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  • OystirOystir Member Posts: 454 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2015
    Me: Yee
    Me: You are hilarious
    She: Am I?
    Me: You are
    Me: You're metagaming to get your character a new outfit..
    She: Well yes!
    She: Those dresses are so her!
     You say, "This is much harder than just being a normal person."
  • MereisMereis Member Posts: 229 ✭✭✭
    sw
    Over-grown, tangled garden.
    A small, dark-haired boy scampers about nearby.
    You see exits leading northeast, west, and down.
    A small boy named Otis says, "Um, Mereis. What's up with all this tainted garbage in 
    Khandava? Morons."

    You greet A small boy named Otis with a sincere smile.
    A small boy named Otis says, "You don't know me Mereis. Don't go pretending like you 
    do."

    ne
    A small boy named Otis says, "Good riddance Mereis. You were stinkin' the place up."
    The empty western square.
    There are 2 elegant white letters here. A small sign points into a market stall. A large lizard is here, sunning itself happily.
    You see exits leading northeast, east, southeast, southwest, west, and in.

    :(
    currently tentatively active
    (may vanish for periods of time)
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Random Elza just talking to herself :(

    You walk south.
    Where animals have burrowed underground.
    The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. An obsidian shrine to the Sect of Conquest has been built 
    here. Reeking of decaying flesh, a decomposing bat is soaring through the air here. A mutated 
    direwolf paces about the room here, chewing on its own flesh. The undead form of Elza Val'Sidos, 
    Mistress of Midnight is here.
    You see exits leading north, south, and up.
    606[100] 660[94] eb db 0 0 19.86 0 0 0 nC: 0 
    Elza Val'Sidos, Mistress of Midnight says, "Die piggy, die!"
    606[100] 660[94] eb db 0 0 19.86 0 0 0 nC: 0 
    Already mounted.
    75,078 + 1,062,080 gold.
    Striking  484 damage. (  0.00%)
    A chorus of music rises up from the corpse of a decomposing bat and your songs are strengthened.
    [ACHIEVEMENT]: You are 788400 points from earning the 'Annihilation' achievement.
    You pick up the corpse.
    Not here.
    Equilibrium Taken: 2.32s
    606[100] 654[93] -b db 0 0 19.87 0 0 0 nC: 0 
    You take a long drag off your pipe, filling your lungs with linseed smoke.
    606[100] 654[93] -b db 0 0 19.87 0 0 0 nC: 0 
    606[100] 654[93] -b db 0 0 19.87 0 0 0 nC: 0 
    Elza takes a drink from a platinum Limorasi vial.
    606[100] 654[93] -b db 0 0 19.87 0 0 0 nC: 0 
    A mutated direwolf swipes his claws across Elza's face.
    Elza stares at a mutated direwolf, giving him the evil eye.
    Blood begins to flow from a mutated direwolf's pores.
    Elza has scored a surprisingly effective hit!
    Elza stares at a mutated direwolf, giving him the evil eye.
    Blood begins to flow from a mutated direwolf's pores.
    606[100] 654[93] -b db 0 0 19.87 0 0 0 nC: 0 
    Throwing her hands in the air, Elza tosses her head back and laughs sadistically.
    606[100] 654[93] -b db 0 0 19.87 0 0 0 nC: 0 
    "Ha!" you exclaim with gusto.
    606[100] 654[93] -b db 0 0 19.87 0 0 0 nC: 0 
    You have regained your mental equilibrium.
    606[100] 654[93] eb db 0 0 19.87 0 0 0 nC: 0 
    The effect of your chameleon tattoo slowly fades, and you return to your own identity.
    Already mounted.
    75,078 + 1,062,080 gold.
    Striking  189 damage. (  0.00%)
    A chorus of music rises up from the corpse of a mutated direwolf and your songs are strengthened.
    You pick up the corpse.
    You detect nothing here by that name.
    Equilibrium Taken: 2.32s
    606[100] 648[92] -b db 0 0 19.88 0 0 0 nC: 0 
    606[100] 648[92] -b db 0 0 19.88 0 0 0 nC: 0 
    You have recovered your breath and can smoke once more.
    606[100] 648[92] -b db 0 0 19.88 0 0 0 nC: 0 
    Elza stands up and stretches her arms out wide.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • ShouShou Member Posts: 205 ✭✭✭
    788400 points... that's quite a bit.
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  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yeah, been slowly chipping away at it. :( Was at 890k a month or so ago.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • SkyeSkye Member Posts: 100 ✭✭✭
    A skeletal attendant takes the dark purple card with bright orange and black pumpkins from you and places another one on the table. A skeletal attendant then turns a black card over to reveal the new phrase.
    A skeletal attendant says, "We are now in round two, your new phrase is: "With a little bit of luck, and a lot of work, ________ may have a chance to rule over the darkness.""
    "You slowly flip over a dark purple card with a bright orange and black pumpkin on it that reads, 'Khizan in a tutu'."

