/490 M:460/460 db|eb {XP:38.21%} scream whoops
    You scream, "WHOOPS!"
    H:490/490 M:460/460 db|eb {XP:38.21%} 
    Kinji rolls on the floor, laughing.
    H:490/490 M:460/460 db|eb {XP:38.21%} 
    Sharatar chuckles long and heartily.
    H:490/490 M:460/460 db|eb {XP:38.21%} 
    Sharatar Baen'ath says, "That sounded so wrong."

    I've clearly been in magick too long. :[
  • OzreasOzreas Member, Beta Testers Posts: 235 ✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2014

    You have nothing that can be stored in the Rift.
    A flag emblazoned with a map of Aetherius falls out of your inventory.
    A flag emblazoned with a map of Aetherius falls out of your inventory.
    A flag emblazoned with a map of Aetherius falls out of your inventory.
    A flag emblazoned with a map of Aetherius falls out of your inventory.
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  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    (Pkmn): Wysrias says, "It tastes okay, it's just not worth the effort compared to other less obnoxious fruits."
    Shots fired.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • AzefelAzefel Member Posts: 730 ✭✭✭✭
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  • AhkanAhkan Member Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hanging with Azefel:

    Ahkan come here I want to test wise.
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    Azefel: Just do resists check when I tell you to. I'm not going to kill you. 
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    Ahkan: I have 5 attunements of every element. This feels suspiciously like I'm going to die. 
    Azefel: RESISTS CHECK NOW
    Azefel keeps hitting
    I aura shift and heal.

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     Gore is splattered about, a display of Azefel's cruel handiwork.

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  • BathanBathan Member Posts: 1,056 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Rank      Player                                            Xp
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------
    #1        Glijije                                           83477198
    #2        Shou                                              76924794
    #3        Chronus                                           47922623
    #4        Lytharose                                         47890972
    #5        Kliko                                             46238201
    #6        Tikal                                             41269795
    #7        Rynok                                             33473437
    #8        Zith                                              31284745
    #9        Mercer                                            27040226
    #10       Kalcer                                            16713886
    #11       Mujandhir                                         0
    #12       Iroth                                             15895732
    #13       Iluv                                              15501212
    #14       Ahkan                                             14569708
    #15       Jebadiah                                          14526417
    #16       Ander                                             12864241
    #17       Arakis                                            12682246
    #18       Lewellyn                                          11539212
    #19       Shaylei                                           10631786
    #20       Elrith                                            10036210

    ‘Least I won’t have to carry it no more. You see how bloody heavy it is?’

    ‘Every sword’s a weight to carry. Men don’t see that when they pick ’em up. But they get heavier with time.”

  • MercerMercer Member Posts: 220 ✭✭✭

    You will need to head to 'Animal Activists' to find the shadow.

     

    The heck, never heard of this place ever

     

    glad it was the last one or else I'd have been in trouble

  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Classlead 112 - "it basically won't work against anyone who has seen it once (barring Eldreth who seemingly never pays attention to any instakills)."
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    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • BathanBathan Member Posts: 1,056 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Please, chump's not even in my league ever since I splattered his blood all over his fancy pants rich kid clouds. 
    ‘Least I won’t have to carry it no more. You see how bloody heavy it is?’

    ‘Every sword’s a weight to carry. Men don’t see that when they pick ’em up. But they get heavier with time.”

  • VerexaVerexa Member Posts: 132 ✭✭✭
    Iniar said:
    Classlead 112 - "it basically won't work against anyone who has seen it once (barring Eldreth who seemingly never pays attention to any instakills)."
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    That's because he knows his targets will always die before they can instakill him.
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