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  • LartusLartus Member Posts: 487 ✭✭✭
    What?
  • MercerMercer Member Posts: 220 ✭✭✭
    The lily at the bottom of Svorai's heart in your hands sways slightly in the water, the fish's fins responding in turn.


    Svorai's gone, but I still got one her hearts :)
  • OystirOystir Member Posts: 454 ✭✭✭
    You tell Dream Master Tikal Dawnsong, the Dew-Kissed Rose, "Tikal, talk to Rhon about the sect."
    Drifting upon the beams of Aryana, Tikal tells you, "Was he wanting more info or what? I've never met him."
    You tell Dream Master Tikal Dawnsong, the Dew-Kissed Rose, "I don't really know what our sect is about."
    Drifting upon the beams of Moradeim, Tikal tells you, "So he was wanting more info, then yes?"
    You tell Dream Master Tikal Dawnsong, the Dew-Kissed Rose, "Yes."
    Drifting upon the beams of Aryana, Tikal tells you, "Secthelp welcome might give you better insight."
    You tell Dream Master Tikal Dawnsong, the Dew-Kissed Rose, "Yeah, but I can't make him read that until he is actually in the sect."
     You say, "This is much harder than just being a normal person."
  • OystirOystir Member Posts: 454 ✭✭✭
    edited January 2016
    Nikki, Mistress of Cards says, "No more bets."
    Nikki, Mistress of Cards deals Nhu a five of Spades and a Queen of Diamonds.
    Nikki, Mistress of Cards deals you a ten of Spades and a three of Hearts.
    She deals herself two cards. The up card is a two of Clubs.
    H: 580/580 M: 310/310  [ebdb] [62.68%] [Cultist] [0 0] [blk haw app] []
    You say, "After this hand."
    H: 580/580 M: 310/310  [ebdb] [62.68%] [Cultist] [0 0] [blk haw app] []
    Nhu stands on her 15.
     _______   _______
    |S   _ S| |H --- H|
    | | | | | |     | |
    | | | | | |  ---  |
    | | | | | |     | |
    |S   - S| |H --- H|
     -------   -------
    You have 13.
    Dealer shows a two of Clubs.
    Nikki, Mistress of Cards asks you, "Do you want to hit, stand, or double?"
    H: 580/580 M: 310/310  [ebdb] [62.68%] [Cultist] [0 0] [blk haw app] []
    You tap your cards and are dealt a two of Spades, for a total of 15.
     _______   _______   _______
    |S   _ S| |H --- H| |S ___ S|
    | | | | | |     | | |     | |
    | | | | | |  ---  | |  ---  |
    | | | | | |     | | | |     |
    |S   - S| |H --- H| |S --- S|
     -------   -------   -------
    You have 15.
    Dealer shows a two of Clubs.
    Nikki, Mistress of Cards asks you, "Do you want to hit or stand?"
    H: 580/580 M: 310/310  [ebdb] [62.68%] [Cultist] [0 0] [blk haw app] []
    You tap your cards and are dealt an Ace of Clubs, for a total of 16.
     _______   _______   _______   _______
    |S   _ S| |H --- H| |S ___ S| |C     C|
    | | | | | |     | | |     | | |   .   |
    | | | | | |  ---  | |  ---  | |  / \  |
    | | | | | |     | | | |     | | /---\ |
    |S   - S| |H --- H| |S --- S| |C     C|
     -------   -------   -------   -------
    You have 16.
    Dealer shows a two of Clubs.
    Nikki, Mistress of Cards asks you, "Do you want to hit or stand?"
    H: 580/580 M: 310/310  [ebdb] [62.68%] [Cultist] [0 0] [blk haw app] []
    You stare implacably at Nikki, Mistress of Cards.
    H: 580/580 M: 310/310  [ebdb] [62.68%] [Cultist] [0 0] [blk haw app] []
    You tap your cards and are dealt an Ace of Clubs, for a total of 17.
     _______   _______   _______   _______   _______
    |S   _ S| |H --- H| |S ___ S| |C     C| |C     C|
    | | | | | |     | | |     | | |   .   | |   .   |
    | | | | | |  ---  | |  ---  | |  / \  | |  / \  |
    | | | | | |     | | | |     | | /---\ | | /---\ |
    |S   - S| |H --- H| |S --- S| |C     C| |C     C|
     -------   -------   -------   -------   -------
    You have 17.
    Dealer shows a two of Clubs.
    Nikki, Mistress of Cards asks you, "Do you want to hit or stand?"
    H: 580/580 M: 310/310  [ebdb] [62.68%] [Cultist] [0 0] [blk haw app] []
    Nhu Ashtear says, "Don't hit."
    H: 580/580 M: 310/310  [ebdb] [62.68%] [Cultist] [0 0] [blk haw app] []
    You say, "Oh wow."
    H: 580/580 M: 310/310  [ebdb] [62.68%] [Cultist] [0 0] [blk haw app] []stand
    You stand on your 17.
    Nikki, Mistress of Cards flips over her hole card, showing a seven of Spades for a total of 9.
    She deals herself a nine of Diamonds, for a total of 18. She stands.
    Your hand lost to Nikki, Mistress of Cards, who collects your bet.
    H: 580/580 M: 310/310  [ebdb] [62.68%] [Cultist] [0 0] [blk haw app] []
    Nikki, Mistress of Cards expertly begins to shuffle the multiple decks together.
    H: 580/580 M: 310/310  [ebdb] [62.68%] [Cultist] [0 0] [blk haw app] []
    You say, "Are you seriously?"
    H: 580/580 M: 310/310  [ebdb] [62.68%] [Cultist] [0 0] [blk haw app] []
    Nhu gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
     You say, "This is much harder than just being a normal person."
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    9 ) (2016/01/23 02:01) Zaskera: "Do furniture items fall out of your inventory if you leave the realms?"
    10) (2016/01/23 02:01) Iyrandar: "I wouldn't think so, no. Why?"
    11) (2016/01/23 02:02) Zaskera: "Because I'm standing here holding a desk I made and I don't want it to drop if I do."

