Drooping evergreens.
A blue shard is protruding from the ground here, glowing faintly. The ever-shifting visage of Mael, Aspect of Moradeim, is here. He wields a truesilver battleaxe in his left hand and an ornately wrought tablet in his right.
You see exits leading northeast, southwest, and west.
You have reached your destination.
Sometimes, when it's not your day...
As Mael attempts to leave, white light envelops you and he is jerked back again.
( ) Eh Pm Ab [gcp] [Hdb] [tpc] <0c> <I1U> Tcgt < > <ueB>
(Ring): You say, "MADNESS on Mael. Give mental afflictions!"
( ) Eh Pm Ab [gcp] [Hdb] [tpc] <0c> <I1U> Tcgt < > <ueB>
Mael quickly eats a toadstool.(18:08:27.06)
( ) Eh Pm Ab [gcp] [Hdb] [tpc] <0c> <I1U> Tcgt < > <ueB>
Stand $$ stand $$ board chariot $$ put gold in pack $$ light pipes $$ fling moon hellsight at mael stupidity added to your EQBAL queue.
( ) Eh Pm Ab [gcp] [Hdb] [tpc] <0c> <I1U> Tcgt < > <ueB>
As Mael attempts to leave, white light envelops you and he is jerked back again.
( ) Eh Pm Ab [gcp] [Hdb] [tpc] <0c> <I1U> Tcgt < > <ueB>
You have regained your mental equilibrium.(18:08:28.31)
[QUEUE]: stand $$ stand $$ board chariot $$ put gold in pack $$ light pipes $$ fling moon hellsight at mael stupidity.
You are already standing.
You are already standing.
You step aboard the chariot and firmly grasp the reins.
You hold no "gold".
You quickly light your pipes, surrounding yourself with a cloud of smoke.
You shuffle a card out of your deck and the image of the Moon appears on its surface.
Mana Lost: 22
You quickly fling a card with the image of the Moon at Mael.
Mael's eyes appear unfocused and haunted.
The aura around Mael is now tainted to 15%.
The card turns an ominous, sickly red before striking Mael in the head.
The card bestows the stupidity malady upon Mael.
Balance Taken: 2.80s
Autocuring: sip mana
You take a drink of an elixir of mana from a withered rose vial.
Mana Gain: 97
Your mind feels rejuvenated.
( ) Eh Im Ab [gcp] [Hdb] [tpc] <1c> <I1U> Tcgt < > <uEb>
Autocuring: eat toadstool
You take 1 toadstool, bringing the total to 1482.
You quickly eat a toadstool.
Health Gain: 39
Mana Gain: 52
You feel your health and mana replenished.
( ) Ah Dm Ab [gcp] [Hdb] [tpc] <1c> <I1U> Tcgt < > <uEb>
(Military): You say, "Afflicted Mael stupidity."
( ) Ah Dm Ab [gcp] [Hdb] [tpc] <1c> <I1U> Tcgt < > <uEb>
Mana Gain: 10(18:08:29.09)
( ) Ah Cm Ab [gcp] [Hdb] [tpc] <1c> <I1U> Tcgt < > <uEb>
Stand $$ stand $$ board chariot $$ put gold in pack $$ light pipes $$ invoke enlighten mael $$ invoke enlighten mael $$ invoke enlighten mael added to your EQBAL queue.
( ) Ah Cm Ab [gcp] [Hdb] [tpc] <1c> <I1U> Tcgt < > <uEb>
You have recovered your breath and can smoke once more.
( ) Ah Cm Ab [gcp] [Hdb] [tpc] <1c> <I1U> Tcgt < > <uEb>
Mana Lost: 10(18:08:30.12)
( ) Ah Dm Ab [gcp] [Hdb] [tpc] <1c> <I1U> Tcgt < > <uEb>
Screaming, Mael rushes away to the northeast.
( ) Ah Dm Ab [gcp] [Hdb] [tpc] <1c> <I1U> Tcgt < > <uEb>
You have recovered balance.
[QUEUE]: stand $$ stand $$ board chariot $$ put gold in pack $$ light pipes $$ invoke enlighten mael $$ invoke enlighten mael $$ invoke enlighten mael.
You are already standing.
You are already standing.
You step aboard the chariot and firmly grasp the reins.
You hold no "gold".
You quickly light your pipes, surrounding yourself with a cloud of smoke.
You do not see that individual here.
I do not recognize anything called that here.
