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  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Merrin: Who wants to examine my claymore?"

    Wysrias: Alright, well, I'll come track you down in a moment. You might benefit from a better claymore at least."
    Hehehe.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Caelya: Setups is an anagram for Septus."

    Caelya: Coincidence?"
    Hahaha
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2014
    Fia: Holy crap taht helped."

    Fia: I couldn't sneeze."

    Ahkan: Haha."

    Fia: So I did it IG."

    Fia: And then I could sneeze IRL."
    o.O
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • MenochMenoch Member Posts: 594 ✭✭✭
    Life hacks?
  • AshaniAshani Member Posts: 92 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2014
    (Ring): Ahkan says, "I wish my doppelganger could punch you in the -nope-." No context needed.

    We do have some language rules for the forums. -- Eoghan
    Post edited by Eoghan on
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    Septus says, "Not Ashani!"
  • AhkanAhkan Member Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Zith: Its a trolling tool to catch unprepared people with."

    Ashani: Apparently I just need to be a demonick monk."

    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • AshaniAshani Member Posts: 92 ✭✭✭
    Tomast the Cleric says, "It's interesting, what sorts of things go on in the back alleys of Caanae,
     when you think no-one is watching. Vote today, and I will have a sudden and permanent lapse in
    memory. Otherwise..."
    Vote for Imperian at: http://www.imperian.com/vote



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    Septus says, "Not Ashani!"
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Your foreboding stone glows, warning you that Cassius is nearby.
    With a wild laugh, a sirenflower ghoul throws his shield into Cassius.
    Vines begin to creep and tangle around Cassius's limbs as an elite smoldering treant murmurs, eyes glowing with a viridian 
    light.
    Brandishing his quarterstaff, an elite smoldering treant cries to the skies and a bolt of lightning strikes Cassius, the 
    electric shock causing his limbs to spasm.
    With a dramatic flick of her wrist, an aloof river selkie shaman throws some crushed herbs over Kanthari, who appears 
    refreshed.
    Brandishing his quarterstaff, an elite smoldering treant cries to the skies and a bolt of lightning strikes Cassius, the 
    electric shock causing his limbs to spasm.
    Vines begin to creep and tangle around Cassius's limbs as an elite smoldering treant murmurs, eyes glowing with a viridian 
    light.
    An elite ferine lycaean knight swings his broadswords in a tight arc, cutting across Cassius's body in quick succession.
    An elite ferine lycaean knight swings his broadswords in a tight arc, cutting across Cassius's body in quick succession.
    Cassius swoons for a moment then rises again, flushed but strong.
    An elite ferine lycaean knight swings his broadswords in a tight arc, cutting across Cassius's body in quick succession.
    An elite ferine lycaean knight swings his broadswords in a tight arc, cutting across Cassius's body in quick succession.
    Vines begin to creep and tangle around Cassius's limbs as an elite smoldering treant murmurs, eyes glowing with a viridian 
    light.
    An elite ferine lycaean knight swings his broadswords in a tight arc, cutting across Cassius's body in quick succession.
    Brandishing his quarterstaff, an elite smoldering treant cries to the skies and a bolt of lightning strikes Cassius, the 
    electric shock causing his limbs to spasm.
    An elite smoldering treant has slain Cassius.

    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • AshaniAshani Member Posts: 92 ✭✭✭
    Those support guards.
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    Septus says, "Not Ashani!"
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2014
    demon presences
    You bid your ouroboros to seek out life presences nearby.
    Mathiaus is at Tangle of brush and scree, at 284 health and 89 mana.
    Ozreas is at Tangle of brush and scree, at 434 health and 431 mana.
    Iniar is at Fork in the road before a large boulder, at 480 health and 546 mana.
    Equilibrium Taken: 4.11s

    Tangle of brush and scree.
    A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. A runic stone monolith is embedded in the ground. 
    A massive crystal hovers in the air, spinning rapidly. Mathiaus Reopev, The Sentinel is here, a soft glow of a multi-coloured aura surrounding him. He is holding a massive shield in his left hand. Ozreas al-Hamasa is here, a scintillating aura of light surrounding him. He wields a weathered silver shield in his left hand and a blood-stained veritum sabre in his right.
    You see a single exit leading southeast.
    You have reached your destination.

    Mathiaus Reopev, The Sentinel says, "Course."

    Mathiaus Reopev, The Sentinel says, "Run out of mana."

    You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

    Mathiaus Reopev, The Sentinel says, "Go figure."

    demon catharsis Mathiaus|
    Autocuring disabled.

    Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    You have lost the anti-weapon field defence.
    You command your Ouroboros to tear the soul from Mathiaus. Faster than the eye can follow, its blood-red hands shoot out and quickly burrow into the chest of Mathiaus who begins screaming as his body bucks and convulses from the massive shock. Peeling back its lips to reveal its maw, the Ouroboros roars in triumph and rips its powerful arms backwards, dragging an ephemeral, spiderweb substance with it: Mathiaus's soul.
    Your faith increases as Mathiaus falls by your hand.
    You have slain Mathiaus.

