Quotes

Mercer

oh yeah, that'd be the one

Dimitri

Least you got an auditory alarm instead of the thousand yard stare.

Theophilus

(Noob): @Juganothion says, "So what's the new raiding you were talking about."

(Noob): @Kabaal says, "Help raiding, can't type a lot atm with baby arms."

(Noob): Juganothion says, "You have baby arms? Do you get disability with that."

Krysaliss

Accurate.  But in reality, his arms be like: 

Oystir

hunting yeti is like 

Gjarrus

A man-eating shark skewers you with a well-placed jab.

Owyn

@Lartus tells you, "// I should paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado XD."

Lartus-isms. :V

Lartus

From @Owyn: "// Oh yeah? Well you're celery."  How dare you V:

Anette

Lartus: "Prepared to be cooked."
Me: "Okay."
Lartus: "Baked Anette."
Me: "Friend, I don't think your drugs are strong enough for that."

Oystir

A dove comes flying into the room, deposits a letter into your hands, warbles cheerfully, and flies away.

You have emoted: Oystir's gills flutter as his eyebrows lift in interest.

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#       Type                       MtD  Written Text

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198290  an elegant white letter    9    Durest citzen,  I am Nassor, croWn Pri

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You have 1 letter in your inventory and letterholders.

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:

Durest citzen,

I am Nassor, croWn Prince of Antioch. Firend, I am in trouble.

Doo to recent troubles and war between Antioch and KinsArmar,

my accounts worth 1,000,000,000 gold have been seized and locked

up by the authorieis of kinsaRmar!

With ur help, I have uncle in Ithaqu that can help. If you, fried,

transfer 1,000,000 gold to my accounts in Celidon I will share

500,000,000 with u once my cousinnn receive 1,000,000.

After I hav recieved funds, it will take approtimatel one oR two

years for me to git my seized funds from KhandaVa and depoSit into

your StaVenn accounts.

Regurds,

Nassor, CroWn Prinse of Caanae

  

Theophilus

Easily the best thing I have ever seen in Imperian.

Wyll

@Oystir

(Wyll walks in on Pha talking to Anarys and Dular)

Pha says, "This is very upsetting you two won't help me."

You say, "Pha!"

Pha says, "Wyll I need your large pockets."

Anarys Aureluht says, "Pha, it's not legitimate at all. Don't give strangers your money."

Pha says, "I just got a letter...here."

You say to Pha, "What's up?"

Pha says, "Read that!"
Pha says, "You always have a ton of gold."

(Wyll proceeds to read the letter @Oystir posted above)
You say, "Hm."

Pha says, "Let's transfer the gold and then we can split the gains in half."

You say, "Interesting.. I got one too."

Pha says, "Did you already transfer the gold then?"
Pha says, "Dular and Anarys think it is a trick."

You say to Pha, "Wait until my wife wakes up and I can ask her for the gold. We'll be rich!"

Pha says, "Speaking of that."

You say, "Why would a prince trick us?"

Pha says, "There is no good reason."
Pha says, "These two are just jaded."

Dular Sa'Gael says to you, "Anyone can claim to be a prince and have any extraneous circumstance."

You say to Dular, "Isn't it illegal to claim to be royalty?"
You say, "Surely no one would break the laws."

Dular Sa'Gael says to you, "Wyll... don't be a dumbass."

Anarys Aureluht says, "Laws are per council or city. As far as I know, there is no such law."

Pha says, "I am going to go get my gold ready in case you don't have enough Wyll."

You say to Dular, "I think you're missing out on a great opportunity to get rich. And fast."

Anarys Aureluht looks undecided and says, "Well, I just came here to deliver a cat."

Dular Sa'Gael says to you, "And I think you're being a goober."

Pha says, "I will see you all later, on my gold chariot."

Aodan

Dimitri tells you, "//'you're a collection of data in a game called 'Imperian', you're not even real.

' -mindsplode-."

this is how I will imagine summoner enlighten kills from now on xD

Sarrius

Aodan said:

Dimitri tells you, "//'you're a collection of data in a game called 'Imperian', you're not even real.

' -mindsplode-."

this is how I will imagine summoner enlighten kills from now on xD

Aodan

why does weird stuff happen to me when I stick around for more than an hour...

The Sphere of Stasis. (inside).

This room has not been mapped.

This is the place where we keep you whilst you are offline. If you are actually seeing this, 

something's gone a bit wrong, so just go north to leave.

You tell The Lovely Kabaal Lynne, Organ Grinder, "What is the sphere of stasis?

You tell The Lovely Kabaal Lynne, Organ Grinder, "I broked it."

Kabaal tells you, "It's where bad people go when they die."

I knew this day would come

Sarrius

Aodan said:

why does weird stuff happen to me when I stick around for more than an hour...

The Sphere of Stasis. (inside).

This room has not been mapped.

This is the place where we keep you whilst you are offline. If you are actually seeing this, 

something's gone a bit wrong, so just go north to leave.

You tell The Lovely Kabaal Lynne, Organ Grinder, "What is the sphere of stasis?

You tell The Lovely Kabaal Lynne, Organ Grinder, "I broked it."