I do not recognize anything called that here.
( ) Ah Dm Ab [gcp] [Hdb] [tpc] <1c> <I1U> Tcgt < > <uEB>
The shifting form of Mael, Aspect of Moradeim enters from the northeast.
( ) Ah Dm Ab [gcp] [Hdb] [tpc] <1c> <I1U> Tcgt < > <uEB>
Mael quickly eats a maidenhair leaf.
( ) Ah Dm Ab [gcp] [Hdb] [tpc] <1c> <I1U> Tcgt < > <uEB>
You are again able to unleash a demon.
( ) Ah Dm Ab [gcp] [Hdb] [tpc] <1c> <I1U> Tcgt < > <UEB>
Autocuring: smoke pipe with linseed
You take a long drag off your pipe, filling your lungs with linseed smoke.
( ) Ah Dm Ab [gcp] [Hdb] [tpc] <1c> <I1U> Tcgt < > <UEB>
Mael trembles and eyes widen in terror. He looks around himself as if searching for something that isn't there.
( ) Ah Dm Ab [gcp] [Hdb] [tpc] <1c> <I1U> Tcgt < > <UEB>
Stand $$ stand $$ board chariot $$ put gold in pack $$ light pipes $$ invoke enlighten mael $$ invoke enlighten mael $$ invoke enlighten mael added to your EQBAL queue.
[QUEUE]: stand $$ stand $$ board chariot $$ put gold in pack $$ light pipes $$ invoke enlighten mael $$ invoke enlighten mael $$ invoke enlighten mael.
You are already standing.
You are already standing.
You step aboard the chariot and firmly grasp the reins.
You hold no "gold".
You quickly light your pipes, surrounding yourself with a cloud of smoke.(18:08:32.63)
Mana Lost: 72
You place both hands on either side of Mael's head and stare straight into his eyes. Summoning all your knowledge of the Noctu mysteries, you will your knowledge into Mael's mind.
You see Sir Mael Vin'Zyan, Knight Councilor shout, "No, it cannot be true! I cannot accept it! I beg
of you to make it stop!"
You have slain Mael.
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| | (_| | __/ (_| | (_| | |
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+---------------------------+
... it's really not your day.
He is worth no PK experience to you for 279 minutes.
(Ring): Betsy says, ". So I logged my weight for the umpteenth time in my running log, and it decided I'd lost enough weight, and gave me a prize. ." (Ring): You say, "Like a sticker?" (Ring): Betsy says, "Like ...a scale."
You say, "This is much harder than just being a normal person."
18) (2015/11/28 10:05) Betsy: "I prefer two night stands. Only having one makes the room seem lopsided and awkward, and the other side of the bed has no where to put their stuff."
A plump steel-blue turkey falls from up above and gobbles loudly in offense. A plump steel-blue turkey gives you a restless glance, fidgeting and squirming. A plump steel-blue turkey says to you, "That **** keeps pinching me." A plump steel-blue turkey waddles out of the room, though not before kicking a bit of dust up from the ground.
You say, "This is much harder than just being a normal person."
Woven of obnoxiously bright green and red threads in a striped pattern from top to bottom, this itchy sweater has been knit by someone's grandmother and passed off as a loving gift. Too bulky to be fashionable, its front has been stitched with a glaringly large image of the Creator. Both His hands giving a thumbs up as He grins good-naturedly, Avasyu's torso has been festooned with tinsel and bells, and a hat matching the one Ironbeard wears adorns his head. Someone clearly didn't have the heart to tell grandma He's gone.
<config artifact hide sweater> <doesn't work>
Oh god, please don't make me have to wear this in public
“We abjure labels. We fight for money and an indefinable pride. The politics, the ethics, the moralities, are irrelevant."
"On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."
Woven of obnoxiously bright green and red threads in a striped pattern from top to bottom, this itchy sweater has been knit by someone's grandmother and passed off as a loving gift. Too bulky to be fashionable, its front has been stitched with a glaringly large image of the Creator. Both His hands giving a thumbs up as He grins good-naturedly, Avasyu's torso has been festooned with tinsel and bells, and a hat matching the one Ironbeard wears adorns his head. Someone clearly didn't have the heart to tell grandma He's gone.
<config artifact hide sweater> <doesn't work>
Oh god, please don't make me have to wear this in public
Ohmygoodness, that is the BEST thing ever. I can't decide what I like more, the sweater itself or Eldreth having to been seen in it.