    Now there's an image...
    ** Yes, we're aware of the problems. Please do NOT use any HELP files at the moment.**.
    ** And don't try them now just see if they're really broken. **.
    ** Or credit conversion. Try not to do anything much right now. **.
    ** Don't panic, normal service will be restored as soon as possible. For now, enjoy the wonders of conversation. **.
    *** We will be rebooting in about 60 seconds ***.
    ** Don't panic. Just...stay close to your rosaries **.
    ** Monetary offers for Salvation accepted. **.
  • KabaalKabaal Member Posts: 303 ✭✭✭
    Garth the Pumpkin Keeper tells you, "You are not a woman, Kabaal."
  • OystirOystir Member Posts: 454 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2015
    (Ring): You say, "Whois reuben."
    (Ring): You say, "Reuben - Lvl(100):Stavenn:Fast:Summoner."
    (Ring): You say, "Interesting."
    (Ring): Mak says, "So... demonic:squishy:affspam?"
    Reuben has been mauled to death by a raging creeper.
    You sense this death occuring at the Underworld Caanae.
    (Ring): You say, "Case in point."
     You say, "This is much harder than just being a normal person."
  • DiceneDicene Member Posts: 913 ✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2015
    <490H113 557M101 0b <eb db Vote> <0 0>> 14.15 0 [undead AU]  [0]put 50 arrow in quiver
    You place 272 arrows in your quiver.
    Balance Taken: 1.10s
    <490H113 552M100 0b <e- db Vote> <0 0>> 14.15 0 [undead AU]  [0]put 50 arrow in quiver
    You must regain balance first.
    <490H113 552M100 0b <e- db Vote> <0 0>> 14.15 0 [undead AU]  [0]put 50 arrow in quiver
    You must regain balance first.
    <490H113 552M100 0b <e- db Vote> <0 0>> 14.15 0 [undead AU]  [0]put 50 arrow in quiver
    You must regain balance first.
    <490H113 552M100 0b <e- db Vote> <0 0>> 14.15 0 [undead AU]  [0]put 50 arrow in quiver
    (Lithos): Recovered Balance!
    You place  in your quiver.
    Balance Taken: 1.10s
    <490H113 552M100 0b <e- db Vote> <0 0>> 14.15 0 [undead AU]  [0]put 50 arrow in quiver
    You must regain balance first.
    <490H113 552M100 0b <e- db Vote> <0 0>> 14.15 0 [undead AU]  [0]put 50 arrow in quiver
    You must regain balance first.
    <490H113 552M100 0b <e- db Vote> <0 0>> 14.15 0 [undead AU]  [0]put 50 arrow in quiver
    You must regain balance first.
    <490H113 552M100 0b <e- db Vote> <0 0>> 14.15 0 [undead AU]  [0]
    (Lithos): Recovered Balance!
    <490H113 552M100 0b <eb db Vote> <0 0>> 14.15 0 [undead AU]  [0]put 50 arrow in quiver
    You place  in your quiver.
    Balance Taken: 1.10s
    <490H113 548M99 0b <e- db Vote> <0 0>> 14.15 0 [undead AU]  [0]
    (Lithos): Recovered Balance!
    <490H113 548M99 0b <eb db Vote> <0 0>> 14.15 0 [undead AU]  [0]put 50 arrow in quiver
    You place  in your quiver.
    Balance Taken: 1.10s
    <490H113 548M99 0b <e- db Vote> <0 0>> 14.15 0 [undead AU]  [0]

