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  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2014
    Raya lashes out at you with an iron-tipped whip, flaying your flesh.
    The attack rebounds back onto Raya!
    Iniar: whip-immune since 2012
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • KryssKryss Member Posts: 426 ✭✭✭✭
    The ground by your feet suddenly wells up and out pops Septus, covered with
    dirt.

    You say, "I always knew you liked to fight dirty."

    Septus twists his ring and fades from view.

  • CaelyaCaelya Member Posts: 383 ✭✭✭✭
    That is legitimately the cutest entrance.

  • RaykelRaykel Member Posts: 67 ✭✭✭
    Risca has been slain in battlegrounds by a goblin youth.


    What.
  • ErliovanErliovan Member Posts: 13
    Waiting to see if I win any credits, and I'm shown this as part of the fight:
    Caladus, Arena Battlemaster says, "With a gasp Tharmand Coldhelm recieves a flying knee to the face from Tharmand Coldhelm and he crumples to the ground."
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2014
    So many people were wanting to know what Septus would think when he found out about the new sale, well here is first-hand insight:
    (Bel): Septus, "FMAKLDFAJKFL."
    (Bel): Septus, "F---ing impulse buying."
    (Bel): Septus, "Qq."
    (Bel): Zith, "Wow."
    :(
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Azefel horrifies me sometimes:

    (->): Azefel, "I made a picture of a humanoid and I just press which limbs I want to hit and it combos them."
    (->): Azefel, "I basically made a multi-profession electronic voodoo doll."
    (<-): Azefel Blackmoor, Avatar of Vengeance, "D:."
    (->): Azefel, "Stab it with my pen."
    :|
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Also:
    The soothing strains of a phoenix's song can be heard as Aislygn tells you, "Your market announcements are making me think more and more that you're advertising kinky bondage playtime."
    ...
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • MenochMenoch Member Posts: 594 ✭✭✭
    Iniar said:
    @Azefel horrifies me sometimes:

    (->): Azefel, "I made a picture of a humanoid and I just press which limbs I want to hit and it combos them."
    (->): Azefel, "I basically made a multi-profession electronic voodoo doll."
    (<-): Azefel Blackmoor, Avatar of Vengeance, "D:."
    (->): Azefel, "Stab it with my pen."
    :|
    I did that with a gui built from buttons on cmud but... well I'm not really a clicker. Maybe as monk or pred a gui is feasible, not so much as knight.
  • RaykelRaykel Member Posts: 67 ✭✭✭
    A Klakan orc soldier exclaims, "I wants ta KEEL!"

     Overall Level: 99  (99.94%)

    I know how you feel little orc, I know how you feel.
  • CelestineCelestine Member Posts: 244 ✭✭✭
    Another deathsight laugh...

    2014/09/02 23:05:59 - Septus has been slain by some gold sovereigns.

    Poor @Septus... even his gold dislikes him. :(
    image
  • CelestineCelestine Member Posts: 244 ✭✭✭
    edited September 2014
    Double post...@Azefel, @Ultrix, @Ulynt

    [R] 21:39 Azefel: Brb work anyway.
    [R] 21:39 Azefel: Entered [4]: Ozreas, Calais, Celestine, Ultrix.
    [R] 21:39 Azefel: Entered: Valnocci.
    [R] 21:39 Azefel: Sigh.
    [R] 21:39 Azefel: Entered [4]: Ozreas, Calais, Celestine, Ultrix.
    [R] 21:39 Azefel: I'm going to quit my job if it keeps interrupting my pk.
    [R] 21:39 Ulynt: Rofl.
    [R} 21:39 Ultrix: Haha.
    [R] 21:39 Celestine: Lol.
    image
  • RagnarRagnar Member Posts: 173 ✭✭✭
    FFA, where Ander and Raykel team Cassius. This follows.