    (R): You, "Ahaha."

    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I forgot we were standing in Khandava ok :(
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • EldrethEldreth Member Posts: 430 ✭✭✭✭
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           Lorccan - The Mounted Cephyreid       [9468] - Ithaquan Council.
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    I don't know if there is a venue large enough to accommodate when he squares off with Bathan in the epic Battle of the Big Blades.
    “We abjure labels. We fight for money and an indefinable pride. The politics, the ethics, the moralities, are irrelevant."
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  • UlyntUlynt Member Posts: 4 ✭✭
    I found this funnier than it probably was.

    Race: Lycaean

    A grey-furred humgii waddles into the room and gazes up at you. It gives you a massive grin, its 
    teeth stained with the blood of some unknown creature, and then it systematically shakes loose the 
    letter tied around its neck. Soon after, it waddles off after a small mammal in the distance, 
    drooling heavily.

    You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
    The dog days are over.

    Whoever sent it, you're a good person!

  • AshaniAshani Member Posts: 92 ✭✭✭
    Trying out a new quest and I get this while inside Nysashgar:


    The tissue of the stomach lining settles down in a corner to sleep.
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    Septus says, "Not Ashani!"
  • AhkanAhkan Member Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Pretty clear, dude wasn't hungry. Get with it, Ashani.
  • KhizanKhizan Member Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2014
    :(

    "On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."

  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2014

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Aakrin, Aislygn, Aniyah, Arakis, Caelya, Canavas, Celestine, Curran, Dalanoth, Engla, Erliovan, Estelle, Ferriter, Genviere,
    Ichimoru, Iobelia, Jebadiah, Jules, Khizan, Kryss, Kyar, Laethus, Larkin, Lili, Lyaewyn, Mercer, Orius, Ozreas, Sarn,
    Satomi, Seraphyne, Shaylei, Shou, Thalian, Ulrika, Ultrix, Veridian, Volara, Xylia, Zachariah, and Zophael.
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    Demonic - represent!
    A bustling foundry.
    A small silvery stone is here, surrounded in haze. His amber eyes gazing serenely about him, a large cream colored Graytrem draft stallion stands here in a regal manner. You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale. 
    You see a single exit leading west.


    diag
    You are:
    afflicted by horrible asthma.
    impatient.
    anorexic.
    extremely oily.
    plagued with a weakened immune system.
    paralysed.
    blind.
    deaf.
    an insomniac.
    Equilibrium Taken: 0.62s


    You have regained your mental equilibrium.


    dustthrow cure iniar
    Your muscles cry out in agony as you try to call them to action.
    Help!


    Caelya, riding a strapping buckskin mare, charges in from the east, light reflecting off of a brutish steel claymore with a wooden hilt.
    She is followed by a watchful hound.
    Charging in, Caelya gives an exultant shout as she drives a brutish steel claymore with a wooden hilt through your neck, shearing through skin, tendon, artery, and bone, completely separating your head from your body.
    You have lost the insomnia defence.
    Your faith decreases as you fall to the might of Caelya.
    You have been slain by Caelya.
    Rescued! <3@Caelya
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • UltrixUltrix Member Posts: 288 ✭✭✭
    Not entirely sure what happened here, but:
    Ulynt has been slain by steak kabobs with avocado sauce.
  • RylaeisRylaeis Member Posts: 33 ✭✭
    edited August 2014
    First day back... Did undead become rich or something?

    You utter a prayer and smite an armoured wraith's head.
    Damage dealt: 95 Remaining: 0.00%
    Adrenaline flows in your veins and your wounds hurt less.
    The final blow is too much, you have slain an armoured wraith.
    You take a king's ransom of golden sovereigns from the corpse as you pick it up.
    Balance Taken: 3.08s
    [H:344(95)|M:274(100)|F:0|B:1](dbe-|48.30%)
    ->You possess 54 items and are carrying 1180 gold sovereigns.

    Third mob it's happened on. :|
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  • CelestineCelestine Member Posts: 244 ✭✭✭
    Rylaeis said:
    First day back... Did undead become rich or something?

    You utter a prayer and smite an armoured wraith's head.
    Damage dealt: 95 Remaining: 0.00%
    Adrenaline flows in your veins and your wounds hurt less.
    The final blow is too much, you have slain an armoured wraith.
    You take a king's ransom of golden sovereigns from the corpse as you pick it up.
    Balance Taken: 3.08s
    [H:344(95)|M:274(100)|F:0|B:1](dbe-|48.30%)
    ->You possess 54 items and are carrying 1180 gold sovereigns.

