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  • RennynRennyn Member Posts: 32 ✭✭
    Because Khizan attacked the last people who tried closing it, literally like three or four seconds before it was gonna be complete.
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Current Defences:
    You are able to do 10% damage against Silantor.
    You are benefiting from a double experience bonus by virtue of being a Champion.
    You are encased in a hardened shell of sonic waves.
    You are looking a little shady today.
    You are made more fit by the Song of Fortification.
    You are made more intelligent by the Song of Corescation.
    You are regenerating health through the power of music.
    You are riding a Graytrem draft stallion.
    You have activated the boar tattoo.
    You have activated the moss tattoo.
    Your armor offers you 44% increased protection to cutting and blunt damage.
    You are protected by 38 defences.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • TheophilusTheophilus Member Posts: 784 ✭✭✭✭
    Kaywinett says to you, "You're a low, sad creature, Theo. I've never been so disappointed."

    Kaywinett rubs your belly for good luck.
    (Ring): Lartus says, "I heard Theophilus once threw a grenade and killed ten people."
    (Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."

    (Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
  • KryssKryss Member Posts: 426 ✭✭✭✭
    A tall slave enters from a side door and moves Kaywinett into the gallows
    before slipping the noose around her neck.

    The noose tightens around Kaywinett's neck as the slave slips the long rope end
    of the noose through the loop bolt on the floor and slips out of the room.

    Kaywinett quickly eats a maidenhair leaf.

    As the stone is pushed, the boards fall out beneath Kaywinett's feet causing
    her to flail as she loses her support and the noose grows taut around her neck.

    You ponder the situation.

    Kaywinett claws at the noose around her neck as a look of panic crosses her
    face.

    Kaywinett looks out at you, a frantic look in her eyes. Her lips part as if to
    speak, but all you hear is her last deep inhale of breath before her eyes grow
    glassy.

    Kaywinett sticks her tongue out and says 'Ack.'

    Screaming, Kaywinett rushes away to the south.

    All tension leaves Kaywinett's body as her life finally comes to an end.

    The weight of Kaywinett pulls her down and in a last moment a loud crack sounds
    through the room as her neck is broken.

    Kaywinett rushes in from the south in a state of panic.

    Ansol, the Imperial Executioner says, "My halberd grows hungry, I hope you
    bring me someone soon, Kaywinett."
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    (Ring): Rei says, "I never ever have trouble sleeping, that's why this is freaking me out. Vods ftw I guess."
    (Ring): Ohm says, "Do you get enough action?"
    (Ring): Rei says, "Yep, I have actually been working like crazy the whole day."
    (Ring): Ohm says, "Not that action."
    (Ring): Rei says, ">_>."
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • ShouShou Member Posts: 205 ✭✭✭
    I always knew this was rigged from the start!

    You bet 1 ticket(s) on Loc Firerunner.

    The gladiators march onto the field and heft their weapons to the assembled crowd.
    Caladus, Arena Battlemaster exclaims, "No more bets, the match is starting!"

    Caladus, Arena Battlemaster says, "With a gasp Loc Firerunner recieves a flying knee to the face from Loc Firerunner and he crumples to the ground."
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  • YuriiYurii Member Posts: 63 ✭✭✭
    Shou said:
    I always knew this was rigged from the start!

    You bet 1 ticket(s) on Loc Firerunner.

    The gladiators march onto the field and heft their weapons to the assembled crowd.
    Caladus, Arena Battlemaster exclaims, "No more bets, the match is starting!"

    Caladus, Arena Battlemaster says, "With a gasp Loc Firerunner recieves a flying knee to the face from Loc Firerunner and he crumples to the ground."
    I had the same thing happen to me. First the match started, then 4 people consecutively tripped(2 or 3 of them died). Then the very last two opponents, one of them(His name was also Loc Firerunner) kneed himself and killed himself. Of course, this also would've won me 300 credits.
  • RennynRennyn Member Posts: 32 ✭✭
    You stab a two-headed ogre quickly with a scourgebone daegger.
    Damage dealt: 107 Remaining: 75.31%
    Adrenaline flows in your veins and your wounds hurt less.
    Nineteen two-headed ogres spring to a two-headed ogre's defence.
    Balance Taken: 2.38s

    I didn't know I could run away as fast as I did.
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You tell Aspirant Rennyn, "Refusing Iniar quarter, Rennyn quarters the unfortunate fool."