    I'm guessing the first thing is related to how stacks work and is intended behavior. The second thing though, probably not(hence, BUG 59968)

    Edit: Actually, seems to be related to being at 250 arrows of a type in a quiver, since I do have arrows in my inventory that it isn't actually placing in the quiver. Fun stuff!
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  • OystirOystir Member Posts: 454 ✭✭✭
    XXX tells you, "(( No kidding.. I made this char a long time ago.. played pretty hard for a little bit, then haven't been back. Always been a big fan of Aetolia, but I stopped playing there and can't get back into it... the people drive me nuts ))"

    This is literally the third time this week somebody has said that to me here.

    Keep it up Aetolia  :)>-
     You say, "This is much harder than just being a normal person."
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ********************************[ Top Guilds ]*********************************
    Guild Name     Total    XP       Combat   Explore  Member   Novice   Health   
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Bards          219      85       33       29       72       0        1000
    Spectres       207      87       54       40       26       0        1000
    Tzolkin        214      94       45       35       40       0        1000
    Vindicators    179      87       38       28       26       0        1000
    Noctusari      189      87       46       28       28       0        997
    Wardancers     196      91       52       31       22       0        993
    Revenants      202      91       54       32       25       0        992
    Crusaders      181      87       43       29       22       0        984
    Animists       159      85       32       32       10       0        963
    Sentinels      154      86       20       31       17       0        919
    Inquisition    142      82       34       23       3        0        868
    Wardens        132      85       27       19       1        0        846
    Hunters        164      96       35       28       5        0        806
    Idras          164      88       41       29       6        0        793
    Silvari        152      87       25       28       12       0        657
    Stormweavers   159      88       37       33       1        0        573
    Dunestriders   169      90       37       38       4        0        419
    *******************************************************************************
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The only nice thing about playing when no one else is on:

    You are in the midst of your largest hunting streak as a Champion with 10000 kills.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • KhizanKhizan Member Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The following members of your ring are online:
    Claudius Ashtear, Left Shark of the Oasis
    Frost Valkyrie Jules Vladin, Immortal Kitten
    A Sheet Named Celestine Vrothar With Two Shoddily Shorn Holes
    A Squishy Septus Squash
    Firestarter Calais Redwinter Woodchopper of the North
    Farah Khizan Vladin, Immortal Cat

    Jules decided that our titles were not Halloweeny enough.

    "On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."

  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Septus said:
    Well, that won't do at all.
    Someone beat you to it!