    (Ring): Elizabell says, "Wanna team him?"
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    (Ring): Ander says, ":P."
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    (Ring): Ander says, "Yes."
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    (Ring): Ander says, "Damage."
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    (Ring): Raykel says, "Elizabell at 445h 100% health, 100% mana."
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    (Ring): Ander says, "He is a lightweight."
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    (Ring): Ander says, "TARGETING: RAYKEL."
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    (Ring): Raykel says, "Ander at 367h 63% health, 94% mana."
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    (Ring): Elizabell says, "Raykel - 357h [67% m:95%]."
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    (Ring): Elizabell says, "Raykel - 477h [90% m:95%]."
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    (Ring): Raykel says, "Ander at 399h 68% health, 97% mana."
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    (Ring): Elizabell says, "Raykel - 311h [59% m:88%]."
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    (Ring): Elizabell says, "Raykel - 400h [75% m:96%]."
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    (Ring): Elizabell says, "Raykel - 347h [65% m:96%]."
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    (Ring): Elizabell says, "Raykel - 434h [82% m:93%]."
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    Raykel has been slain in the Coliseum by Elizabell.
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    (Ring): Raykel says, "Died to Elizabell."
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    (Ring): Raykel says, "God damn you."
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    (Ring): You say, "Ahahaha."
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    (Ring): Elizabell says, "So much <3."
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    (Ring): Ander says, "I wasn't really going to team you lol wasn't expecting you
    to hit me."
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    (Ring): Raykel says, "Assholes."
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    (Ring): You say, "Ahahahahahhaa."
    H:575 M:390 <eb db>
    (Ring): Raykel says, "Ragequit."
  • MathiausMathiaus Member Posts: 1,039 ✭✭✭✭
    Kryss, the Undying.

    [
    EQUILIBRIUM ]
    sd
    queue eqbal ::sketchlink fireblast Kryss::hum ta rubait Kryss shaite Kryss::trueassess Kryss
    H:391(83%) M:423(72%) XP:92.22 (3) <eb db> [H] 6:16 [14] [CL]
    [Kryss]: RB Gained+ Kryss
    H:391(83%) M:423(72%) XP:92.22 (3) <eb db> [H] 6:16 [14] [CL]
    [Health/Mana]: Kryss Toadstool
    H:391(83%) M:423(72%) XP:92.22 (3) <eb db> [H] 6:16 [14] [CL]
    ::sketchlink fireblast Kryss::hum ta rubait Kryss shaite Kryss::trueassess Kryss added to your EQBAL queue.
    [Sketch]: Sketch Balance- -> Hunter
    [Sketches]: Fireblast -> Kryss
    You narrow an eye in concentration and hum a few notes.
    [Voice]: Rubait -> Kryss
    [Voice]: Resonance+ 15
    [Voice]: Shaite -> Kryss
    A chorus of music rises up from the corpse of Kryss and you feel a sudden surge of vitality.
    Health Gain: 76
    Kryss backs away and eases off.
    [Song]: Bedazzlement- -> Kryss
    [Song]: Bedazzlement- -> Kryss
    [Song]: Bedazzlement- -> Kryss
    [Song]: Dissonance- -> Kryss
    [Song]: Dissonance- -> Kryss
    [Song]: Dissonance- -> Kryss
    [Song]: Revelation- -> Kryss
    [Song]: Revelation- -> Kryss
    [Song]: Revelation- -> Kryss
    Your faith increases as Kryss falls by your hand.
    --> You appear to have caused an untrapped error in the code. Please don't execute this command again right now.
    H:467(100%) M:396(68%) XP:92.22 (3) <eb db> [H] 6:16 [15] [CL]
    Kryss secures her previously wielded items and instantly draws a curved sabre into her right hand, with a lycaean deathknight doll flowing into the left.
    [Kryss]: RB Lost- Kryss
    Kryss swings a curved sabre at you powerfully.
    [Wounded]: -16 [3.43%] [37(43.24|cutting, physical)]
    Terror takes hold, as a numb sensation overcomes your body.
    Kryss viciously slashes you with a curved sabre!
    [Wounded]: -16 [3.43%] [37(43.24|cutting, physical)]
    Your thoughts become jumbled and you have trouble thinking.
    H:434(92%) M:396(68%) XP:92.22 (6) <eb db> [H] 6:16

    Somehow, Kryss has become immune to actual death, by my attacks at least.
    image
  • CalaisCalais Member Posts: 55 ✭✭✭
    Kliko Vaz'rias says, "I used to like you."

