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  • KhizanKhizan Member Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Super-sensitivity thundering warshout on massive bleeding.

    Amusingly, doing that much damage was actually beneficial for your team in this case. You were at 113 health when the combo started, and strike+bash did 102 damage, which means that I did 1000 damage in overkill... and dealt myself 278 damage on your distortion.


    H:685/700 M:435/480 B:1 <eb pp> <db> K:0 R:30 
    You rub some strychnine on a mercurial longsword.
    Gripping a mercurial longsword firmly, you advance towards Eldreth and strike him with a mighty blow.
    Your attack causes Eldreth to glow a vibrant violet, and a lash of energy whips back at you.
    Damage Taken: 17 unblockable (raw damage: 15)
    Balance Taken: 5.15s
    You drive a lunar shield into Eldreth's body in a violent bash that leaves him reeling.
    Your attack causes Eldreth to glow a vibrant violet, and a lash of energy whips back at you.
    Damage Taken: 10 unblockable (raw damage: 9)
    Sensing Eldreth's weakness you press on, inflicting a violent blow that leaves him vulnerable.
    Balance Taken: 4.70s
    Banging your weapons loudly, you let out several sharp yells at Eldreth. The resulting cacophony of noises inflicts a sharp pain upon him as his weakened veins burst open.
    Your thundering voice enhances the damage greatly.
    You gain 10,000 faith for killing Eldreth.
    You have slain Eldreth.
    You gain a blood commodity from your efforts.
    You put 540,480 xp towards a drop of blood. You need 103,310 more for the next comm.
    You gain 2,702 faith.
    A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Eldreth in a nimbus of white light.
    Your attack causes Eldreth to glow a vibrant violet, and a lash of energy whips back at you.
    Damage Taken: 278 unblockable (raw damage: 252)
    Balance Taken: 5.60s
    Your berserking rage leaves you.
    You must regain balance first.
    H:379/700 M:426/480 B:1 <e- pp> <db> K:0 R:0

    "On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."

  • KhizanKhizan Member Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭✭✭
    :(

    "On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."

  • CelestineCelestine Member Posts: 244 ✭✭✭
    Jeremy said:
    ANNOUNCE NEWS #3166
    Date: 9/17/2015 at 18:07
    From: Jeremy
    To  : Everyone
    Subj: Gold Drops on Death
     
    You will no longer drop your gold when you die.
     
    Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Solis, in the year 86 AM.


    You just received message #1393 from Khizan.


    Message #1393  Sent By: Khizan          Received On: 9/17/2015/18:08
    "BOOOOOOOOOOOO. How am I supposed to earn gold now? Bash for it like a peasant?"
    @Iniar - Pinata Princess revoked! +1
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  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Leighanna quickly wraps a length of rope about her wrist before setting a golden tiger cub down.
    An armoured fell beast named Xohir growls in disapproval at Leighanna, clearly disliking the act of littering.

    Leighanna blinks incredulously at an armoured fell beast named Xohir.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You say, "Tell me about Runeguard."
    The Dean of Celidon says, "Runeguards are the Knights of Magick. They use their weapons and shields to protect themselves, and their loved ones. Is there a certain skill you wish to learn about?"

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    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • DreacorDreacor Member Posts: 112 ✭✭✭
    "You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
     
    You are bad."

    Well...True.
  • ZephyrinusZephyrinus Member Posts: 7
    Your surroundings are momentarily illuminated by a myriad of colors as a rapidly swirling vortex erupts into the room. <--- WTF is this? Too busy typing and no highlights to warn me of my impending idiocy.

    You yell, "Please, a 3v1 and you can't even block my escape route? Is taunting all you can do?" <--- Ogre.

    From nowhere, a vortex of brilliant colours appears and engulfs you, dragging you through the ether to Wysrias. <--- Gg, got rekt.
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Tikal swings a broadsword of Vahin powerfully at Aleutia.
    Tikal swings a broadsword of Vahin powerfully at Aleutia.
    The final blow proves too much for Aleutia, who falls to the floor a broken, bloody mess.
    Tikal has slain Aleutia.
    You gain a blood commodity from your efforts.
    You gain 1,091,490 (pk) experience. You need 541,821,920 more for level 119.
    You put 272,870 xp towards a drop of blood. You need 413,820 more for the next comm.
    You gain 6,821 faith.
    You gasp with the realization that Asuna has reached the pk level of Glorious.

    Glorious. Sorry I had to leave early... real life :(
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Southeastern gates of Tayar. (road).
    There are 2 flame-shaped sigils here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A small barracks has been constructed here. Trenches have been dug at this location, surrounded by dangerously gleaming barbed wires. 
    You see exits leading southeast (closed door), south, and northwest.

    The high pitched noise of thick, sharp claws continuously scraping against a hard surface mingles with the keening of a woman as it reaches you.

