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Khizan · September 2015

Super-sensitivity thundering warshout on massive bleeding.

Amusingly, doing that much damage was actually beneficial for your team in this case. You were at 113 health when the combo started, and strike+bash did 102 damage, which means that I did 1000 damage in overkill... and dealt myself 278 damage on your distortion.

H:685/700 M:435/480 B:1 <eb pp> <db> K:0 R:30
You rub some strychnine on a mercurial longsword.
Gripping a mercurial longsword firmly, you advance towards Eldreth and strike him with a mighty blow.
Your attack causes Eldreth to glow a vibrant violet, and a lash of energy whips back at you.
Damage Taken: 17 unblockable (raw damage: 15)
Balance Taken: 5.15s
You drive a lunar shield into Eldreth's body in a violent bash that leaves him reeling.
Your attack causes Eldreth to glow a vibrant violet, and a lash of energy whips back at you.
Damage Taken: 10 unblockable (raw damage: 9)
Sensing Eldreth's weakness you press on, inflicting a violent blow that leaves him vulnerable.
Balance Taken: 4.70s
Banging your weapons loudly, you let out several sharp yells at Eldreth. The resulting cacophony of noises inflicts a sharp pain upon him as his weakened veins burst open.
Your thundering voice enhances the damage greatly.
You gain 10,000 faith for killing Eldreth.
You have slain Eldreth.
You gain a blood commodity from your efforts.
You put 540,480 xp towards a drop of blood. You need 103,310 more for the next comm.
You gain 2,702 faith.
A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Eldreth in a nimbus of white light.
Your attack causes Eldreth to glow a vibrant violet, and a lash of energy whips back at you.
Damage Taken: 278 unblockable (raw damage: 252)
Balance Taken: 5.60s
Your berserking rage leaves you.
You must regain balance first.
H:379/700 M:426/480 B:1 <e- pp> <db> K:0 R:0

Jeremy Saunders · September 2015

ANNOUNCE NEWS #3166

Date: 9/17/2015 at 18:07

From: Jeremy

To : Everyone

Subj: Gold Drops on Death

You will no longer drop your gold when you die.

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Solis, in the year 86 AM.

You just received message #1393 from Khizan.

Message #1393 Sent By: Khizan Received On: 9/17/2015/18:08

"BOOOOOOOOOOOO. How am I supposed to earn gold now? Bash for it like a peasant?"

Khizan · September 2015

Eldreth · September 2015

Shou, you can come back now!!

Celestine · September 2015

Jeremy said:

ANNOUNCE NEWS #3166
Date: 9/17/2015 at 18:07
From: Jeremy
To : Everyone
Subj: Gold Drops on Death

You will no longer drop your gold when you die.

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Solis, in the year 86 AM.

You just received message #1393 from Khizan.

Message #1393 Sent By: Khizan Received On: 9/17/2015/18:08
"BOOOOOOOOOOOO. How am I supposed to earn gold now? Bash for it like a peasant?"

@Iniar - Pinata Princess revoked! +1

Iniar · September 2015

Leighanna quickly wraps a length of rope about her wrist before setting a golden tiger cub down.

An armoured fell beast named Xohir growls in disapproval at Leighanna, clearly disliking the act of littering.

Leighanna blinks incredulously at an armoured fell beast named Xohir.

Iniar · September 2015

You say, "Tell me about Runeguard."

The Dean of Celidon says, "Runeguards are the Knights of Magick. They use their weapons and shields to protect themselves, and their loved ones. Is there a certain skill you wish to learn about?"

Dreacor · September 2015

"You read what is written on an elegant white letter:

You are bad."

Well...True.

Iniar · September 2015

Teases:

(Bellatores): You say, "I'm sad Garryn downvoted the Bard namechange

."

(Bellatores): Septus says, "Lamentable."

(Bellatores): Septus says, "(sry)"

(Bellatores): You say, "D:."

(Bellatores): Fensrun says, "Don't be cruel."

(Bellatores): You say, "D:."

Risca · September 2015

After 12 years of being in the magick circle.

You have switched from the Magick circle to the Demonic circle.