    image
    Dilemmas
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • IvelliosIvellios Member Posts: 63 ✭✭
    Khizan was slain by a ghost of a giddy boy.

    Lol, this made me laugh. Thanks for that.
  • GurnGurn Member Posts: 789 ✭✭✭✭
    Hang on, let me channel Canavas for a second here--


    Primal Spirit have the following ACTIVE members:
    Ellen
    Glijije
    Gurn (clan head)
    Svorai

    she still lives
  • SkyeSkye Member Posts: 100 ✭✭✭
    @Iniar - Do you know what happened? I actually thought some furniture items did drop when you logged out, so now I'm curious. I always tell people I do commissions for to know where they want to place it before I make it.
    ** Yes, we're aware of the problems. Please do NOT use any HELP files at the moment.**.
    ** And don't try them now just see if they're really broken. **.
    ** Or credit conversion. Try not to do anything much right now. **.
    ** Don't panic, normal service will be restored as soon as possible. For now, enjoy the wonders of conversation. **.
    *** We will be rebooting in about 60 seconds ***.
    ** Don't panic. Just...stay close to your rosaries **.
    ** Monetary offers for Salvation accepted. **.
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I don't know. :(
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • BathanBathan Member Posts: 1,056 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2016
    She is a clever sidhe. This young woman holds herself with a mystic persuasion, her attire lending herself to a rather intellectual type and undeniably feminine. Her body is that of what you would
    expect of a blossoming young woman, a slim bust and even slimmer waist, flaring out at her hips to give her a slight bottom-heavy hourglass figure    . Raven black hair has been pulled into a loose
    ponytail behind her, her bangs left loose to tickle her gentle brow and coat her ears with the dark locks. Slender elven ears point at an awkward angle, slanted a little more donwards than normal and
    making her ears seem longer than usual. Her eyes speak volumes of her demeanor, although physically they just seem tired, a bright forestal green lighting up her slightly sleepy features. A beautiful
    face with a button nose and pouty lips completes her feminine qualities, leading down to her shoulders covered by her coat, draping over her frame and somewhat hiding her body from view.

    https://youtu.be/ZWRtccdiS70?t=4s
    ‘Least I won’t have to carry it no more. You see how bloody heavy it is?’

    ‘Every sword’s a weight to carry. Men don’t see that when they pick ’em up. But they get heavier with time.”
  • LartusLartus Member Posts: 487 ✭✭✭

    Lady Muse, Katinel Keth'Aera, the Diamond Angel says to Vasharr, "Touch it."


    A one legged fachan hops in from the east with a thump.


    A tiny amount of water squirts from the cherub's arrow towards the sky and into

    the bottom basin, causing a small splash.

    A torrent of fiery lava flows down along a rupture of a distant volcano.

     

    What does it all mean?!

  • EsmyrsiaEsmyrsia Member, Immortal Posts: 57 mod
    ^ I lol'd.
  • SalikSalik Member Posts: 143 ✭✭✭
    Isn't that what a demon would want?
  • EsmyrsiaEsmyrsia Member, Immortal Posts: 57 mod
    @Salik Not a @Jeremy beating. He has biceps -on his biceps-.
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A sparkling wheel slows down to a halt, rewarding Xeron with Experience Gain.
    [Info]: 500 credit grand prize within the next 100 spins on the Wheel of Fortune.

    You roll on the floor in front of Xeron, laughing.