    Third mob it's happened on. :|
    It happens some times...just like my collection of 23 gladiator betting tickets in about five hours for hunting.
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  • RylaeisRylaeis Member Posts: 33 ✭✭
    And after clearing the wraith wave (only about 20 of them, Shou was in there too :( )
    ->
    You are holding:
    a gruesome rabbit's foot charm, 2 pairs of scorched fishhook earrings, a lich-eye amulet, an extravagant plumed helm, a king chess piece, the left half
    of an antique locket, the right half of an antique locket, a pair of elegant onyx cufflinks.

    Those drop rates seem... Exceedingly borked. @Jeremy @Garryn ?
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  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    (R): You, "Do you prio anything against druids."
    (R): Kryss, "Shield tattoo."
    Lol. :(
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • AshaniAshani Member Posts: 92 ✭✭✭
    Exploring Imperian, doot doot.

    A veteran battle mage says, "Welcome Ashani! If you require transport to Kinsarmar I can use my arts
    to summon you a coach at a moment's notice."
    Health:361 Mana:274 (eb) #0 [0|0|0]  ||
    You feel your density return to normal.
    increase mass
    Health:361 Mana:274 (eb) #0 [0|0|0]  ||
    You will your body to become extremely dense and heavy.
    Health:361 Mana:274 (eb) #0 [0|0|0]  || say yeah, no
    You say, "Yeah, no."
    Health:361 Mana:274 (eb) #0 [0|0|0]  || e
    Upon the lakeshore. (road).
    --- Area 74: The Reate Forest ----- v7541 ---
                                    /   \
         [ ]             [ ]-[ ]  /      [ ]
    \   / |               | \ | x           \
     [ ] [ ]- - - - - - -[ ]-[ ]-[ ]         [ ]
    /   /               /   \ | \ | \         | \
    -[ ]             [ ]- - -[ ]-[ ]-[ ]     [ ]
    /                           \ | / |         \
     [ ]-[ ]- - -[ ]- - - - - - -[ ]  |
      |   |       |                 \ |
      |   |       |                  [ ]- - - - -
      |   |       |     \           /           /
      |   |       |  [ ]-[+]      /           /
      |   |       |     /       /           /
     [ ]- + -[ ] [ ]-[ ]     [ ]-[ ] [ ]-[ ]- - -
          |     x | \   \   /         |   |
          |  [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ]-[ ]- - - + -[ ]- - -
          |     /     | / |   |       | / |     /
          |  [ ]- - -[ ]  |   |       /  [ ]-[ ]
          |   |       |   |   |     / |       |
          |   |       |   |   |  [ ]  |       |
          |   |       |   |   |   |   |       |
          |   |       |   |   |   |   |      [ ]
          |   |       |   |   |   |   |     /   \
    --- Upon the lakeshore ---------- -10:4:0 ---
    Walking with her head down, a Lamiran woman is unable to look you in the eye.
    You see exits leading southwest, west, and northwest.
    Health:361 Mana:274 (eb) #0 [0|0|0]  || nw
    You start plodding carefully across the constructed trenches. <---oops?
    Health:361 Mana:274 (eb) #0 [0|0|0]  || se
    There is no exit in that direction.
    Health:361 Mana:274 (eb) #0 [0|0|0]  ||
    A pillared dockside path.
    ------------------- v7307 -------------------
                    /   \ |       |
             [>] [ ]- - -[ ]-[ ]-[ ]-[ ]
              |           |           |
             [S]          |  [>] [<] [ ]-[<]
                          |       |
             [>] [<] [S]  |      [ ]
                  |       |       |
                 [ ]- - -[_]-[<]-[ ]
                          |
                          |  [>]
                          |
                         [+]
                            \
                                                
                                                
                                                
                                                
                                                
                                                
                                                
                                                
                                                
                                                
    --- A pillared dockside path ----- 0:-5:0 ---
    A meticulous marble statue of a towering puffin poses here, perched atop an ornate onyx pedestal, the
    large jade bowl at the base filled with offerings. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular
    monolith is on the ground. A few small pieces spilling out, a bag of bread crumbs lies here. There
    are 17 elite Runeguard Knights here. There are 3 elite Mages of Kinsarmar here. Trenches have been
    dug at this location, surrounded by dangerously gleaming barbed wires.
    You see exits leading north, southeast, and in (closed door).
    An elite Runeguard Knight takes a quick step forward and spins slightly, stabbing both swords forward
    to bury in you.
    Raising his staff high, an elite Mage of Kinsarmar sends lightning arcing from its tip to sear your
    flesh.
    An elite Runeguard Knight takes a quick step forward and spins slightly, stabbing both swords forward
    to bury in you.
    You have been slain by an elite Runeguard Knight.
    You have nothing that can be stored in the Rift.
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    Septus says, "Not Ashani!"
  • CelestineCelestine Member Posts: 244 ✭✭✭
    I hate when that happens. :(
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  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ashani said:
    --- Upon the lakeshore ---------- -10:4:0 ---
    Walking with her head down, a Lamiran woman is unable to look you in the eye.
    Down with the oppressors!
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
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