    Kliko Vaz'rias says, "I think you're a piece of dung now though."
    Sigh. This isn't the first time I've heard this.
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Don't let it bother you. Kliko is strange and can run his mouth in and out of character interchangeably.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • DelrayneDelrayne Member Posts: 457 ✭✭✭
    (Ithaqua): Larkin says, "How many here be interested in an arena event with Antioch?"
    (Ithaqua): Orius says, "Could be fun."
    (Ithaqua): You say, "I guess I would."
    A FROG BAITING has just been initialised in the Citadel of the Sands.
       - JOIN BAITGAME CITADEL to participate.
       - HELP BAITGAME to read about what it is.
       - Fee: 6 gold per level.
       - Levels 10 to any level.
    (Ithaqua): You say, "So...I thought you meant a 'real' arena event..."
    (Ithaqua): Larkin says, "It's Ultrix's Birthday."
    (Ithaqua): You say, "Did she pick the event?"
    (Ithaqua): Larkin says, "Yes."
    (Ithaqua): You say, "Then she deserves to be in there alone."
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭

    (<-): Ultrix Ashtear, She-Devil of the Sands, "Shardfall Schrov'ik, bring your minions."

    Schrov'ik village crossroads.
    Occasional drops of rain fall to the ground from a sky grey with pregnant clouds. The decaying remains of Ayanna lie here. The decaying remains of Mathiaus lie here. A sleek black hound stands stone still, ears perked and alert. A bleeding ouroboros writhes here, idly chewing its tail. A grumpy badger stands here, snuffling about angrily. Silent and observant, a red fox stands here, alertly watching all with a cunning glint of the eye. A raven the colour of night perches nearby and observes curiously with beady black eyes. Nervously pacing, a small brown lemming scampers under your feet. Fluttering on delicate wings, a huge gossamer butterfly flits about the room. The shining figure of a Seraphic guardian floats in the air here. An almost transparent figure of a Seraphic guardian hovers here silently. A peaceful aura fills the area, emanating from Sapp, Aspect of Aryana. He wields a lunar shield in his left hand and a broadsword of Vahin in his right. Ozreas al-Hamasa is here, a scintillating aura of light surrounding him. He wields a weathered silver shield in his left hand and a blood-stained veritum sabre in his right. Kliko Vaz'rias is here, his incorporeal form ever-shifting. He wields a mithril mace in his left hand and a kite shield in his right. Wysrias Reopev is riding on a brilliant white Aorian mare. He is holding a war-battered Aesirian shield in his left hand. Aspirant Asaraii, Lionfish of the Crusaders is here, waves weaving in intricate patterns around her. She wields a claymore in her hands. Celestine Vrothar is here, a scintillating aura of light surrounding her. She wields a claymore in her hands. Larkin Snowdrifter is here, camouflaged. Ahruiz is here, camouflaged. He wields a gladiator's trident in his left hand and a banded shield in his right. Ultrix Ashtear, She-Devil of the Sands is here, covered in a thin sheen of ice. She wields a truesilver mace in her left hand and a kite shield in her right. Kryss Miyumae is here, a soft glow of a multi-coloured aura surrounding her. She wields a lycaean deathknight doll in her left hand and a curved sabre in her right. Shou, Aspect of Sukhder, is here, filling the surroundings with a miasma of fear. He wields Insidian's Bane in his left hand and a truesilver shield in his right. Wysrias Reopev is here.
    You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.
    @Ultrix: Not th-aaaa-t many.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • CalaisCalais Member Posts: 55 ✭✭✭

    Even we were surprised by our mustered forces. Normally there's more brow-beating involved!

  • UltrixUltrix Member Posts: 288 ✭✭✭
    Iniar said:
    @Ultrix: Not th-aaaa-t many.
    09/07/14 11:01:08 PM] Iniar tells you, "Shardfall Schrov'ik, bring your minions."

    [09/07/14 11:01:30 PM] You tell Lord Commander Iniar Nullheart, Beaker for the Dead, "I don't have any minions :(."

    [09/07/14 11:01:35 PM] Iniar tells you, "Lies."