    -- >> HERE BE MONSTERS << --
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Septus:

    00:42:31.498 You quickdraw a gray-bladed axe named Pithy, an ornately wrought tablet.
    00:42:31.499
    Your battleaxe momentum is not sufficient to enter that stance.
    00:42:31.501 You rub some ciguatoxin on a gray-bladed axe named Pithy.
    00:42:31.502 You reave
    Seraphyne furiously with a gray-bladed axe named Pithy.
    00:42:31.503
    Seraphyne appears terrified as her muscles seem to become difficult to control.
    00:42:31.513 You rub some atropine on a gray-bladed axe named Pithy.
    00:42:31.528 You reave
    Seraphyne furiously with a gray-bladed axe named Pithy.
    00:42:31.530 The weapon releases a wave of magick at
    Seraphyne.
    00:42:31.541 Balance Taken: 3.98s
    00:42:31.543 You concentrate on the eihwaz rune on an ornately wrought tablet, and its searing image suddenly
    00:42:31.543 flares on
    Seraphyne's skin.
    00:42:31.544 Equilibrium Taken: 2.75s
    00:42:31.545
    Seraphyne's condition stands at 404/637 health and 694/700 mana.
    00:42:31.546
    669[100] 459[95] -- db 0 0 78.62 0 0 0 [m]: 0 (, ) (+3) e-
    00:42:31.757 You take a long drag off your pipe, filling your lungs with linseed smoke.
    00:42:31.758
    669[100] 459[95] -- db 0 0 78.62 0 0 0 [m]: 0 (, ) (+3) e-
    00:42:31.768
    Seraphyne takes a drink from an elegant diamond vial.
    00:42:31.784
    669[100] 459[95] -- db 0 0 78.62 0 0 0 [m]: 0 (, ) (+3) e-
    00:42:31.793
    Seraphyne quickly eats a maidenhair leaf.
    00:42:31.808
    669[100] 459[95] -- db 0 0 78.62 0 0 0 [m]: 0 (, ) (+2) e-
    00:42:31.994
    (Core): You say, "Seraphyne H: 404 (63.42%) M: 694 (99.14%)"
    00:42:31.996
    669[100] 459[95] -- db 0 0 78.62 0 0 0 [m]: 0 (, ) (+2) e-
    00:42:32.004 A look of extreme focus crosses the face of
    Seraphyne.

    You jeally
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • SeptusSeptus Member, Beta Testers Posts: 781 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Sir, you better back off right now.

    ...

    I am :(

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    Midnight tolls and a new day comes to the land.

    Dat feeling when my quiver has decayed.
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    (Ring): Oystir says, "Imperian's drastic effort at equalizing the combat playing field."

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    Arakis, Claudius, Iniar, Iniar, Iniar, Iniar, Iniar, Iniar, Iniar, Insinyan, and Krysaliss.
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    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • LartusLartus Member Posts: 487 ✭✭✭

    (2015/10/06 08:42) Lartus: "Seeking information on Iniar."

     (2015/10/06 08:43) Arakis: "Which one?"

     

    I thought I was seeing double for a minute there.

  • OystirOystir Member Posts: 454 ✭✭✭
    (Ring): @Aakrin says, "Catching up on two weeks of facebook is basically impossible."
    (Ring): Aakrin says, "Maybe I'll just cliff note it for myself."
    (Ring): Aakrin says, "My sister is a facebook whore."
    (Ring): Aakrin says, "Vote for bernie."
    (Ring): Aakrin says, "There, all caught up."
    (Ring): You say, "Looool."
     You say, "This is much harder than just being a normal person."
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    'clairvoyance'

    You sense a barbed arrow at Being held by Ozreas.

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    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • SeraphyneSeraphyne Member Posts: 10 ✭✭
    You are wearing:
    Misc: 
       Gleaming pink armour draped with lace.

    I'm not as big a fan of butterflies though.
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Tikal baiting @Oystir with a well planned trap:

    (Ring): Oystir says, "Is this thing on?"
    (Ring): Oystir says, "Iniar you're weird."
    (Ring): You say, "Yes."
    (Ring): You say, "<3."
    (Ring): You say, "No u."
    (Ring): Tikal says, "Soudns liek the pot kis calling the kettle black."
    (Ring): Leighanna says, "^."
    (Ring): Oystir says, "I'm pot?"
    (Ring): Oystir says, "Pots can be red."
    (Ring): Tikal says, "Damn it should have known you'd be excited about pot."
    (Ring): You say, "Lol."
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • ShouShou Member Posts: 205 ✭✭✭
    Septus secures his previously wielded item and instantly draws a fluffy white bunny into his left hand.

    Septus says, "I'll do it."

    Septus says, "I will!"

    Septus tosses a fluffy white bunny to a hulking velociraptor, and he catches it nimbly.
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  • SeptusSeptus Member, Beta Testers Posts: 781 ✭✭✭✭✭
    (Ring): Khizan says, "I'm a rebounding bypass guy!"
    Khizan's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    The thrill of battle burning in his eyes, Khizan advances towards Jules and slashes her with a mercurial broadsword.
    The attack rebounds back onto Khizan!
    Khizan takes a long drag off his pipe, exhaling a thick, white haze.
    Your icewyrm informs you that Khizan has bled 4 health.
    (Ring): Khizan says, "Um."
    (Ring): Khizan says, "Sometimes."
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    (Ring): Oystir says, "We're starving artists...because of ink costs & elemental ice."
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That's gorgeous.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
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