** Yes, we're aware of the problems. Please do NOT use any HELP files at the moment.**. ** And don't try them now just see if they're really broken. **. ** Or credit conversion. Try not to do anything much right now. **. ** Don't panic, normal service will be restored as soon as possible. For now, enjoy the wonders of conversation. **. *** We will be rebooting in about 60 seconds ***. ** Don't panic. Just...stay close to your rosaries **. ** Monetary offers for Salvation accepted. **.
# Fensrun SMOKING LINSEED # H:669 M:709 B:0 <eb db> # Fensrun takes a drink from a withered rose vial. # H:669 M:709 B:0 <eb db> # Sumie points an imperious finger at Septus. # The Mark of Belial on Septus's body flares briefly. # H:669 M:709 B:0 <eb db> # Somehow Septus flips away to the north. # [AL] Septus - In a shadowy hallway. # H:669 M:709 B:0 <eb db> # Xeron continues his confusing, erratic dance. # H:669 M:731 B:0 <eb db> # You take a rusty syringe from a wyvernskin pack.
In the midst of chaos, when hope slowly ebbs from the field of battle, Eldreth must unleash his inner-Hulk to rally the forces of good to victory!
# You grasp a rusty syringe firmly in one hand, and stab it into your thigh. You feel a sudden rush of strength. # --> You appear to have caused an untrapped error in the code. Please don't execute this command again right now.
Nooooooo (
“We abjure labels. We fight for money and an indefinable pride. The politics, the ethics, the moralities, are irrelevant."
In the midst of horror, a tender moment of compassion:
# He is followed by a muamrite slave, a sketch of a Hunter, a sketch of a Renegade, and a sketch of a Runeguard. # Your foreboding stone glows, warning you that Iniar is nearby. # [AL] Iniar - Celidon by grasslands. # Iniar's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness. # Iniar's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune. # A look of pain crosses Iniar's face as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at him. # A look of pain crosses Iniar's face as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at him. # A look of pain crosses Iniar's face as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at him. # A look of pain crosses Iniar's face as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at him. # A look of pain crosses Iniar's face as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at him. # Iniar has been slain by a mystical rune tuned to defend Eldreth. # You have slain Iniar. # With Iniar no longer able to juggle it, a throwing axe falls to the ground. # With Iniar no longer able to juggle it, a throwing axe falls to the ground. # With Iniar no longer able to juggle it, a throwing axe falls to the ground. # +++++ Iniar HAS USED STARBURST!!!!!!!! +++++ # A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Iniar in a nimbus of white light. # You cease to prop up a tall totem pole. # The slave shuffles his feet nervously as he glances up at Iniar. # H:606 M:726 B:0 <e- db> # (Ring): You say, "Iniar HERE ------>VORTEX." # H:606 M:726 B:0 <e- db> # (Ring): Alesei says, "[Bloodscent]: Iniar ENTERED the Western Celidon." # H:606 M:726 B:0 <e- db> # (Ring): You say, "SLAIN -------> Iniar." # H:606 M:726 B:0 <e- db> # (Ring): Alesei says, "Iniar STARBURSTED!!" # H:606 M:726 B:0 <e- db> # (Ring): You say, "STARBURST -------> Iniar." # H:606 M:726 B:0 <e- db> # Quickdraw staff shield added to your EQBAL queue. # H:606 M:726 B:0 <e- db> # Automatic rebounding handling activated. # H:606 M:726 B:0 <e- db> # (Ring): Wysrias says, "INIAR hit starburst!" # (Ring): Wysrias says, "INIAR hit starburst!" # H:606 M:726 B:0 <e- db> # Iniar Nullheart says, "Follow me." # The boy looks at Iniar gratefully and falls in line to follow him home.
If I was that boy, I'd be all, "hell no..you just died 6 times in the last four minutes..no way I am going with you"
“We abjure labels. We fight for money and an indefinable pride. The politics, the ethics, the moralities, are irrelevant."
(Ring): Septus says, "You know." (Ring): Septus says, "Its becoming a pattern where we help all the evil dudes." (Ring): Septus says, "Because noone else wants to." (Ring): You say, "Septus." (Ring): You say, "Hate to break it to you buddy." (Ring): You say, "We're the bad guys in this story." (Ring): Iniar says, "Mhm."
"On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."
Comments
... it's really not your day.
(Ring): You say, "Like a sticker?"