    18:10:52.871 637[100] 671[91] -b db 0 0 81.61 0 0 0 nC: 0 (a): 3
    18:10:53.124     Fensrun steps aboard the chariot and firmly grasps the reins.
    18:10:53.126     Fensrun's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    18:10:53.128     Fensrun places both hands on either side of your head and stares straight into your eyes. A ghostly
    18:10:53.128 ochre light gleams from her pupils and shoots into your eyes, and your mind expands with alien and
    18:10:53.128 strange visions.
    18:10:53.129 You yell, "No, it cannot be true! I cannot accept it! I beg of you to make it stop!"
    18:10:53.130 You have been slain by     Fensrun.
    18:10:53.130     [koko] Reset afflictions on Iniar.
    18:10:53.130     (mapper): Recorded that the Ik'taru Expanse is on the On continent.
    18:10:53.131 No longer able to juggle it, a throwing axe falls to the ground.
    18:10:53.132 No longer able to juggle it, a throwing axe falls to the ground.
    18:10:53.132 No longer able to juggle it, a throwing axe falls to the ground.
    18:10:53.134 You have nothing that can be stored in the Rift.
    18:10:53.135 A dangerously curved beak falls out of your inventory.
    18:10:53.135 A sticky bone horn falls out of your inventory.
    18:10:53.136 A sticky bone horn falls out of your inventory.
    18:10:53.136 A dangerously curved beak falls out of your inventory.
    18:10:53.137 A sticky bone horn from Asaraii falls out of your inventory.
    18:10:53.137     Your starburst tattoo flares as the world is momentarily blurred in white light.
    18:10:53.139     606[95] 700[95] eb 0 0 81.61 0 0 0 nC: 0 (a): 3
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • CelestineCelestine Member Posts: 244 ✭✭✭
    edited November 2015
    Apparently @Septus was unaware...

    11:32 Celestine: Oh my god.
    11:32 Celestine: I'm dying.
    11:32 @Khizan: ?
    11:32 Celestine: Your ally, A Squishy Septus Squash, has entered Imperian.
    11:32 Septus: Whaaaat.
    11:32 Septus: Omg.
    11:32 Khizan: Oh.
    11:33 Septus: Who dares.
    11:33 Khizan: @Jules thought you needed Halloweening.
    11:33 Celestine: Ahahahahaha!
    11:33 @Xeron: Oh fine.
    11:33 Septus: That fiend.
    11:33 Xeron: Septus just doesn't listen to me.
    11:33 Xeron: F*** that guy.
    11:33 Septus: I'm deaf.
    11:33 Xeron: Oh.
    11:33 Septus: You fool!
    11:33 @Shaheen: Sounds like a costume to me.
    11:33 Xeron: I said nice title.
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  • SeptusSeptus Member, Beta Testers Posts: 781 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Iniar said:
    Septus said:
    Well, that won't do at all.
    Someone beat you to it!

    18:10:52.871 637[100] 671[91] -b db 0 0 81.61 0 0 0 nC: 0 (a): 3
    18:10:53.124     Fensrun steps aboard the chariot and firmly grasps the reins.
    18:10:53.126     Fensrun's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    18:10:53.128     Fensrun places both hands on either side of your head and stares straight into your eyes. A ghostly
    18:10:53.128 ochre light gleams from her pupils and shoots into your eyes, and your mind expands with alien and
    18:10:53.128 strange visions.
    18:10:53.129 You yell, "No, it cannot be true! I cannot accept it! I beg of you to make it stop!"
    18:10:53.130 You have been slain by     Fensrun.
    18:10:53.130     [koko] Reset afflictions on Iniar.
    18:10:53.130     (mapper): Recorded that the Ik'taru Expanse is on the On continent.
    18:10:53.131 No longer able to juggle it, a throwing axe falls to the ground.
    18:10:53.132 No longer able to juggle it, a throwing axe falls to the ground.
    18:10:53.132 No longer able to juggle it, a throwing axe falls to the ground.
    18:10:53.134 You have nothing that can be stored in the Rift.
    18:10:53.135 A dangerously curved beak falls out of your inventory.
    18:10:53.135 A sticky bone horn falls out of your inventory.
    18:10:53.136 A sticky bone horn falls out of your inventory.
    18:10:53.136 A dangerously curved beak falls out of your inventory.
    18:10:53.137 A sticky bone horn from Asaraii falls out of your inventory.
    18:10:53.137     Your starburst tattoo flares as the world is momentarily blurred in white light.
    18:10:53.139     606[95] 700[95] eb 0 0 81.61 0 0 0 nC: 0 (a): 3


    I had such a good trap prepared for you while you were harvesting that shardfall yesterday. You left before finishing harvesting though! :(

  • JulesJules Member Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭
    Upon the roaring winds, Khizan tells you, "Look at Septus' title."