    Rage burning in his eyes, Xeron smashes himself against a nearby wall.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • CyrCyr Member, Beta Testers Posts: 55 ✭✭✭
    You say to Khizan, "Sit."

    Khizan sits down.
  • XeronXeron Member Posts: 83 ✭✭✭
    edited February 2016
    Iniar said:

    A sparkling wheel slows down to a halt, rewarding Xeron with Experience Gain.
    [Info]: 500 credit grand prize within the next 100 spins on the Wheel of Fortune.

    You roll on the floor in front of Xeron, laughing.

    Rage burning in his eyes, Xeron smashes himself against a nearby wall.
    Shoot, I got 2 virtue drops. Better than the ~6 lessons I've been averaging!

    edit: quotes be hard
  • KryssKryss Member Posts: 426 ✭✭✭✭
    You see Iniar Nullheart, Myrmidon shout, "Well, Kryss, ya snooze ya lose, and
    you're behind from the start!"
  • SalikSalik Member Posts: 143 ✭✭✭
    For what it's worth, Septus, we over in Demonic were bitching about it too. <3
  • MercerMercer Member Posts: 220 ✭✭✭
    2016/02/09 00:29:28 - Mercer has been consumed by the Diachaim in an attempt to control the ancient stone monolith.


    never touching a monolith again
  • BetsyBetsy Member Posts: 8 ✭
    -Don't die in the Underworld. Strange things happen.

    ----- -5:-1:0 ------
    The decaying remains of Betsy lie here. Iktov Sholet stands tall here, his hands clasped behind his back. An enraged creeper is here, sleeping soundly. Even more foul in death, this ghastly raging creeper is sprawled across the ground, a strange green goo seeping out of its wounds. 
    You see exits leading east, south, and northwest.
    The corpse of Betsy exclaims, "You is bug! You is gunna die!"
    The corpse of Betsy curls its lip and sneers arrogantly at you.

  • KryssKryss Member Posts: 426 ✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2016
    You feel yourself compelled to leave the room, beckoned by the allure of a
    Ouroboros.
    Approaching a desert city.
    The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A stinking noxious cloud floats here.
    The shadows bend and contort to the form of this nightmare, red eyes glaring
    from out of the darkness. Mathiaus Reopev, the Keeper of Eyes is here, a soft
    glow of a multi-coloured aura surrounding him. He wields a lithe daegger in his
    left hand and a massive shield in his right. Hands of rotting flesh and white
    bone push up from the ground.
    You see exits leading northeast, east, south, and southwest.
    A fiendish nightmare sniggers evilly.
    A fiendish nightmare exclaims, "You is filthy fleshy. You is gunna die!"

    Strange things indeed. The horde hive mind has even influenced nightmares!
  • OhmOhm Member Posts: 333 ✭✭✭
    Betsy said:
    -Don't die in the Underworld. Strange things happen.

    ----- -5:-1:0 ------
    The decaying remains of Betsy lie here. Iktov Sholet stands tall here, his hands clasped behind his back. An enraged creeper is here, sleeping soundly. Even more foul in death, this ghastly raging creeper is sprawled across the ground, a strange green goo seeping out of its wounds. 
    You see exits leading east, south, and northwest.
    The corpse of Betsy exclaims, "You is bug! You is gunna die!"
    The corpse of Betsy curls its lip and sneers arrogantly at you.

    A faded serpent exclaims, "You is filthy fleshy. You is gunna die!"
    image
  • SeptusSeptus Member, Beta Testers Posts: 781 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The corpse calling you a bug tickled me good.
  • IniarIniar Member Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭

    a clockwork knight puts his sword away and grabs hold of a rose-covered sapling's throat as he

    punches him several times in the face.

    A rose-covered sapling burrows into the ground, quickly evading the oncoming attack. A few moments

    later he pops back up and shakes himself off, dirt spraying everywhere with the action.

    Lifting his flail high, a rose-covered sapling swings the heads of the weapon in a deadly arc,

    striking a clockwork knight over the head. Roses burst from the wound and die off just as swiftly as

    they came, their withered petals drifting lazily towards the ground.

    The seeds implanted during the battle suddenly explode all over a clockwork knight's body as a rose-

    covered sapling calls upon the magicks of Nature. Blood sprays over the area, and a clockwork knight

    screams in pain and then falls lifelessly onto the ground, his broken and battered body now an

    offering to the ground below. A rose-covered sapling then entwines his legs around the corpse of a

    clockwork knight to draw nutrients from his kill. The roses a rose-covered sapling pulse vibrantly,

    their red and white colouration seeming to deepen from the feeding.

    Iniar is victorious!


    You say, "Damn, he even imitated Eldreth."

    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • JulesJules Member Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭
    edited February 2016
    "Wear red" they said.  "Eldreth will notice you in red" they said :(
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