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  • JulesJules Member Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭
    I was totally trying to decide whether to *thumbsup Owyn* or *ooooo* or remain ready to hit 'enter' on my alias of axing, because "THIS IS MY NEW RING OF BANING MAGICK AND IT IS AMAZING GUYS LOOK.  LOOOOK.  WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING.  AT LEAST LOOK AT THIS RING BEFORE WE ALL DIE".
  • OwynOwyn Member Posts: 190 ✭✭✭
    @septus Hahaha good times, good times. Have to get creative when you can't speak.
  • EldrethEldreth Member Posts: 430 ✭✭✭✭
    I think someone just figured out a new way to hide bones :(
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  • LartusLartus Member Posts: 487 ✭✭✭
    There is a dirty joke here, somewhere.
  • MenochMenoch Member Posts: 594 ✭✭✭
    Lartus said:
    There is a dirty joke here, somewhere.
    Just because the little beaver bent over for the Yeti bone?
  • SeptusSeptus Member, Beta Testers Posts: 781 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Who got closer to being lucky, you decide:

    You continue your search through the boneyard for a loose bone.
    669/669h 501/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
    Frozen by fear, you can do naught but watch, wide-eyed with terror, as the blazing sphere streaks towards you and slams into your body, burning you horribly.
    Damage Taken: 23 blunt (raw damage: 127)
    645/669h 512/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
    In the sky high above, you hear a high-pitched keening sound, and are appalled to see a flaming meteor streaking towards the ground.
    645/669h 501/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
    rt consecrate
    (Ring): You say, "Consecrate."
    645/669h 501/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
    With mounting horror, you realize that the meteorite is heading straight for your location.
    645/669h 501/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
    rt consecrate
    (Ring): You say, "Consecrate."
    645/669h 501/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
    Health Gain: 23
    The Rite of Revitalization refreshes your body and mind.
    669/669h 512/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
    A shimmering translucent shield forms around Cyr.
    669/669h 512/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
    Eldreth's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    Eldreth quickly flings a card with the image of Lust at you.
    You suddenly feel unreasonable lust for Eldreth.
    669/669h 512/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
    Frozen by fear, you can do naught but watch, wide-eyed with terror, as the blazing sphere streaks towards you and slams into your body, burning you horribly.
    Damage Taken: 23 blunt (raw damage: 127)
    645/669h 512/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
    A great weight seems to have been lifted from Cyr.
    645/669h 512/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
    Cyr rubs some salve on his skin.
    You take Ageranu's tibia from the boneyard.
    645/669h 512/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
    queue eqbal reject eldreth
    A large, rectangular gateway opens up near you, and you feel yourself irresistibly drawn inside.
    Shadowed clearing by river Waelin. (road).
    Eldreth Iolar is here, covered in a thin sheen of ice. He wields a slender plague doctor's staff in his left hand and a scuffed wyvernhide shield in his right.
    A Great Gray owl named Perthyn tosses back his head and screeches derisively as Septus enters.
    645/669h 501/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
    Reject eldreth added to your EQBAL queue.
    You reject the friendship of Eldreth.
    Equilibrium Taken: 2.75s

  • LartusLartus Member Posts: 487 ✭✭✭

    Drawing on the power of undeath, you wreathe your hand in black, crackling

    energy. With a diabolical laugh, you stiffen your hand and slowly run it down

    Septus's chest, splitting it open as you do so. With an expert touch, you rip

    apart his innards, causing a maximum of horrifying pain, and, enjoying the

    spectacle of Septus writhing and screaming in agony, you rip out his sternum

    and drive it through his splayed body, pinning him to the ground to die.

    You have slain Septus.

     

    :V

  • SeptusSeptus Member, Beta Testers Posts: 781 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'd have got away too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
  • LartusLartus Member Posts: 487 ✭✭✭
    V: well at least it wasn't my Arc this time.
  • SeptusSeptus Member, Beta Testers Posts: 781 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Iniar made one and threw down the gauntlet.

    Had to be done.

  • MathiausMathiaus Member Posts: 1,039 ✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2016
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  • OwynOwyn Member Posts: 190 ✭✭✭
    @Mathiaus but they're so bad though.
  • MathiausMathiaus Member Posts: 1,039 ✭✭✭✭
    They're definitely corny as hell, but I like corny.
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  • ArakisArakis Member Posts: 163 ✭✭✭
    With a twinge of electricity, Alvetta tells you, "You do know that I forced him to grope himself, right?"
    With a twinge of electricity, Alvetta tells you, "If you wanted to see something, hehehe."
    With a twinge of electricity, Alvetta tells you, "Mistel."


    This is why you should have to type full names for tells.
  • LartusLartus Member Posts: 487 ✭✭✭

    Arakis tells you, "Target: Lartus."

     

    Hrm.

  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Septus tells you, "Man if risca and khizan both go."

    You tell Septus, "I'll miss the battles."

    Septus tells you, "That'll the end of such a major era of imperian history."

    You tell Septus, "Yeah."

    You tell Septus, "They were both here from the beginning."

    You tell Septus, "The real death of the Gods."

    @Khizan, @Risca, #deathOfTheTrueGods
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IluvIluv Member Posts: 703 ✭✭✭✭
    With Khizan deciding to retire as well. I am seriously considering it. I have up to Saturday to decide and it is a very difficult decision.
  • SeptusSeptus Member, Beta Testers Posts: 781 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You're all going to break my heart.

    :(((((((((
  • SkyeSkye Member Posts: 100 ✭✭✭
    Where's the damn dislike button? >:P :-q
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  • JuranJuran Member Posts: 909 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Khizan said:

    I don't regret any of it, but it is a weighty kind of history to be stuck with, and it really sort of limits what you can reasonably get away with in the future. Anything I want to do with the character in the future is overwhelmed by what he's done in the past.

    Strangely poetic that, in the end, it was Khandava that killed Khizan.
  • JulesJules Member Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭
    edited September 2016
    I imagined Septus as Cookie Monster being told "you have to share, or each additional cookie you eat will give you raging indigestion", and Septus shrugging and going "om nom nom nom nom". Sort of like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLqL-G-i6_k
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Tikal suddenly appears, accompanied by wild cracking of energy.

    A dark figure comes gliding towards you with a high pitched chirp. A bat furiously beats its wings to reach Tikal, dropping a letter in her hands before swooping over your head and disappearing into the shadows.

    Tikal is quickly carried up into the skies.

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    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • AysariAysari Member Posts: 169 ✭✭✭
    Post Monolith battle:

    You tell Septus, "Can you um... Die a little faster... Please."
    You tell Septus, "You take so long for an outrider."
    Septus tells you, "I will endeavour to try."

    Holding you to that, @Septus. :3
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  • DimitriDimitri Member Posts: 338 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2016
    Been playing monk for a while now, enjoying m'self. There's things I get from a mechanical perspective, like armor for instance.

    My humble opinion on monks wearing full suits of leather armor (or any armor beyond limb armor really)

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  • LartusLartus Member Posts: 487 ✭✭✭
    You tell Desert Wolf, Farah @Laeka Agarwaen, the Head Shrinker, "Prepare to be

    boarded."


    With sepulchral tones, Laeka tells you, "Not by you."

    Laeka has bled to death.
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