Zephyrinus · September 2015

Your surroundings are momentarily illuminated by a myriad of colors as a rapidly swirling vortex erupts into the room. <--- WTF is this? Too busy typing and no highlights to warn me of my impending idiocy.

You yell, "Please, a 3v1 and you can't even block my escape route? Is taunting all you can do?" <--- Ogre.

From nowhere, a vortex of brilliant colours appears and engulfs you, dragging you through the ether to Wysrias. <--- Gg, got rekt.

Iniar · September 2015

Tikal swings a broadsword of Vahin powerfully at Aleutia.

The final blow proves too much for Aleutia, who falls to the floor a broken, bloody mess.

Tikal has slain Aleutia.

You gain a blood commodity from your efforts.

You gain 1,091,490 (pk) experience. You need 541,821,920 more for level 119.

You put 272,870 xp towards a drop of blood. You need 413,820 more for the next comm.

You gain 6,821 faith.

You gasp with the realization that Asuna has reached the pk level of Glorious.

Glorious. Sorry I had to leave early... real life

Iniar · September 2015

Southeastern gates of Tayar. (road).

There are 2 flame-shaped sigils here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A small barracks has been constructed here. Trenches have been dug at this location, surrounded by dangerously gleaming barbed wires.

You see exits leading southeast (closed door), south, and northwest.

The high pitched noise of thick, sharp claws continuously scraping against a hard surface mingles with the keening of a woman as it reaches you.

-- >> HERE BE MONSTERS << --

Iniar · October 2015

(Market): You say, "Seeking fights."

Kabaal tells you, "Get married."

Iniar · October 2015

@Septus:

00:42:31.498 You quickdraw a gray-bladed axe named Pithy, an ornately wrought tablet.
00:42:31.499 Your battleaxe momentum is not sufficient to enter that stance.
00:42:31.501 You rub some ciguatoxin on a gray-bladed axe named Pithy.
00:42:31.502 You reave Seraphyne furiously with a gray-bladed axe named Pithy.
00:42:31.503 Seraphyne appears terrified as her muscles seem to become difficult to control.
00:42:31.513 You rub some atropine on a gray-bladed axe named Pithy.
00:42:31.528 You reave Seraphyne furiously with a gray-bladed axe named Pithy.
00:42:31.530 The weapon releases a wave of magick at Seraphyne.
00:42:31.541 Balance Taken: 3.98s
00:42:31.543 You concentrate on the eihwaz rune on an ornately wrought tablet, and its searing image suddenly
00:42:31.543 flares on Seraphyne's skin.
00:42:31.544 Equilibrium Taken: 2.75s
00:42:31.545 Seraphyne's condition stands at 404/637 health and 694/700 mana.
00:42:31.546 669[100] 459[95] -- db 0 0 78.62 0 0 0 [m]: 0 (, ) (+3) e-
00:42:31.757 You take a long drag off your pipe, filling your lungs with linseed smoke.
00:42:31.758 669[100] 459[95] -- db 0 0 78.62 0 0 0 [m]: 0 (, ) (+3) e-
00:42:31.768 Seraphyne takes a drink from an elegant diamond vial.
00:42:31.784 669[100] 459[95] -- db 0 0 78.62 0 0 0 [m]: 0 (, ) (+3) e-
00:42:31.793 Seraphyne quickly eats a maidenhair leaf.
00:42:31.808 669[100] 459[95] -- db 0 0 78.62 0 0 0 [m]: 0 (, ) (+2) e-
00:42:31.994 (Core): You say, "Seraphyne H: 404 (63.42%) M: 694 (99.14%)"
00:42:31.996 669[100] 459[95] -- db 0 0 78.62 0 0 0 [m]: 0 (, ) (+2) e-
00:42:32.004 A look of extreme focus crosses the face of Seraphyne.

You jeally

Septus · October 2015

Sir, you better back off right now.

...

I am

Dreacor · October 2015

A spiral arrow has turned to dust in your hands.

Midnight tolls and a new day comes to the land.

Dat feeling when my quiver has decayed.

Iniar · October 2015

(Ring): Oystir says, "Imperian's drastic effort at equalizing the combat playing field."

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Lartus · October 2015

(2015/10/06 08:42) Lartus: "Seeking information on Iniar."