(Ring): Betsy says, "Like ...a scale."
(Ring): You say, "There's no T-E-A-M in I-N-I-A-R."
(Ring): Rumal says, "THERE IS A RAINI, THOUGH."
You say, "Do you grant quests?"
A plump steel-blue turkey falls from up above and gobbles loudly in offense.
A plump steel-blue turkey gives you a restless glance, fidgeting and squirming.
A plump steel-blue turkey says to you, "That **** keeps pinching me."
A plump steel-blue turkey waddles out of the room, though not before kicking a bit of dust up from
the ground.
by someone's grandmother and passed off as a loving gift. Too bulky to be fashionable, its front has been stitched with a
glaringly large image of the Creator. Both His hands giving a thumbs up as He grins good-naturedly, Avasyu's torso has been
festooned with tinsel and bells, and a hat matching the one Ironbeard wears adorns his head. Someone clearly didn't have the
heart to tell grandma He's gone.
<config artifact hide sweater>
<doesn't work>
Oh god, please don't make me have to wear this in public
"On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."
Ohmygoodness, that is the BEST thing ever. I can't decide what I like more, the sweater itself or Eldreth having to been seen in it.
** And don't try them now just see if they're really broken. **.
** Or credit conversion. Try not to do anything much right now. **.
** Don't panic, normal service will be restored as soon as possible. For now, enjoy the wonders of conversation. **.
*** We will be rebooting in about 60 seconds ***.
** Don't panic. Just...stay close to your rosaries **.
** Monetary offers for Salvation accepted. **.
# H:669 M:709 B:0 <eb db>
# Fensrun takes a drink from a withered rose vial.
# H:669 M:709 B:0 <eb db>
# Sumie points an imperious finger at Septus.
# The Mark of Belial on Septus's body flares briefly.
# H:669 M:709 B:0 <eb db>
# Somehow Septus flips away to the north.
# [AL] Septus - In a shadowy hallway.
# H:669 M:709 B:0 <eb db>
# Xeron continues his confusing, erratic dance.
# H:669 M:731 B:0 <eb db>
# You take a rusty syringe from a wyvernskin pack.
In the midst of chaos, when hope slowly ebbs from the field of battle, Eldreth must unleash his inner-Hulk to rally the forces of good to victory!
# You grasp a rusty syringe firmly in one hand, and stab it into your thigh. You feel a sudden rush of strength.
# --> You appear to have caused an untrapped error in the code. Please don't execute this command again right now.
Nooooooo
With the biting chill of ice, Arakis tells you, "Oh god Imperian is just the two of us."
You tell Sir Arakis Aelinelda, Iron Wolf, "JUST THE TWO OF US."
With the biting chill of ice, Arakis tells you, "WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY."
You tell Sir Arakis Aelinelda, Iron Wolf, "Think they'll shrub me if I afk bash?"
With the biting chill of ice, Arakis tells you, "It's a dice roll."
You tell Sir Arakis Aelinelda, Iron Wolf, "Then it'll just be one of you."
You tell Sir Arakis Aelinelda, Iron Wolf, ":3."
You tell Sir Arakis Aelinelda, Iron Wolf, ":3."
You tell Sir Arakis Aelinelda, Iron Wolf, ":3."
You tell Sir Arakis Aelinelda, Iron Wolf, ":3."
With the biting chill of ice, Arakis tells you, "And wow that song is ingrained deeply."
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Arakis and Morgaze. <-- I'm chamming as Morgaze
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There are 3 players in this world.
You tell Sir Arakis Aelinelda, Iron Wolf, "It says there are 3 players in the world."
You tell Sir Arakis Aelinelda, Iron Wolf, "Who is the third? A GHOST?"
With the biting chill of ice, Arakis tells you, "The unseen one would be an admin."
With the biting chill of ice, Arakis tells you, "Is my guess."
With the biting chill of ice, Arakis tells you, "Garryn prolly."
You tell Sir Arakis Aelinelda, Iron Wolf, "The third player is the Ghost of Imperian."
With the biting chill of ice, Arakis tells you, "That ghost."
With the biting chill of ice, Arakis tells you, "Statistically."
With the biting chill of ice, Arakis tells you, "Is a fat, middle-aged, bipolar woman with high cholesterol and a love of drama."
You tell Sir Arakis Aelinelda, Iron Wolf, "You mean Aakrin?"
With the biting chill of ice, Arakis tells you, "LOLLLLLL."