Kabaal tells you, "It's where bad people go when they die."

I knew this day would come

I love how you asked this question, Kabaal gave a perfectly acceptable answer... and all promptly ignored the logical explanation in the roomdesc. :P

Wyll

^That's a good place to be honestly, there about 1 million songbirds in there from logged off characters.

So, sometimes I take for granted all the descriptions the game offers. Especially the room messages that I just instinctively ignore. Sometimes when you notice them though, you realize that Imperian as a world can really be quite beautiful.

A diffused glow is seen towards the southern expanse of black sky, an aurora borealis of subtle
beauty rippling with a multitude of prismatic arrays.

Gjarrus

That one tears me up cause it's a good line, but aurora borealis ...

Borrowed from Latin boreālis (“northern”), from Boreās, from Ancient Greek Βορέᾱς (Boréās, “personification of the north wind”).

On the flip side, aurora australis has more of a real-world connotation cause g'day mate.

/end pedantry

Assiminik

Assiminik Anar, Warden of Ithaqua (Male Yeti)

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He is a Bone Gnawer in Ithaqua.

He is Fire Stroker in the Wardens.

Um, things got a lot kinkier around here while I was gone. (For clarification: Larkin changed guild rank names recently and I think he meant for GR5 to be Fire Stoker. But combined with the actual city rank name, it takes on a whole different feeling...)

Sarrius

(Ring): You say, "Imagine a vial that held infinity sips of every toxin all at once."

H:490 M:473 R:0 B:0 <eb > 

(Ring): You say, "That's the venom rag."

H:490 M:473 R:0 B:0 <eb > 

(Ring): Justus says, "Like a wife?"

Gjarrus

The soothing melody of a rising phoenix can be heard about the land as Glijije intones, "Magick

infused cakes being thrown at the city."

--

You hear maniacal laughter somewhere in the shadows.

Arakis

Kavar says, "I think it is very unlikely that which shattered stone would not harm paper."

Aodan

Riatan asks, "Do all big fish use demons?"

You say, "Only us demonic people."

Riatan says, "Oh."

You say, "And only certain professions at that."

Riatan says, "That's complicated."

You nod your head.

Riatan asks, "How do some big fish become big fish without using all the possible tools?"



combatants are now big fish thanks to Tywin and I. We need to all race change to lamira

>.>

Sarrius

The Western Celidon shudders as the Nightmare takes hold.

Sarrius

Kill Nightmare added to your EQBAL queue.

The wind swirls about The Nightmare giving him the bleeding curse.

Mana Lost: 5

Blood begins to flow from the Nightmare's pores.

Damage dealt: 1 Remaining: 0.00%

The final blow is too much, you have slain the Nightmare.

The Nightmare, your loyal companion, has been slain by Sarrius.

You just received message #1759 from (imperian).

The clutch of the nightmare fades from the Western Celidon.

You take a black pool of essence and 184 golden sovereigns from the corpse as you pick it up.

Balance Taken: 1.37s

Guess I failed?

Rokas

Yasmeen says to you, "Bye Dad."
You shudder violently as a chill ripples down your spine.

Yasmeen says, "Bye Pops?"

You say, "It's all terrible."

In a bizarre chittering manner, Zerin Arkadis, the Inferno sadly says, "I am so confused."

In a bizarre chittering manner, Zerin Arkadis, the Inferno says to you, "Should I call you dad too?"

You twitch spasmodically.
You say to Zerin, "It's a rather long story."

In a bizarre chittering manner, Zerin Arkadis, the Inferno says, "Summarise it in 3 words."

In a bizarre chittering manner, Zerin Arkadis, the Inferno says, "Long stories are too long."

You say, "I didn't know."

Yasmeen says, "He has me!"

Gjarrus

You have played for a total of 1000 days, 0 hours and 33 minutes.

Dimitri

Achievement unlocked - You're Still Here, Wow! - Reward: None, unlocking this is its own reward.

Anette

My old character was around 2250 until I retired her.

Lynyssa

The Lovely Kabaal Lynne, Organ Grinder is here, hidden. He wields a black ophidian shield of articulated plates in his left hand and a poisoned whip in his right. Alpha Assassinator, Aodan Aracelia, Aryana's Abomination is here, wreathed in a cloud of bile. He wields an akrabi scepter in his left hand and a truesilver shield in his right.

Aodan twists a signet ring and call upon the powers of nature. Within moments the sky is broiling
with dark clouds and violent lightning.

Aodan points accusingly at you.

You point accusingly at Kabaal.

Aodan points accusingly at you.

Aodan points accusingly at you.

Aodan points accusingly at you.

Aodan points accusingly at you.

Aodan points accusingly at you.

You point accusingly at Kabaal.

You point accusingly at Kabaal.

You point accusingly at Kabaal.

An arc of lightning rains down from the heavens, slamming into your unprotected body. Pain screams
through your muscles, and your every nerve fiber howls in agony as you are electrified.
Damage Taken: 64 electricity (raw damage: 95)
Aodan points accusingly at you.

You say, "Goddamit."

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Aodan claps his hands together merrily.