(2015/10/06 08:43) Arakis: "Which one?"

I thought I was seeing double for a minute there.

Oystir · October 2015

(Ring): @Aakrin says, "Catching up on two weeks of facebook is basically impossible."
(Ring): Aakrin says, "Maybe I'll just cliff note it for myself."
(Ring): Aakrin says, "My sister is a facebook whore."
(Ring): Aakrin says, "Vote for bernie."
(Ring): Aakrin says, "There, all caught up."
(Ring): You say, "Looool."

Iniar · October 2015

It never ends...

(Ring): Zaskera says, "Wooooooo."

(Ring): Zaskera says, "My armor was approved."

(Ring): You say, "Wooooo."

(Ring): You say, "Show."

(Ring): Zaskera says, "I have a set of pink fullplate with a butterfly on it."

(Ring): You say, "Ihu."

(Ring): You say, "Diaf."

(Ring): Zaskera says, "<3."

(Ring): You say, "<3."

(Ring): Zaskera says, "I wanted this before I knew seraphyne had pink anything, btw."

(Ring): Zaskera says, "Its prettyy."

(Ring): Zcephonie says, "You all act like Seraphyne has a patent on the color pink."

(Ring): Zcephonie says, "Hehe."

Demonic ->

Anti-magick ->

Magick ->

Oystir · October 2015

Sergeant Lartus, Bearer of the Pentagram says, "By Septus, she is thrice my age."

The best God we've got to use as a curse.

Iniar · October 2015

'clairvoyance'

You sense a barbed arrow at Being held by Ozreas.

Seraphyne · October 2015

You are wearing:

Misc:

Gleaming pink armour draped with lace.

I'm not as big a fan of butterflies though.

Iniar · October 2015

@Tikal baiting @Oystir with a well planned trap:

(Ring): Oystir says, "Is this thing on?"

(Ring): Oystir says, "Iniar you're weird."

(Ring): You say, "Yes."

(Ring): You say, "<3."

(Ring): You say, "No u."

(Ring): Tikal says, "Soudns liek the pot kis calling the kettle black."

(Ring): Leighanna says, "^."

(Ring): Oystir says, "I'm pot?"

(Ring): Oystir says, "Pots can be red."

(Ring): Tikal says, "Damn it should have known you'd be excited about pot."

(Ring): You say, "Lol."

Shou · October 2015

Septus secures his previously wielded item and instantly draws a fluffy white bunny into his left hand.

Septus says, "I'll do it."

Septus says, "I will!"

Septus tosses a fluffy white bunny to a hulking velociraptor, and he catches it nimbly.

Septus · October 2015

(Ring): Khizan says, "I'm a rebounding bypass guy!"
Khizan's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
The thrill of battle burning in his eyes, Khizan advances towards Jules and slashes her with a mercurial broadsword.
The attack rebounds back onto Khizan!
Khizan takes a long drag off his pipe, exhaling a thick, white haze.
Your icewyrm informs you that Khizan has bled 4 health.
(Ring): Khizan says, "Um."
(Ring): Khizan says, "Sometimes."

Iniar · October 2015

(Ring): Oystir says, "We're starving artists...because of ink costs & elemental ice."

Eoghan · October 2015

Slightly off topic, as it is not an Imperian-related quote, but I awoke this morning with this Robert Frost poem in my head, and wanted to share it with you all. It's one of my favorites, and always comes up this time of year.

O hushed October morning mild,

Thy leaves have ripened to the fall;

Tomorrow’s wind, if it be wild,

Should waste them all.

The crows above the forest call;

Tomorrow they may form and go.

O hushed October morning mild,

Begin the hours of this day slow.

Make the day seem to us less brief.

Hearts not averse to being beguiled,

Beguile us in the way you know.

Release one leaf at break of day;

At noon release another leaf;

One from our trees, one far away.

Retard the sun with gentle mist;

Enchant the land with amethyst.

Slow, slow!

For the grapes’ sake, if they were all,

Whose leaves already are burnt with frost,

Whose clustered fruit must else be lost—

For the grapes’ sake along the wall.

Iniar · October 2015

That's gorgeous.

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