With the biting chill of ice, Arakis tells you, "Yes."
You tell Sir Arakis Aelinelda, Iron Wolf, ":3."
You tell Sir Arakis Aelinelda, Iron Wolf, "Good bye Arakis, I am logging off. Enjoy the solitude."
With the biting chill of ice, Arakis tells you, "Nuuuuuu."
With the biting chill of ice, Arakis tells you, "If I'm the last I'll have to raid cities."
With the biting chill of ice, Arakis tells you, "Plant my scarecrow."
You tell Sir Arakis Aelinelda, Iron Wolf, "You have my permission to raid all the ghost town(e)s."
With the biting chill of ice, Arakis tells you, "Summon Yasyolon in Stavenn."
You tell Sir Arakis Aelinelda, Iron Wolf, "It'll be ok, Arakis."
With the biting chill of ice, Arakis tells you, "No it won't, not with my shop spot taken."
With the biting chill of ice, Arakis tells you, "-sob-."
You tell Sir Arakis Aelinelda, Iron Wolf, "Maybe now, you can find enlightenment."
You tell Sir Arakis Aelinelda, Iron Wolf, "Toodles~."
With the biting chill of ice, Arakis tells you, "</3."
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Arakis and Arakis.
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There are 3 players in this world.
With the biting chill of ice, Arakis tells you, "My god I duplicated from sheer desperation."
[ INFO ] - Socket got disconnected. The remote host closed the connection
[ INFO ] - connection time: 03:14:26.425
[ INFO ] -
@Arakis
Even better was that it was a do-nothing alt who went around and purified every single tree. Guess someone was mad.
# He is followed by a muamrite slave, a sketch of a Hunter, a sketch of a Renegade, and a sketch of a Runeguard.
# Your foreboding stone glows, warning you that Iniar is nearby.
# [AL] Iniar - Celidon by grasslands.
# Iniar's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
# Iniar's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
# A look of pain crosses Iniar's face as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at him.
# A look of pain crosses Iniar's face as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at him.
# A look of pain crosses Iniar's face as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at him.
# A look of pain crosses Iniar's face as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at him.
# A look of pain crosses Iniar's face as a sowulu rune lets loose a scream at him.
# Iniar has been slain by a mystical rune tuned to defend Eldreth.
# You have slain Iniar.
# With Iniar no longer able to juggle it, a throwing axe falls to the ground.
# With Iniar no longer able to juggle it, a throwing axe falls to the ground.
# With Iniar no longer able to juggle it, a throwing axe falls to the ground.
# +++++ Iniar HAS USED STARBURST!!!!!!!! +++++
# A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Iniar in a nimbus of white light.
# You cease to prop up a tall totem pole.
# The slave shuffles his feet nervously as he glances up at Iniar.
# H:606 M:726 B:0 <e- db>
# (Ring): You say, "Iniar HERE ------>VORTEX."
# H:606 M:726 B:0 <e- db>
# (Ring): Alesei says, "[Bloodscent]: Iniar ENTERED the Western Celidon."
# H:606 M:726 B:0 <e- db>
# (Ring): You say, "SLAIN -------> Iniar."
# H:606 M:726 B:0 <e- db>
# (Ring): Alesei says, "Iniar STARBURSTED!!"
# H:606 M:726 B:0 <e- db>
# (Ring): You say, "STARBURST -------> Iniar."
# H:606 M:726 B:0 <e- db>
# Quickdraw staff shield added to your EQBAL queue.
# H:606 M:726 B:0 <e- db>
# Automatic rebounding handling activated.
# H:606 M:726 B:0 <e- db>
# (Ring): Wysrias says, "INIAR hit starburst!"
# (Ring): Wysrias says, "INIAR hit starburst!"
# H:606 M:726 B:0 <e- db>
# Iniar Nullheart says, "Follow me."
# The boy looks at Iniar gratefully and falls in line to follow him home.
If I was that boy, I'd be all, "hell no..you just died 6 times in the last four minutes..no way I am going with you"
From last night:
(Ring): Septus says, "You know."
(Ring): Septus says, "Its becoming a pattern where we help all the evil dudes."
(Ring): Septus says, "Because noone else wants to."
(Ring): You say, "Septus."
(Ring): You say, "Hate to break it to you buddy."
(Ring): You say, "We're the bad guys in this story."
(Ring): Iniar says, "Mhm."
"On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."