    Captain of the Gourd, Septus (Male scorched).

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  • BetsyBetsy Member Posts: 8 ✭
    (Sect): Morgaze says, "It's not my deodorant. I'm not wearing any."



  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2015
    You are about to purchase a tightly-rolled scroll for 15 tokens. Please type TOKEN PURCHASE 5 CONFIRM to complete this purchase.

    Congratulations! You have purchased and received a tightly-rolled scroll in exchange for 15 tokens.

    Fudge. :(
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • TheophilusTheophilus Member Posts: 784 ✭✭✭✭
    A skeletal attendant takes the dark purple card with bright orange and black pumpkins from you and places 
    another one on the table. A skeletal attendant then turns a black card over to reveal the new phrase.
    A skeletal attendant says, "We are now in round three, your new phrase is: "I went trick or treating with 
    ________, who tried to show me their secret place.""

    You slowly flip over a dark purple card with a bright orange and black pumpkin on it that reads, 'Theophilus 
    jumping around like a frog'.
    -----------------------------------------------------------------
    A skeletal attendant takes the dark purple card with bright orange and black pumpkins from you and places 
    another one on the table. A skeletal attendant then turns a black card over to reveal the new phrase.
    A skeletal attendant says, "We are now in round ten, your last phrase is: "Let the leaves of Autumn fall down 
    upon me and ________.""
     
    You slowly flip over a dark purple card with a bright orange and black pumpkin on it that reads, 'Lick 
    Theophilus's face three times'.


    :-$
    (Ring): Lartus says, "I heard Theophilus once threw a grenade and killed ten people."
    (Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."

    (Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
  • OystirOystir Member Posts: 454 ✭✭✭
    edited November 2015
    Message #204   Sent By: Obit            Received On: 11/12/2015/13:55
    "Curse you oystir! for causing me to run around the lake wondering why I couldn't hit the shellfish!"

    #whyIchosethisterriblename
     You say, "This is much harder than just being a normal person."
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    And so it continues!

    ********************************[ Top Guilds ]*********************************
    Guild Name     Total    XP       Combat   Explore  Member   Novice   Health   
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Bards          224      88       33       32       71       0        1000
    Spectres       222      90       58       43       31       0        1000
    Vindicators    185      88       36       28       33       0        1000
    Noctusari      195      88       48       28       31       0        998
    Tzolkin        199      93       45       37       24       0        998
    Revenants      202      92       53       33       24       0        983
    Crusaders      178      87       45       29       17       0        975
    Wardancers     188      92       57       35       4        0        971
    Animists       149      83       30       32       4        0        942
    Sentinels      153      89       20       33       11       0        905
    Wardens        146      84       28       19       15       0        841
    Inquisition    141      82       32       23       4        0        831
    Hunters        161      95       30       28       8        0        789
    Idras          166      92       37       33       4        0        768
    Silvari        148      90       27       31       0        0        631
    Stormweavers   161      88       39       33       1        0        534
    Dunestriders   163      90       35       37       1        0        410
    *******************************************************************************
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Also, @Oystir has been doing an amazing job pumping out some energy for Bards. You go, shellfish.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • OystirOystir Member Posts: 454 ✭✭✭
    You tell - , "How are you doing?"

    You just received message #156 from -.

    Message #156   Sent By: - Received On: 11/18/2015/4:25
    "Ic essentially my char has been lobotomized."
     You say, "This is much harder than just being a normal person."
  • ShouShou Member Posts: 205 ✭✭✭
    Well that's one way to do it. I had to take the wimpy way out and just stop showing up.
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  • KhizanKhizan Member Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oystir said:
    Message #156   Sent By: - Received On: 11/18/2015/4:25
    "Ic essentially my char has been lobotomized."
    And this differs from a normal Kinsarmarian how...?

    "On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."

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