    -- shardfall battle ensues, see Iniar's excerpt from above -- 

    [09/07/14 11:16:08 PM] You tell Lord Commander Iniar Nullheart, Beaker for the Dead, "I found minions, does it count?"

    [09/07/14 11:16:20 PM] Iniar tells you, "I did not expect such resounding success."
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    **********************************[ Stavenn ]**********************************
    Member Name         City Rank           Positions           Profession         
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Maglust             Patrician           Imperator           Deathknight
    Elizabell           Patrician           Ephor               Wytch
    Selthis             Patrician           Ephor               Deathknight
    Isadarr             Patrician           Director of Defense Wytch
    Onaedan             Consul              City Aide           Deathknight
    Antrax              Consul              City Aide           Defiler
    Iniar               Quaestor            Imperial General    Diabolist
    Kyris               Stavennite                              Summoner
    Kang                Plebian                                 Diabolist
    Mathiaus            Plebian                                 Summoner
    @Mathiaus: welcome to the derp party.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Noctusari finally get a guild pet:
     - You can now give your hermit cards nicknames.
    But seriously.. <3@Eoghan, @Jeremy.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭

    **********************************[ Stavenn ]**********************************
    Member Name         City Rank           Positions           Profession         
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Maglust             Patrician           Imperator           Deathknight
    Raykel              Patrician           Ephor               Deathknight
    Elizabell           Patrician           Ephor               Wytch
    Antrax              Consul              City Aide           Defiler
    Hanzou              Quaestor                                Diabolist
    Kyris               Quaestor                                Summoner
    Iniar               Quaestor            Imperial General    Wytch
    Abigail             Proletarian         City Aide           Deathknight
    Galador             Proletarian                             Summoner
    Alexandros          Proletarian                             Summoner
    Kryss               Proletarian         City Aide           Deathknight
    *******************************************************************************
    So many Stavennites!

    \o/
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • RaykelRaykel Member Posts: 67 ✭✭✭
    Tent of the Shah.
    A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. This has been marked as holy 
    ground. A golden-helmed royal guard is here, a broad scimitar hanging at his side.
    You see a single exit leading southeast.

    A royal guard gives you a respectful salute.

    Careful Antioch, you might have a traitour in your midst.
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "pot49989"                a rose-engraved blue glass pot (speed)
    Tinted a pale aquamarine hue, this elegant pot has been crafted from thick glass. The pot curves out, reminiscent of a bowl shape, hollowed out to provide a wide, deep mixing area. Etched across the outside of the pot are several roses, the etching taking away the blue tint and leaving the roses a near silver hue.
    It has 150 months of usefulness left.
    It weighs about 8 pounds.
    A small crafter's mark suggests that it is of Lyaewyn's design.
    An elixir of speed sloshes about in it.
    A rose-engraved blue glass pot is holding:
    The pot is filled with 10 brews of an elixir of speed.
    Nothing.
    480[132] 575[137] eb db 0 0 14.36 0 #0 [0|0|0]  || asthma smoke pot
    As admirable an intention as this smoking urge is, you cannot smoke that.
    :(
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • CelestineCelestine Member Posts: 244 ✭✭✭
    Raykel said:
    Tent of the Shah.
    A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. This has been marked as holy 
    ground. A golden-helmed royal guard is here, a broad scimitar hanging at his side.
    You see a single exit leading southeast.

    A royal guard gives you a respectful salute.

    Careful Antioch, you might have a traitour in your midst.
    Unfortunately, they are just extremely polite.
    image
  • RaykelRaykel Member Posts: 67 ✭✭✭
    2014/09/19 19:50:49 - Raykel has been slain by misadventure.
    2014/09/19 20:44:24 - Morgoth has been slain by Morgoth.
    2014/09/19 20:54:38 - Morgoth has been slain by Kyris.
    2014/09/19 20:55:02 - Abigail has been slain by Raykel.
    2014/09/19 20:55:30 - Abigail has been slain by Abigail.
    2014/09/19 20:58:43 - Morgoth has been slain by Morgoth.

     Calais: "What are you guys doing, Raykel?"
     Raykel: "Having a rave."
     Calais: "Sweet."
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