    You tell Aspirant Rennyn, "I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER."

    FIND ME A PREDATOR, STAT!
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2015
    (Bellatores): You say, "Numbness earring is good value though."

    (Bellatores): You say, "Don't regret it."

    (Bellatores): Septus says, "For sure."

    (Bellatores): Septus says, "I has plans."

    Septus says, "I has plans."

    Septus says, "I has plans."

    Septus says, "I has plans."

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    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    (Bellatores): You say, "Bard? :( when I finish putting up Cruel Lament, I'm at like 20 resonance."

    (Bellatores): You say, "Which means my we shaite does $$$$ all."

    (Bellatores): Septus says, "Bard isn't a class, its a lifestyle."

    (Bellatores): Baasche says, "Lol."

    (Bellatores): You say, "T.T."

    (Bellatores): Septus says, "#trollface."
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • DiceneDicene Member Posts: 913 ✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2015
    02:55:07 (Ring): Alonzo says, "I don't like riding a horse in Hunter."
    02:55:07 (Ring): You say, "Join a sect."
    02:55:10 (Ring): Alonzo says, "I think it's stupid."
    02:55:24 (Ring): You say, "Get up to waterwalking in mobility."
    02:55:32 (Ring): Alonzo says, "And waste my belief?!"
    02:55:49 (Ring): Airelle says, "I get to eat an apple once every 24 hours for an hour 
    of waterwalking. Because I always forget to get my mount out of the stables."
    02:56:02 (Ring): Alonzo says, "I think a mounted Druid/Hunter/Renegade is just 
    thematically ugly."
    02:56:04 (Ring): You say, "Yuh."
    02:56:12 (Ring): Alonzo says, "RG works, so does Bard imo."

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  • TheophilusTheophilus Member Posts: 784 ✭✭✭✭
    **********************************[ Antioch Stavenn ]**********************************
    Member Name         City Rank           Positions           Profession         
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Theophilus          Nomad Patrician                                   Outrider Summoner
    *******************************************************************************

    Nostalgia.
    (Ring): Lartus says, "I heard Theophilus once threw a grenade and killed ten people."
    (Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."

    (Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Trying to figure out Vuzashi

    (Ring): Tikal says, "Well I lasted longer than usual."
    (Ring): Rei says, "There's gotta be a trick to it though."
    (Ring): You say, "Ya."
    (Ring): Tikal says, "Which is what Iniar says to his women all the time."
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • ArioArio Member Posts: 171 ✭✭✭
    @Khizan : FOR VALHALLA!
  • JulesJules Member Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭
    They got skills up in Ithaqua:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDzcYerwE4s
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oh that is hilarious. I don't think I could recite the alphabet backwards at any reasonable speed.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    (Ring): Sumie says, "Hunting is so boring."
    (Ring): Glijije says, "There was a time when I would have argued with you on that."
    (Ring): Glijije says, "Now though, I agree."
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • ArioArio Member Posts: 171 ✭✭✭
    (Ring): Abigail says, "Please never quote me on this, but."

    (Ring): Abigail says, "I agree with Ahkan."

    Sorry.
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    With no intermediate movement, a hulking demonic shade is suddenly upon you, teeth rending your throat and claws piercing your shoulders.
    Damage Taken: 48 cutting (raw damage: 118)

    What did it use, advanced movement?
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • RascaRasca Member Posts: 124 ✭✭✭
    I think it used Blink.
    無駄だ!無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄!ザ・ワールド!時よ止まれ!くらえ!そして、時は動き出す。
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  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A feeling of well-being washes over you as an image of the Primal Spirit materializes within your mind, it taking on the form you find most pleasing and soothing.

    uh D:
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • ArioArio Member Posts: 171 ✭✭✭
    Iniar said:
    A feeling of well-being washes over you as an image of the Primal Spirit materializes within your mind, it taking on the form you find most pleasing and soothing.

    uh D:
    What form is that, Iniar? :P
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